Peter van der Gea
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Rancid turds are rarely tumescentDo people used Túrgíd because it sounds like a combination of turd and rancid?
Rancid turds are rarely tumescentDo people used Túrgíd because it sounds like a combination of turd and rancid?
Rancid turds are rarely tumescent
You spelt it wrong mate, tumescent is spelt exactly as pronounced: T U M E S C E N TI think there's a bug on here! Whenever I write tumescent it appears fine and then when I post the message, it changes!
What I am trying to write is "tumescent" - T U R G I D
If a rancid turd makes someone tumescent than they’re a a pretty deviant person
Aware that I'm late to the party but this is among the best content ever posted in a RAWK thread
They refused to autocorrect Messi to Ronaldo and Ronaldo to Messi a few years ago. That would have been epic
They are doing better without the "injured" players. The thick feckers don't realise that their so called superstars are passed it now.Why are loads of them saying they're missing lots of players through injury? They are only missing Salah?
Imagine if they had the same amount of injuries that we have had this season, they would be no where near top spot.
Honestly they always play the victim and act like things are far worse than they are. Nauseating.
They are doing better without the "injured" players. The thick feckers don't realise that their so called superstars are passed it now.
They missed Szoboszlai shooting from 30 yards and putting it in row Z.Why are loads of them saying they're missing lots of players through injury? They are only missing Salah?
Imagine if they had the same amount of injuries that we have had this season, they would be no where near top spot.
Honestly they always play the victim and act like things are far worse than they are. Nauseating.
Past his bestSalah definitely isn't past it tbf.
I agree !Aware that I'm late to the party but this is among the best content ever posted in a RAWK thread
Not the first time that gozzy little twat Haaland has come here and done the square root of feck all.
Best striker in the world apparently.
...That post match interview shows why Pep will never be anywhere near Jurgen in terms of charisma. He’s a weird little insecure prick who can’t pay a compliment without trying to cock measure.
Oh look the Sky studio don't think Liverpool should have had a penalty. Quelle Suprise.
...Yet they all thought Van Dijk at Newcastle was a red.
...For me it’s not a penalty
Because it’s Liverpool
Any other team - that’s a pen
Liverpool beating Arsenal to the league on GD by 1 on the final day of the season would be poetic justice.
Foden is like a scrotum that can play football.
sky sports must surely be feeling the pinch or is it a minority that cancelled their subscriptions with them? i had this feeling that majority of liverpool fans had cancelled their subscriptions.
Kind of enjoyed watching a straggly haired, red faced De Bruyne shouting at the Pep Guardiola is my idol on the touchline.
Just seen a couple of Jurgen's interviews. What a man he is. Calling out Webb with such aplomb, and then always wanting to talk about the positives.
Best leader of the age. Guardiola must hate it, facing the reality of that every time.
We were feckin robbed.
Would Mac Allister have to be decapitated to get a pen?
Unbelievable.
We should be top of the league having beaten the cheats. Absolutely sick of these cheating officials.
The cheats have many faces:
- Financial cheats in Abu Dhabi
- Game regulation cheats in PGMOL
- Diving cheats in Arsenal
Yet, despite all that, we WILL win the league.
I don't think we will, have you seen our run in? Mancs and Bitters away who will do anything to stop us
We'll live a little longer and we'll find out.
True but its always those 2 away late in the season. They turn up like super monsters and time waste like they did a few years ago and celebrated a 0-0 like they won the league
Everton will have to played right at the end of season due to our schedule. They might try a little bit harder than normal but worry about that later.
United is early April after Brighton and Sheffield United. That will be tough but hopefully lay a marker down on Sunday.
True, United are shite but everytime we go there apart from the 5-0 win we just seem to get bogged down. They always get a dodgy decision which leads to a goal or lady luck strikes for them.
Well that was a fecking disgrace
This league is completely fecked. They'll get off with the 115 charges aswell
...I'm sure it's been said in the thread already, but honestly how on earth are we in a situation where Michael Oliver is paid handsomely by the same people who own City for a side gig and then allowed to ref their biggest game of the season against their biggest rivals for the title?
This isn't a conspiracist, "ever team's fans think the refs are against them" situation - it's literally a fact that he's part time employed by City's owners. How is this not a gigantic fecking red flashing light conflict of interest that our club and others (and God forbid, the media) are making a big deal out of?
I was saying this all game, long before the penalty we should've had. It's genuinely crazy and yet people who aren't LFC fans apparently just shrug it off.
"Even Carragher didn't think it was a penalty". Well there you go then.
you sound surprised, of course he didn't, he would just rather go along with the crowd. He wasn't great before he spat on that girl but since then he's fully in the anti-Liverpool camp.
When he opens his gob, I press the mute button
He'll no doubt be a big red again when we win the league, hopefully everyone at the club tells him to feck right off.
Carra Bitter Side been shown off today.
Not really. He’s obviously a red. Calling him a blue becouse he’s got a different opinion is possibly a bit daft
...Micah Richards seems to think it was a penalty.
So it... can't have been. Due to Micah's Law. He's never been right about anything.
It's impossible not to enjoy this season. It's the final wonderful festival of Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool, and it's magnificent. Whether we win 1 trophy or 4, it's why I watch football.
...The Odegaard handball, the Doku foul today… I’m worried about the prospect of seeing these pictures in a few months after missing out on the title by a point again. Having said that, the result is fine.
...Enjoy being in the mix, this is Klopps last chance to win the league with Liverpool but we will have another go next year and this team will have had more time to develop. Liverpool 2.0 is ahead of schedule and watching the young players today the future is bright. It’s a brilliant title race and I have just watched our next manager beat Wolfsburg.
It's incredible we are still in the race with 13 first team players missing. That's half a squad.
Who are the 13? I can only count 9.
I've told you a million times, do not exaggerate.
Second highest salary in EPL.Salah definitely isn't past it tbf.
Foden is like a scrotum that can play football.
That is true. He and his fellow kid Haaland aren’t exactly lookers.Foden is like a scrotum that can play football.
I feel like I want to kill myself.Well at least it's the cup and not the league, so I don't feel that bad honestly
Bring me a spare.