Samuel Eto'o
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"Perez is spoiling all the fun." - Stephen Fry, twitters greatest tweeter.
he's already been there, bad experience.
eto'o is a good signing....won't be tempted by madrid, already played for barca so no la liga temptation there as well, serie a can be too racist and he's outspoken about that sort of stuff, city is well..shitty.....all roads point to united.
NOOO REALLY?
I thought it was a good cover.
SSN is too obvious, but 5 Live...
The quotes took me 3 mins to think of.
Eto'o has bought a pad on Deansgate.
Heard it here, first.
Heard it here, first.
The quote's what ruined it lad
Good quote though I thought.
Slightly believable?
It was semi-believable before that..
What is actually going on?
SSN has nothing. BBC has nothing.
SSN has nothing. BBC has nothing.
http://www.lematinal.com/sports/football/467-Samuel-Etoo-entre-Carrington-Eastlands.html
"Turn 180 degrees: Samuel Eto'o, Cameroonian FC Barcelona, now wants to play for Man Utd, while Mark Hughes, manager of Man City is willing to wait, but not for long.
Already six weeks while the saga Eto'o and the outcome is not soon provided that the Blaugrana have renewed his contract for another two years.Eto'o wanted at all costs to share the loot, or 12 for £ 25 million price agreed to by the Citizens."
"Turn 180 degrees: Samuel Eto'o, Cameroonian FC Barcelona, now wants to play for Man Utd, while Mark Hughes, manager of Man City is willing to wait, but not for long.
Already six weeks while the saga Eto'o and the outcome is not soon provided that the Blaugrana have renewed his contract for another two years.Eto'o wanted at all costs to share the loot, or 12 for £ 25 million price agreed to by the Citizens."
I believe TW that the very definition of 'nothing' is going on.
Yeah, just heard that on 5 Live as well.
"In this moment, it is complicated to buy English property. But, English estate agent, Spoony's, they help me to buy house. I have good conditions to join Manchester." Eto'o.
Must be true. Has he bungled Kaka and put him in his luggage too? Your sources are reliable right Spoony?..................who am I to doubt you, must be true,
Wumming of the highest order.
Nothing too big at the moment. Just a Spanish news service reporting he has departed Barcelona for Manchester United. Probably nothing in it but it seems like a strange article to make up. I await SSN - and if it goes on the BBC news site then it's practically a done deal!
The quote's what ruined it lad
It was semi-believable before that..
Shit. I put a lot of work into those.
This is worse than Benzema, can we drop this.
fecking hell, it didn't take long for the muppets to realize the cafe was operational again.
fecking hell, it didn't take long for the muppets to realize the cafe was operational again.
they are all very central cos they are all centre forwards. and sitting it out is part of being a modern footballer. people get too hung up on not signing players cos they wont want to sit on the bench. well almost every big club rotates and rests players. Tevez behaving like a spoiled child seems to have coloured peoples ideas regarding our squad, this notion that we are better off with players that expect to be out of the team. well no thanks. have quality and let them fight for it I say.
A few spanish sites have reported that he's a done deal to united. Us muppets are filling in the rest.
Just keep a sense of humour. Don't get so heated.
If it's on the BBC or manutd.com then its a done deal. Consider all else bollocks.
I cannot imagine him joining us.
Fair play, but I think my suppressed muppet wants to explode, and I can't do that without hard evidence. Getting something hard is trying at times like this.
No point being sensible on this thread man - just back away from the keyboard & forget all about it
We've already bought Owen, I say save the money for a world class midfielder.
No point being sensible on this thread man - just back away from the keyboard & forget all about it
shit I forgot where I was
You, sir, are the most boring man alive.
You, sir, didn't read my next post.
Good luck developing our up and coming talent in midfield, accommodating our current stars and bedding in a world class midfielder. I forgot World class players are easily attainable nowadays too
Your idea is fool proof.
My own thoughts entirely but I dont think we are interested in him
Is this for real or more Wumming?
Sooo.... what's going on here then?
My guess? More fake quotes being branded about
Right, just got a text from a mate, who works at Ringway. Basically, he's been told that Eto'o is on a flight and heading for Manc Airport.
This one is for real.
This one is for real.
Le Saga Du Eto'o
Twilight, so peaceful, encapsulating all the mountains of the distance. Away across the plains, you can smell the stench of corruption emanating from a city known as Madrid, riddled with flea-ridden whores. He walks slowly, through the dusk our hero doth, his shirt red and blue, awash with tears, of joy and sorrow and anticipation. Joy of a final victory, sorrow of the call of bitters and anticipation of meeting he who is known simply, even to players who no longer play under him. As the Gaffer.
Samuel walks slowly, kicking stones aside, his journey long and tiring, he has to travel far - to the green paradise known as carrington. Danger though is never far, 'what is this?' says the striker, the warrior lord! 'I can smell burning flesh.' He looks around, but he is ready for battle.
