Samuel Eto'o

Spoony! said:
Not have their cocks out?

but anyway, heading for Manchester? he could be signing for City. Who knows? But I think we'll find out by the end of this week or next. Or in a fortnight.
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You're a man of never ending talents Spoony, you have the ability to give a man an instantaneous erection. Many women struggle to do this, damn you must be one hell of a lover.
 
Etooooooo ooooo
Etooooooo ooooo
He comes from Cameroon
He'll fecking paint your room, regardless of Djemba Djemba
 
Spoony! said:
Right, just got a text from a mate, who works at Ringway. Basically, he's been told that Eto'o is on a flight and heading for Manc Airport.

This one is for real.
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There might be something in this, although I heard his flight was this one tomorrow shortly before he begins a medical*:

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*this is a complete lie
 
Eto's moving for a fee of 26 million euros

Devil_forever said:
Okay this is doing my head in, I'm going to call my uncle in Barcelona to see if they know anything. Fingers crossed muppets.
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Well I've got off the phone with him and he says that speculation has been rife for the last few days that a united team were over in Spain negotiating and that Barca fans have accepted that he's a dead cert to move now. The fee though he said is 26 million euros. Eto'o apparently was the driving force behind forcing Barca to drop the price.

He's no ITK but he's just going on what everyone believes is a done deal.
 
Devil_forever said:
Well I've got off the phone with him and he says that speculation has been rife for the last few days that a united team were over in Spain negotiating and that Barca fans have accepted that he's a dead cert to move now. The fee though he said is 26 million euros. Eto'o apparently was the driving force behind forcing Barca to drop the price.
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Say thanks to your uncle Guillaume for us.
 
Devil_forever said:
Okay this is doing my head in, I'm going to call my uncle in Barcelona to see if they know anything. Fingers crossed muppets.
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brophs said:
Say thanks to your uncle Guillaume for us.
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Its up to you to believe it or not mate. I've never posted "ITK" things in the past but he's just said what the popular belief in Spain is.
 
Devil_forever said:
Its up to you to believe it or not mate. I've never posted "ITK" things in the past but he's just said what the popular belief in Spain is.
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Only joking, fella. IF Guillaume is your uncle though, give him a kick in the sack for me next time you see him, will you? He'll know what it means.
 
Devil_forever said:
Well I've got off the phone with him and he says that speculation has been rife for the last few days that a united team were over in Spain negotiating and that Barca fans have accepted that he's a dead cert to move now. The fee though he said is 26 million euros. Eto'o apparently was the driving force behind forcing Barca to drop the price.

He's no ITK but he's just going on what everyone believes is a done deal.
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Which one: http://www.klappenbach-net.de/bilder/muppets.jpg
 
Barca fans at Terra.es are resigned to the fact that Eto'o is leaving; they want him to sign for us
 
if eto'o's moving for 23 million quid, his wages are easily going to smash everyone else's at the club's for sure. i wouldn't be surprised if he was on 30-40k extra more per week than the next highest earner.
 
Devil_forever said:
Well I've got off the phone with him and he says that speculation has been rife for the last few days that a united team were over in Spain negotiating and that Barca fans have accepted that he's a dead cert to move now. The fee though he said is 26 million euros. Eto'o apparently was the driving force behind forcing Barca to drop the price.

He's no ITK but he's just going on what everyone believes is a done deal.
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relx said:
Barca fans at Terra.es are resigned to the fact that Eto'o is leaving; they want him to sign for us
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Take note Spoony:nono:
DF aims to deliver.
 
Viva Sam Eto'o
Viva Sam Eto'o
Could have signed for City
But knew that they were Shitty
 
AdZzUtd said:
Le Saga Du Eto'o

Twilight, so peaceful, encapsulating all the mountains of the distance. Away across the plains, you can smell the stench of corruption emanating from a city known as Madrid, riddled with flea-ridden whores. He walks slowly, through the dusk our hero doth, his shirt red and blue, awash with tears, of joy and sorrow and anticipation. Joy of a final victory, sorrow of the call of bitters and anticipation of meeting he who is known simply, even to players who no longer play under him. As the Gaffer.

Samuel walks slowly, kicking stones aside, his journey long and tiring, he has to travel far - to the green paradise known as carrington. Danger though is never far, 'what is this?' says the striker, the warrior lord! 'I can smell burning flesh.' He looks around, but he is ready for battle.

"Theeeeey....dooooooo......noooootttt......plaaaay.....yooooooooooooooooOU!" comes the cry from the nearby bell-tower. "What is this demon?!" Say's Eto'o as he pulls on his Total 90's ready to kick stones at his attacker. "I.....waaaaaarrsghhh dropppethed.....gaaargh!".

