Film Ruin a movie with the smallest change possible

Instead of being an innocent, gullible jungle boy, have Goku be a rebellious teen who day dreams about girls in school.

Oh, wait...

Cyrus doesn't get shot and The Warriors peacefully make their way back to Coney Island.
 
"Of All The Gin Joints In All The Towns In All The World, She Walks Into ..the one across the road."
 
Regulus Arcturus Black said:
“It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground”
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“I think I’ll buy just one more Wonka bar...actually sod that - 20 benson and hedges please mate.”
 
“Right this way, sir. We have plenty of Turboman action figures left.”
 
Lesson number two - - don’t get high on your own supply.

“Okay, thanks.”
 
Bill simply not dying in Kill Bill, when he does his last five steps after his epic last words.
 
Not Home Alone: A mundane Christmas with the McCallister family.
 
Titanic avoids the berg and we get to sit through 2 more hours of Tories eating dinner

Grease but the music bits are in sign language

Batman but he's a pussy and gets his arse kicked in the first encounter and dies

Memento but his memory is limited to reset every half second
 
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. Nice to meet you."
 
Darth Vader "Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son! "
Luke "Okeydokey"
 
"Mordor, you say? No thanks, Frodo, Trip Advisor says it's fecking grim."
 
Laurence of Libya. ( this sounds more porno remake than I had intended).

Tinker Tailor Soldier sigh.

The Existentialist.
 
"Third price? A company pen. It's very nice; look, it's even got a little light."

Also:
"Good riddance. I never really liked that rug anyway."
 
The baddies can shoot straight.
 
"There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share lubrication" - Gandalf
 
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