"Theeeeey....dooooooo......noooootttt......plaaaay.....yooooooooooooooooOU!" comes the cry from the nearby bell-tower. "What is this demon?!" Say's Eto'o as he pulls on his Total 90's ready to kick stones at his attacker. "I.....waaaaaarrsghhh dropppethed.....gaaargh!".
"Is that you Ribery?! You gargoyle?".....Silence..."Show yourself! Evil one!"....From high the figure dropped to the ground, rolling, then upon dusting his deformed and cloaked figure free of mud, he stood...or crouched it was hard to tell. The figure was short and the face was hidden, a mane of hair and a smell of rotten eggs and burning flesh was overwhelming. He walked with a limp and upon his back was a hump.
"It is you? Quasi-modo?!" Eto'o was anxious, even afraid...then the figure shown himself. "Tevez?!" Cried the startled hero.
"Yeeessrrghh...It is me.....Do not join those devils of Red! Evil, evil, bastarrrghhhss!" Spat the hideous creation.
Eto'o stepped back, in the distance he could see two figures atop Horses galloping to what he hoped was his aid. Tevez enchroached, when another deformed citizen dropped from the bell tower. "Bellamy?! Too!" Cried Eto'o, he was scared now.
Then they arrived, gleaming Silver, brandishing trophies of the premiership and personal awards. One, a short Ginger legend, atop a mighty white stallion, the other an old man, wise and strong of heart, who smelt of menthal. "Leave this place, gargoyles of evil - our weary friend here has a long journey - go! Back to the shadows!" And from under his hood, Scholes of Manchester, knight of bravery revealed his Ginger Locks and LO! The light doth shown upon the grotesqueness of Tevez and Bellamy, the Merrick Brothers and sent them back to the shadows.
Eto'o then sat astride his heroic saviours, and they journey'd long to Carrington, then to the theatre of dreams.
The rest, the bard said, is history.
Twilight, so peaceful, encapsulating all the mountains of the distance. Away across the plains, you can smell the stench of corruption emanating from a city known as Madrid, riddled with flea-ridden whores. He walks slowly, through the dusk our hero doth, his shirt red and blue, awash with tears, of joy and sorrow and anticipation. Joy of a final victory, sorrow of the call of bitters and anticipation of meeting he who is known simply, even to players who no longer play under him. As the Gaffer.
Samuel walks slowly, kicking stones aside, his journey long and tiring, he has to travel far - to the green paradise known as carrington. Danger though is never far, 'what is this?' says the striker, the warrior lord! 'I can smell burning flesh.' He looks around, but he is ready for battle.
"Theeeeey....dooooooo......noooootttt......plaaaay.....yooooooooooooooooOU!" comes the cry from the nearby bell-tower. "What is this demon?!" Say's Eto'o as he pulls on his Total 90's ready to kick stones at his attacker. "I.....waaaaaarrsghhh dropppethed.....gaaargh!".
"Is that you Ribery?! You gargoyle?".....Silence..."Show yourself! Evil one!"....From high the figure dropped to the ground, rolling, then upon dusting his deformed and cloaked figure free of mud, he stood...or crouched it was hard to tell. The figure was short and the face was hidden, a mane of hair and a smell of rotten eggs and burning flesh was overwhelming. He walked with a limp and upon his back was a hump.
"It is you? Quasi-modo?!" Eto'o was anxious, even afraid...then the figure shown himself. "Tevez?!" Cried the startled hero.
"Yeeessrrghh...It is me.....Do not join those devils of Red! Evil, evil, bastarrrghhhss!" Spat the hideous creation.
Eto'o stepped back, in the distance he could see two figures atop Horses galloping to what he hoped was his aid. Tevez enchroached, when another deformed citizen dropped from the bell tower. "Bellamy?! Too!" Cried Eto'o, he was scared now.
Then they arrived, gleaming Silver, brandishing trophies of the premiership and personal awards. One, a short Ginger legend, atop a mighty white stallion, the other an old man, wise and strong of heart, who smelt of menthal. "Leave this place, gargoyles of evil - our weary friend here has a long journey - go! Back to the shadows!" And from under his hood, Scholes of Manchester, knight of bravery revealed his Ginger Locks and LO! The light doth shown upon the grotesqueness of Tevez and Bellamy, the Merrick Brothers and sent them back to the shadows.
Eto'o then sat astride his heroic saviours, and they journey'd long to Carrington, then to the theatre of dreams.
The rest, the bard said, is history.
He was personally phoned up by Gill to be told this I presume? Great work again Spoony, what would the muppets do without you?
Transfer Forum man - Transfer Forum Thats all you need to know when you're about to comment on something sensible - you'll only be wasting your time mate & thats a precious commodity these days!
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Okay this is doing my head in, I'm going to call my uncle in Barcelona to see if they know anything. Fingers crossed muppets.
I should ban you.
Not have their cocks out?
but anyway, heading for Manchester? he could be signing for City. Who knows? But I think we'll find out by the end of this week or next. Or in a fortnight.
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