feck me. I was against us signing him.
But what a player. And I love that song too.
But what a player. And I love that song too.
Robin van Persie | 2012-14 Performances
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Jammy cnuts outplayed by Soton, let's see how you get on at Anfield .
Pete on previous page... 
This is what it feels like to play for a team with bottle Robin.
What a rotton penalty. If we had lost it would have haunted him. What a way to make up for it
A match winner if I ever saw one
Too early to say? feck it
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PeteAs I just said elsewhere... he's a lucky, stupid, magnificent bastard.
And he's ours
And he's ours
This is why I think we're overwhelming favourites for the title. He's ridiculously good.
Glad we signed him now everybody?
feck yeah
it is odd because RvP can absolutely laser them into the side netting like none other.
He can certainly make shit look like gold
And also... has anyone ever saved themself from as much of a bollocking as Van Persie just has?!
Yeah I guess Rooney hasn't scored goals for us either.
He knows how to make a game set the blood pressure racing - but deliberately missing a penalty to build up the drama? That was just going too far.
Outplayed by Soton were we feck. They were better in the first half, that's about it.
Pete must have cracked after Van Persie's winner
Pete must have cracked after Van Persie's winner
Counting your chickens a bit too early. Just like your team eh!
Desperate signing by Fergie really.
What a brilliant header.
Is it possible to have a 6 out of 10 game with a hattrick?
My wife shall be pleasured tonight, for I shall not be losing this erection for some time.
I actually love him.
Woiiiiii! Man like Robin.
Surreal. If someone told me 3 months ago that Van Persie will score his 100th premier league goal by scoring from a Nani corner that wasnt shit,completing his hat-trick in the last minute against Southampton, to win the game for Manchester United, on SAF's 1000 PL game, I would've laughed.
So this is why we haven't strengthened the midfield.
The plan was simple all along: who cares about the midfield, Van Persie will outscore the opposition.
The plan was simple all along: who cares about the midfield, Van Persie will outscore the opposition.
Brilliant in the end. Without being incredible he got a hat-trick, which is what we need.
I'm laughing right now, to be honest.
I think that's just confirmed him as a Man Utd player.
You have to be special not just in terms of your ability, but in the way you respond to adversity. What a time for a hat trick! We were in desperate need for a hero and he stepped up to the plate.
You have to be special not just in terms of your ability, but in the way you respond to adversity. What a time for a hat trick! We were in desperate need for a hero and he stepped up to the plate.
Anyone else just love his technique? He swings his leg in a wide arc in a lazy fashion, but the ball travels like a fecking bullet, straight and hard as feck.
Great game from him to win us the game. Got us 2 points.
That aside, we must really use him better. He's wasted with half the balls to him aimed at his head rather than his feet. The service needs to be adjusted according to the guy tha pass is meant for. We can make much better use of him.
That aside, we must really use him better. He's wasted with half the balls to him aimed at his head rather than his feet. The service needs to be adjusted according to the guy tha pass is meant for. We can make much better use of him.
Changed his mind last second with the penalty - always a mistake.
Seems down about his pen. Don't worry we won't remember that now, I forgive him.
Says he changed his mind at last second
Says he changed his mind at last second
Class interview, thanked Paul Scholes.
RVP is sucking on Scholes' cock.
Proper United player.
Proper United player.
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