Then why make all those silly specifications like number of times his subjects need to pray, when they should fast, what they should and should not eat if he's not particularly bothered about whether they do it anyway. If your interpretation of the holy books is right, the entire koran/bible/gita could've been written in one paragraph.
"Listen guys - do the best you can down here. I'll judge how you've done once you cork it."
One line actually. Instead he twatters on for hundreds of pages explaining how incredible he is and how he's going to feck your case up if you disobey him and how you shouldn't be pulling on your sausage when you have some spare time.
It's almost as if all these books were wholly made up by some loony stone age maniacs zonked out out on magic mushrooms.
It's so obviously all complete bollocks.