“So what do you say, dr Jones. You wanna go looking for the ark?”
”nah.”
”nah.”
Film Ruin a movie with the smallest change possible
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran are here to talk about a frustrating 2 points dropped at Crystal Palace. They then discuss the regeneration of Old Trafford. Finally, Nik is joined by special guest Michael Statham from the Football Oranje podcast - who gives us a more in depth look at our EL opposition FC Twente, and then runs through the (many) Dutch connections currently at United.
Instead of a invisible suit Predator wore a teletubbies costum.
Hasta la vista, Bambi.
Rocky: Adriano!
Rocky: it's all about how hard you hit.
Clubber Lang: I don't hate the fool, I am the fool.
Drago: if he dies, I apologize.
Mickey: get up you son of a bitch, Mickey needs to win a bet.
Rocky: it's all about how hard you hit.
Clubber Lang: I don't hate the fool, I am the fool.
Drago: if he dies, I apologize.
Mickey: get up you son of a bitch, Mickey needs to win a bet.
Jurassic (car) Park
It can be bargained with, it can be reasoned with and it absolutely will stop before you're dead.
'No, I am your father' you peasant.
Darth Vader " No, I am..you"
Luke :
Luke :
"I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse... I'm going to get down on my knees and play with your balls.".
Home Malone.
They all stay in and watch Kevin perform Post malone songs.
They all stay in and watch Kevin perform Post malone songs.
Signs - during one of the many many times the aliens are exploring around the earth before their actual invasion, one of the signs they notice that most of the planet is in fact covered with water and that often it also falls from the sky, causing the aliens to all wear coats during their invasion and succesfully take over the earth without incident.
Deep Impact - after every nuclear missile or weapon on the planet firing at the comet at the same time fails to stop it, it logically turns out that flying a single spaceship into it doesn't work either and the planet is destroyed.
Shawshank Redemption
Andy escapes through the sewer of shit and dies of Cholera
Andy escapes through the sewer of shit and dies of Cholera
It's Thursday.
Space Jam- A literal tub of Jam floating in space.
Godfellas
"He did have a ticket. I don't know why I just did that."
Die Hard, not set at Christmas time.
The Greatest Story Ever Told.
Joseph admits that he's the father.
Joseph admits that he's the father.
Edward Sausagehands
Any action movie where the bad guys don’t actually suck at shooting
Any action movie where the bad guys don’t actually suck at shooting
Or the good guys do: Blondie misses the rope and the The Ugly hangs.
The scene in shutter Island at the end with DiCaprio sat on the step doesn't happen.