It's a joke based off a Google translate of a Marca article about Morata.
Romelu Lukaku | United confirm deal subject to medical and personal terms
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Ah I see. As you were
So is he taking the #10 or #9?
I dont get people here. When we were linked with Morata or even fecking Perisic, they didnt overly criticize the player but said "Oh if the manager wants him, then Im okay with it since I trust the manager" but when it comes to Lukaku, everyone is just criticizing the player.
Weak argument, Sir.
Robben and Sneijder moved with a lower transfer fee. Because of their history with injury. And new galacticos project. Tried to read before put your non-sense argument. Both are the best player in Holland. Morata is not even considered best in Spain. A good damn player you said, but not in Zidane eyes. Good for you does not mean good for others. I followed serie A when Morata played at Juve, if he is that good, Juve will try bid higher than the buyback clause. But they didn't. Means this player is replaceable. And with whom ? The fat Higuain. The fat man who has twice ability of your Morata.
Morata will outscore Lukaku if he play for Everton. Oh really ? Give me your base assumption. The midfield of benches in Madrid lead by Isco, the genius, Kovacic, and Ascencio. It is a luxury you wont have at Everton. Everton midfield is Barkley, Gueye, Holding. Lukaku will score twice if he is being served by Isco and Ascencio. How would Morata scored twice than Lukaku with that service ? Against strong fast EPL defenders from top to mid clubs ? If he could not do it at Seria A, playing with Italy champion, how could you assume he will be better playing with mid team like Everton.
Madrid does not want to sell but put 70 million ? Oh yeah right. They have mugged up once with Ronaldo and saw us being mugged once again by Juve (Pogba, i still think its overvalue transaction).
They need to revitalize their attack with high profile players and also to maintain the elite status as the big clubs.
They are trying to offload Morata and James for 100 millions plus, for buying Mbappe or perhaps Aubemeyang.
And show me the fact Zidane asked for Morata buyback. Written fact. If, he was asked Perez, it is for a back up striker. And while Perez not dump he exercise the cheapest and safest. Real Madrid own player.
But i dont think you will get the idea ha, even after i told you i followed Serie A regularly.
However, still i respect your opinion, Sir. Cheers.
No offense to resident Everton fans here, honestly, but it's a tad amusing United took a Ferrari off of them a decade ago, now back trading in that old broken down model and riding off with their new one.
ROMLUUUUUUUU.
Pulled Madrid's pants down again. But will still probably be #ForeverSixth, and just win the CL instead.
Pulled Madrid's pants down again. But will still probably be #ForeverSixth, and just win the CL instead.
Needs to bulk up though
We paid 130m to them for their 3 players. Think thats more than enough.
I wasn't sold at first.
But I think he would be great, he's big, powerful, strong and still has a high level of technical ability.
He'll bully the feck out of defenders, plus he's a great target man and has great link-up play too.
Also think he'll link up quite well with Pogba and and allow Rashford/Martial to thrive by drawing defenders out of position.
But I think he would be great, he's big, powerful, strong and still has a high level of technical ability.
He'll bully the feck out of defenders, plus he's a great target man and has great link-up play too.
Also think he'll link up quite well with Pogba and and allow Rashford/Martial to thrive by drawing defenders out of position.
Great chatting with you.
My god,
Wish I could say the same.
Completely agree with this, I think he'll be a great fit.
He's such a good goalscorer that he is not reliant on crossing or that type of game. Infact last season we did not even play with wingers once Bolasie was injured early on. Miralles and Barkley as the wide men who both like to drift in and Baines crossing is not what it was and he hardly laid up many for Lukaku.
He will do great. His best performances come when we had the opposition pinned in and you can engage him alot and get him alot of touches. United should be able to do that most games.
His weakness would be his decision making on the counter attack and fecking up an easy pass or situation a bit to often. Makes me laugh really becuase for years everyone kept telling me he only suited a counter attack system which is not true at all.
He's going to great i am sure of it i just hope we can hold out for 90m.
In the 95/96 season when Shearer scored 31 goals in 35 matches :
Against the 7 worst sides - he scored 15 goals
Bolton (20) . 3 goals
QPR (19) - 2 goals
Man C (18) - 2 goals
Soton (17) 1 goal
Coventry (16) - 3 goals
Sheffield W (15) - 2 goals
Wimbledon (14) - 2 goals
Against the top 6 sides - he scored 2 (1 against us and 1 against Villa)
So does that mean that Shearer was useless and only scared against poor sides ?
And I don't mean it as a criticism against your post - but a few other before you who claimed he only scored against poor sides
Much happier than buying Morata off Real.
He's young and scores goals. He will be useful.
He's young and scores goals. He will be useful.
We didnt leave them a proper Ferrari though. We replaced the original motor with a Fiat one and had some accidents throughout the years, finally we left a used condom on the driving seat as a present.
Lukaku is more technically gifted than Harry Kane. I welcome any disagreements to that statement.
BOOM!
That is just downright racist. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Blackburn only won 1 title and didn't do much in Europe, so yeah. Useless English sod.
You get Rooney with subsidised wages as a sweetener, that makes up for the £15m
Just imagine Rooney running at defenders full pelt
Cheers, that's reassuring, esp the bolded segment in particular.
Sorry but that's plainly false.
And well played Agent Pogba!
We could've used someone to score 4 against Bournemouth, 2 against Hull and 2 against Waftord instead of losing 7 points last season in those games.
I'm torn. I've never been a huge fan to be honest, I question his touch/control and technical ability. Having said that if he can score 25 league goals for Everton then he should do well for us.
We do get absolutely rinsed on every transfer, it has to be said. I know it's not my money, and the club is doing very well commercially right now, but do we really have the funds to be spending 200m every summer?
We do get absolutely rinsed on every transfer, it has to be said. I know it's not my money, and the club is doing very well commercially right now, but do we really have the funds to be spending 200m every summer?
This is some handy statistics to have.
Personally I don't care who he scores against as long as he scores - plus (no offence to Everton fans) as a Everton player he's not expected to do well against bigger teams, so asking the question of why he doesn't score against better/bigger teams isn't directly comparable.
Lukaku with Griezmann behind him anyone?
Next summer that is...
Next summer that is...
Of course we have, just like we had 100m to spend 5 years ago. The amount of money in football nowadays is huge
It's amazing how he scored so many goals.
He's shit against the big teams in which Everton play on the counter but he only suits a counter attack system.
He only scores against the shit teams but can't do it against packed defences which the shit teams deploy. (And they do against Everton, trust me).
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