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Shares his caf joinday with Dante
Was he hanging out the back of it? I bet he was.
A lot of people judging Keys for something most of us have done at one time or another.
Still better than Endymion.Yes, sheer poetry! Keats must be so jealous
Still better than Endymion.
Hang on, isn't Keys living in Qatar now... What's the punishment for male adulterers over there? I don't think anyone would have a problem with him getting 50 lashes in the town square would they?
Keys said:I can tell you, without fear of contradiction, that in the games he's played for United this season his manager has had him perform in a combined 12 different positions - shifting him forwards, back and sideways. Twelve! Rooney has adapted without complaint done what he's been asked, all for the good of the team.
http://www.richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog/item/much-ado-about-somethingKeys said:Now, The Telegraph might yet reveal something far juicier, but in the meantime, why all the hysteria? Gary Lineker wants the Police called in to investigate. Perhaps that's not a bad idea, but how far back do we go? Do we investigate everything from the early 80's when all our top talent was going to play in Spain and Italy? Those guys invented the brown envelope.
Richard Keys said:I'm a big fan of Hodgson's - as most people know. I believe he's an honourable, decent man. I believed he had a backbone. That he was his own man. That he could make big decisions. I was wrong in nearly all of that.
Randy Rich defends Sam, Rooney, Al Capone, Genghis Khan etc etc:
http://www.richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog/item/much-ado-about-something
http://www.richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog/item/west-ham-and-rooney-get-hammered
doesn't even compute WHY he was being moved from his 'starting position' every timeTwelve positions... that's some achievement, especially considering we've only played 11 games this season.
Does he consider the various seats on the bench different positions?
Twelve positions... that's some achievement, especially considering we've only played 11 games this season.
Does he consider the various seats on the bench different positions?
Football Manager enthusiasts prepare to fire.I'd say it's an even bigger achievement, seeing that there's only 11 positions on the pitch.
Football Manager enthusiasts prepare to fire.
Football Manager enthusiasts prepare to fire.
I'd say it's an even bigger achievement, seeing that there's only 11 positions on the pitch.
Not so impressive then, considering that the bench has 7 positions all by itself.He's played 'bench' as well, so that's 12.
I knew somebody would be triggered.
Keys is a shite. People only look back fondly on Keys and Gray because the terrestrial channels had such appalling people on their coverage.
Loose Women latest:
Keys just took a verbal kicking from the wife he swapped for his daughter's friend. What a rotten gonk he is.
I'm sure you can believe that I follow them, chief.I can't believe you or anyone actually follows all those brain-fart shows Steve.
https://www.richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog/item/oh-what-a-night-1981-and-all-thatRichard Keys said:Alan Kennedy scored. The stadium - as usual it was dominated by Reds - erupted. I set off for the dressing rooms to get the post match interviews.
The next thing I knew I had a rifle tip up my nose. The local Police weren’t prepared for an intruder in the dressing room area armed with a tape recorder. He was going to win any showdown that was going to occur!
Before I knew it the whistle had gone and I was dragged into Liverpool’s dressing room by Ray Clemence. There I sat - bewitched by what I was absorbing. ‘We’ had won the European Cup. I say ‘we’ because I was part of it all. I’d never been as close to anything like it - before or since. I got some top stuff. But what was wrong with Clem? He was so subdued. As it turned out he’d played his last game for Liverpool and I spent most of that summer trying to help organise him a move.
Fresh from touting Roberto Martinez for the United job, our humble hero relates how he won the European Cup:
https://www.richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog/item/oh-what-a-night-1981-and-all-that
Keys said:Thank goodness Chelsea got the result they deserved at Newcastle. I read the Newcastle Chronicle have announced they won’t run quotes from me or Andy anymore. That’s good. I don’t recall asking you to. Can we make it a lifetime ban guys? If you were to quote me try this ‘the way Benitez sent his team out was a disgrace. Wolves, newly promoted, had a go at a much better team than Chelsea and were rewarded for doing so. Benitez is playing politics. It will re-bound on him’. There we are - I’m not going to bother adding anything else.
Fresh from touting Roberto Martinez for the United job, our humble hero relates how he won the European Cup:
https://www.richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog/item/oh-what-a-night-1981-and-all-that