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ever get that feeling of déjà vu?
Some loons here will believe it.
Hired Loons?!
Some loons here will believe it.
My two recent favourite cousin Richard moments
Defending such a thing in the 21st century is bad enough but, acting like he's the world's insider into the matter is hilarious. "I will update you all" He's such a cnut that I find it hilarious
What's worse is that after posting this he's corrected someone else's spelling on a tweet!Stellar English.
He also appears to have become a spokesperson for the Qatari royal family, given he retweeted this:
And then there's this:
The OP.Yeah, I believe it. ....Believe what?
The OP.
I think this rumoured hold that Fergie has over his ex players is a concern. He's still influencing things behind the scenes, which is not good. He had his time.
Of course Keyes could be talking shite, but I have no doubt that Ferguson is behind the anti-Mourinho brigade, and used Scholes and Rio to bury the knife in LvG that time.
Yep agree i think in fact i have no doubt Fergie is also behind the Donald Trump campain and the drop in oil prices plus the shooting of poor old Cyril the lion.
You're even beginning to talk like him."Keysie" and I can call him Keysie, because we're tight, is the soothsayer of our age.
His brother Jericho, who is also a Lion, survived
Keysie (cant abide the man) but he is spot on about Nev taking DDG to task and giving Hart an easy ride.But the rest just shows how much a tosser he is so glad he is off our TV set.
In 2012 Richard Keys and Andy Gray received the best sports programme prize for their talkSPORT show at the Sony Radio Academy Awards (equivalent to the radio Oscars). He has also received a variety of best sports presenter awards from different publications.
Except it's British rather than American and has about 0.00001% of the global recognition.
The rest is just utterly bitter. "I've heard it said by some big names in the past that Gary Neville is a "gayface cripple paedo nazi". Do I subscribe to that view? No. And I'm not just saying that because I'm legally obliged to. Though I will say that Andy Gray was never caught molesting himself in the pet toys section of Poundland. Good on you, Gaz. Give it a couple of pulls for me."
A Most Unusual Weekend
I had to laugh. I posted the picture of me and Sepp Blatter - stood back and waited for the very predictable reaction! I remember my science teacher telling me, many years ago of course, 'empty vessels make the most noise'. How true.
The chance to sit down with Blatter was too good to turn down. I had no idea what to expect, or even if he would turn up at his favourite restaurant in Zurich, as arranged. I'd flown a long way for this - even missed a Cup Final - but I needn't have worried. At exactly 10am in he strode, bright as a button.
He had a coffee - I had a cup of English breakfast tea - of course! Ten minutes later we were deep in conversation. That's exactly what I wanted - simply to converse with the guy. Setting out to beat him up wasn't going to get me far. He's straight batted questions back to where they've come from much better operators than me.
In fairness, he spoke really well, and by the time we'd finished I'd really warmed to him, which isn't what the English football fan want to hear! He's a charmer.
You'll pick up bits from the interview somewhere in the world I'm sure, so I won't go into what was said, but I'd be lying if I didn't say that I enjoyed my time with him. He's a fascinating guy.
You're even beginning to talk like him.
I genuinely love hairy hands' posts. Find them enthralling.Keys' blog post about meeting Blatter:
http://richardajkeys.com/richards-blog/entry/a-most-unusual-w-e
...Keys said:Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably heard by now that my great mate Andy & I exclusively interviewed Adolf Hitler last week. Admittedly, the great man (not me - Adolf) was rather quiet and not too keen to discuss the 'military situation' but I can assure you all that he has a bright future ahead of him. As for Mrs Hitler...very nice bit of skirt; you don't get that on Sky. But you do in Qatar.
"Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now feck off!"
Some loons here will believe it.
definitely
Can we not be so down on Loons? Some of us are lovely people.
What a tit
Loved when they made fun of it on the old Ricky Gervais show.Keys' personal website is absolute gold.
This section, for example:
Awards
In 2003 Richard Keys has received an Honorary title from Coventry University (Honorary Doctor of Letters - Dlitt) for outstanding services to sports broadcasting. In 2012 Richard Keys and Andy Gray received the best sports programme prize for their talkSPORT show at the Sony Radio Academy Awards (equivalent to the radio Oscars). He has also received a variety of best sports presenter awards from different publications.
Except it's British rather than American and has about 0.00001% of the global recognition.
That bit made my eyes bleedStellar English.