Ramos has always got my nerves. Which is great news because that likely means he'd be brilliant for us.
Sergio Ramos | Signs new 5 year contract
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I've said it before on here. Have him on your team and you'll love him, when he plays for another team you'll hate him.
I used to absolutely despise him but the last few years I've started to appreciate how much of a bellend he is. It's never a boring game with Ramos on the pitch because he's bound to do something ridiculous.
Been away for a few days without internet, can someone sum up what's happened, just seems like the mood has dramatically lifted over this and 10 pages back is still only last night haha. Would be much appreciated.
Sergio's mum saying he wants to stay in Madrid. Keep yer nose out.
FFS! First Ronaldo's mum, now this..
Well that's that. Pack your bags guys, your stay at Muppetville is over
It's off. 
Channel 6? Hopefully they're reliable but I'm not relieved just yet.
Schneiderlin shot down and now Ramos?
I can't cope lads. I'm out.
I can't cope lads. I'm out.
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Everything is off, we're not signing anyone lads. 
Maybe he wants to get away from his mother as well.
If we don't we are well and truly in the shit.Everything is off, we're not signing anyone lads.
No offence, but Sergio's mother needs to keep her trap shut!
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We already knew he wanted to stay in Madrid right?! If they give him the contract he wants he'll stay surely, unless he feels bridges have been burnt.
Is this latest source credible?
fecking hell.. Been half hour since I really started believing this might happen and they get me down immediately..
Believe!!Maybe he wants to get away from his mother as well.
With Sky and BBC reporting today and yesterday that's he's asked to leave Madrid and specifically come to us, I'm still confident. His mum is probably just being an overprotective bitch.
If she has said anything at all...
There's a video of her saying it in the tweet. Wouldn't read much into it anyway as she's hardly gonna say he wants out to Spanish TV reporters.
Latin wives, girlfriends and mothers are the bane of our club.
If there wasn't any Twitter etc and players didn't have agents, the world would be a much nicer simpler place.I was kidding of course.
But all this panic here.
It's just Perez in a wig.
Yup, internet ruined the transfer window.
What exactly did she say, mate?
Who cares about his mum, its what his dad think that counts!
She told the Redcafe to piss off.
She told the Redcafe to piss off.
And a thousand muppets reach for the rope...
I'd get so much more work done during transfer windows...
Yep. At least we are now world famous.
If there were no transfer windows, that's another discussion.
Stupid cow.
Are you with us or against us muppets? Such a lovely lady, we really like you and your family, come and check our Manchester whilst the sun is still shining! Want some money?
I see, use the old soft soap approach.
Such a lovely lady, we really like you and your family, come and check our Manchester whilst the sun is still shining! Want some money?
Are you with us or against us muppets? Such a lovely lady, we really like you and your family, come and check our Manchester whilst the sun is still shining! Want some money?
I'm definitely with you muppets, just feeling very highly strung!
Of course, what I meant to say was that Mrs. Ramos is a fine lady, who has raised a wonderful son.
Stop talking shit and let your son join us!
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