"Is that you Ribery?! You gargoyle?".....Silence..."Show yourself! Evil one!"....From high the figure dropped to the ground, rolling, then upon dusting his deformed and cloaked figure free of mud, he stood...or crouched it was hard to tell. The figure was short and the face was hidden, a mane of hair and a smell of rotten eggs and burning flesh was overwhelming. He walked with a limp and upon his back was a hump.

"It is you? Quasi-modo?!" Eto'o was anxious, even afraid...then the figure shown himself. "Tevez?!" Cried the startled hero.

"Yeeessrrghh...It is me.....Do not join those devils of Red! Evil, evil, bastarrrghhhss!" Spat the hideous creation.

Eto'o stepped back, in the distance he could see two figures atop Horses galloping to what he hoped was his aid. Tevez enchroached, when another deformed citizen dropped from the bell tower. "Bellamy?! Too!" Cried Eto'o, he was scared now.

Then they arrived, gleaming Silver, brandishing trophies of the premiership and personal awards. One, a short Ginger legend, atop a mighty white stallion, the other an old man, wise and strong of heart, who smelt of menthal. "Leave this place, gargoyles of evil - our weary friend here has a long journey - go! Back to the shadows!" And from under his hood, Scholes of Manchester, knight of bravery revealed his Ginger Locks and LO! The light doth shown upon the grotesqueness of Tevez and Bellamy, the Merrick Brothers and sent them back to the shadows.

Eto'o then sat astride his heroic saviours, and they journey'd long to Carrington, then to the theatre of dreams.

The rest, the bard said, is history.
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what a wum. eto'o wears puma v1.08's.
 
ugh. Really hoping this one doesnt go through. We dont need another striker now that we have Owen, we should be focusing on a defensive midfielder or a goalie to take over from VDS when he retires.

Nah, he might be flying to manchester, but i really hope he is playing on the blue half, not the red. Really bad buy if it happens.
 
Flippin' 'eck! i reckon half of the posts over the last hour will be pruned :p

So has anyone managed to dig up anymore solid news on where Eto is going. I think google earth should tag famous people so we can track them by satellite.
 
Devil_forever said:
Well I've got off the phone with him and he says that speculation has been rife for the last few days that a united team were over in Spain negotiating and that Barca fans have accepted that he's a dead cert to move now. The fee though he said is 26 million euros. Eto'o apparently was the driving force behind forcing Barca to drop the price.

He's no ITK but he's just going on what everyone believes is a done deal.
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It will happen and then you'll all see.
 
Devil_forever said:
It will happen and then you'll all see.
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no offence but your making yourself sound fake now :)

The time to big it up, is when it's done. honestly?

There are obvious issues. The press ran a story a few days back about eto'o willing to take a paycut to join united. So maybe there is a trickle somewhere

However when city are one of the favorites to sign him, it's logical to think United might have an interest

If we're interested, we'll get him. Just the vibes being put out. I'm sure at the request of the player but we would have to be interested

That said, look at him last season. Even though he did next to nothing in the final - his goal typified the man. I am sure there is interest there

Sir Alex isn't stupid. If he was telling tevez he'd be first choice to keep him sweet, I don't think he'll be thinking about the best for the players but rather whats best for the club

Having rooney, berbatov, owen, eto'o with the kids staying or maybe going out on loan would be a problem he'd love
 
Red Hand Devil said:
Who said life was fair my Derry brethren...... who said life was fair....... who said life was fair.......who said life was fair.......

:lol: http://ulster.gaa.ie/media/news/ :lol:
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This couldnt all backfire and Antrim beat you ,could they?no thats impossible or is it.It just couldnt happen,jesus you boys would be humiliated and be the laughing stock of Ireland.No Tyrone will win easy but upsets do happen I suppose,and it has been a while since there was one,Antrim are due a bit of good fortune,naw it couldnt happen.Right back to the point SAF wont buy Eto Im sure
 
Berbaflop?when did we sign him.We have a Berbatov who is about to have a massive season and did alright last term
 
kiddaa said:
We don't need Eto ......what we need is berbaflop scoring goals.
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I think someone made a point that sir alex ideally likes four strikers.

99 we had ole, cole, teddy and yorke.

I think sir alex will be giving it some thought. Kiko and danny are great talents and will get games. Their futures here.

However Rooney, Berbatov, Owen, Eto'o could rival any forward line in the world. It would be taking out relying on a kid and putting a world class player there

I have no idea if we're interested but could understand if we were

He's in his prime. Affordable (would sell more shirts then owen ;) ), and would probably be a coup at that price. We'd obviously also have money in the bank if we needed a midfielder (which I don't think we do).
 
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