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Richard Keys: The Ramblings of a Madman
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Imagine his pillow. Must look like roadkill.
I am absolutely shocked
Daft little marriage, silly cancer, feck off.
Vile bloke
Ha ha ha quality
People will always judge me negatively for what I'm doing now, and I'm sure they'll trot out the usual line of 'he's a dinosaur, he doesn't know how to treat women, look what he's doing to his wife with cancer'. But there's always two sides to a story. I actually respect women, I have lots of friends who are women, even my daughter is a woman. The fact is that my wife is very controlling and this extends to beyond her responsibilities in the kitchen. She's been driving me away for years now and even when I asked Andy to speak to her it didn't make any difference. She's just impossible and I can assure you that if it wasn't for her chemo side effects she too would be seeking comfort in the arms of another man. And let's be honest, who fancies bald women anyway. Or men obviously.
Anyway that's enough talk. Give us a feel luv.
He would be like "I don't agree with the pedestrisation of the city centre" whilst mounting her !!
Partridge esque!!
"12-star hotel, 6-poster bed and Babycham on tap - you don't get that back in the UK. Let's do it again."
"I want to go home."
"Be quiet, Andy, and stop hogging the duvet."
"I want to go home."
"Be quiet, Andy, and stop hogging the duvet."
This man, fecking hell could he be any more unlikable?Even now, after all he's done, I still prefer him to everyone else on Sky Sports and literally the entire BTSport team. Andy Gray as well.
I've never got this nostalgic pining for the halcyon days of Keys & Gray. He was a complete shit stick then, too.
I think people just associate them with the good ol' days of Fergie's United. Gray may have been a decent co-commentator (which is hardly a crucial component of football) but he was a poor pundit, and Keys was just a hairy muppet. And evidently vile person.
I think people just associate them with the good ol' days of Fergie's United. Gray may have been a decent co-commentator (which is hardly a crucial component of football) but he was a poor pundit, and Keys was just a hairy muppet. And evidently vile person.
We get it you went to university.
The only time I've ever been bothered by who is presenting a football show is when it's someone like Rachel Riley, and that's because I'm a pretty sad individual.
I didn't actually. But yeah, I can speak proper. Words are your friend.
For having an affair?
With his daughter's friend while his wife had cancer? Yeah.
"It could happen to anyone."
Always laugh at the reaction to people having affairs. I never get the shock about something that is so common.
Didn't know those details. The link doesn't work.
More like shagging a carpet.
So... did I smash it?
It's the fact that his wife has cancer and he's shagging a friend of his daughter.
Says a lot about his empathy levels
Whether it's common or not is irrelevant. It's a really shitty thing to do to someone you're supposed to care about.
Neck like a jockey's bollocks
'Check out sex tape'
When commentating these days is left to Hargreaves, Owen, Savage and the like it's not a surprise. Andy Gray was actually good at it. Keys was always the talentless sidekick mind.
While his wife had cancer and it was with one of his own daughters mates.....as I said vile bloke.
Edit just seen you didn't know either way he's still a vile scumbag
Keysies best moment in my opinion
He was a co-commentator, which basically just means reacting to things. Shouting "Take a bow son!!" at the top of your voice doesn't qualify as good commentating. It's mostly just people remembering things fondly, and selectively, from an era that's now becoming romanticised. Gary Neviiles goal-gasm will get the same treatment one day. I'm pretty sure people weren't falling over each other to call him a great commentator when he was actually commentating.
Not saying he was bad, but his contribution is overplayed by the whistful fluffiness of nostalgia.
Yup. It's like being a Tyldesley fan for life just because of his (admittedly excellent) commentary on the '99 Final's late stages.
Young women baffles me.
Sounds like a headline
Feel sorry for the woman. Must be very embarrassing to be put in the paper like that
'Boffins Baffled by Young Women'
You do mean his wife I hope?
for various reasons. Just because it happens (cheating on wives), this one is particularly disgusting when you look at the context.We have to put up with Keys, Gray and the anti-united pundits and commentators they always ship in on BeIn sports. absolute twunts