RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

I think we've more goal threats in our team and if they don't sign anyone and have an over reliance on Rooney it'll cost them dearly.

Benteke - (1 in 2 striker) 15-20 goals
Sturridge - (2 in 3 striker but injury prone) 15 goals
Firmino - 10 goals
Coutinho - 10 goals
Henderson 5-10
Milner - 5-10
Lallana 5-10
Ibe, Markovic, Origi and Ings 5-10

Above are players more than capable of scoring the 70+ goals needed for top 4.

Rooney - 15-20
Depay - 10
Mata - 10
Herrera - 5-10
Feilani 5 goals
Schweinsteiger and Schneidelin - 5 goals (neither known goalscorers)

Have Young, Wilson, Valencia add a few more, probably but nothing major. I think Hernnadez is on a massive downward slide and if not moved on will struggle to make an impact 5 at best.

Of course they are in the market for another attacker so it could all change but so far they've lost the goals of DI Maria, RVP and are unlikely to play one of their main sources of goals last season Feilani. Maybe even Herrara also.

In contrast we've add Benteke and Firmino as well as a fit again (hopefully Sturridge). I think as things stand were in a better position to finish 4th. Pedro would be a big addition if true though.

What's wrong with this post?
 
Yeah, I thought this thread was meant to be funny. Poster who quoted it didn't add anything anyway.

Sorry, I'm acting miserable. need morning coffee.
 
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RAWK said:
They are literally sending the worse off back to Victorian times!!
 
Well the ones i noticed
1. the man who stand up in the center with a stupid face expression
2. the man who stand up in the bottom right and looking at a camera just for a second like he is flirting
3. Scholes lookalike top right
4. the man in green jacket in center hit the man infront anf the man infront looking around who hit him
5. guy with incredibly scared face like he had an heart attack right
6. women with glasses in disbelief in center
7. the man who is doing stupid gesture with his eyes left
8. the man who is shouting like mad
9. the man with confused face in bottom center and the man next to him who wanted to shout something but decided to not do it in the process
10. two mans enjoying it behind the women and the man in green jacket
11. the man who didn't get what is happening next to Scholes lookalike - he probably was pissed 5 min after like the fat guy in glasses in Palace gif
12. the man who have a face like someone farted just infront of him in bottom left
13. the two womens in bottom left who are sinchronized - one lift her hand and 1 sec later the other one do the same gesture and both have red jackets
14. the women who probably didn't saw a thing what happened on the pitch next to two ladies in red jackets
15. the man who probably taped whole match on his phone

and on top of all this all the people who try to look over this bunch of people in the top

Literaly every man and women in that gif is funny :lol:

and sry for bad english :p

Don't apologize for your English, it's better than Salvoj's ;)
 
Kagawa was a far superior player in the bundesliga to Firmino
 
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Reminded me of Rawk
 
Well the ones i noticed
1. the man who stand up in the center with a stupid face expression
2. the man who stand up in the bottom right and looking at a camera just for a second like he is flirting
3. Scholes lookalike top right
4. the man in green jacket in center hit the man infront anf the man infront looking around who hit him
5. guy with incredibly scared face like he had an heart attack right
6. women with glasses in disbelief in center
7. the man who is doing stupid gesture with his eyes left
8. the man who is shouting like mad
9. the man with confused face in bottom center and the man next to him who wanted to shout something but decided to not do it in the process
10. two mans enjoying it behind the women and the man in green jacket
11. the man who didn't get what is happening next to Scholes lookalike - he probably was pissed 5 min after like the fat guy in glasses in Palace gif
12. the man who have a face like someone farted just infront of him in bottom left
13. the two womens in bottom left who are sinchronized - one lift her hand and 1 sec later the other one do the same gesture and both have red jackets
14. the women who probably didn't saw a thing what happened on the pitch next to two ladies in red jackets
15. the man who probably taped whole match on his phone

and on top of all this all the people who try to look over this bunch of people in the top

Literaly every man and women in that gif is funny :lol:

and sry for bad english :p

:lol: Bless you, this is superb. I wouldn't have seen half of these.

I like to think that the guy pulling a face on the right of Green Jacket has just whipped it out and started to take a leak down the back of the fella in the black jacket in front of him, hence why he looks round suddenly.
 
:lol: Bless you, this is superb. I wouldn't have seen half of these.

I like to think that the guy pulling a face on the right of Green Jacket has just whipped it out and started to take a leak down the back of the fella in the black jacket in front of him, hence why he looks round suddenly.
The icing on the cake for me is sinhronization between two womens in red jackets and the man who stands up. When first women raise her hand he is starting to stand up and when the second women raise her hand he stop his lift. Like they were practicing that for the whole month :lol:
 
You could at least get his name right (there's no h) and he'll prove you wrong, talented player.
My apologies. And yes he might be talented but he isn't special. He's 23, nearly 24, to be considered special at that age you have to be a Hazard, Reus or Bale level player who all at his age were much better players.
 
Yeh what the feck am I on about, guess I didn't want to go overboard in our favour. They're probably the closest ability wise when elsewhere you're looking at Schweinsteiger vs Lucas ffs but yeh Rooney probably does have the edge. A single > for me.
wow
 
I get a feeling that this guy doesn't like us.

Van Gaal is a fecking idiot for benching him (De Gea) too. Seriously, he is the only reason he gets to bleat on about his "philosophy" to the media every second day. Aye, great fecking dutch football. Sideways pass it for 300 hours and lump to a 7 foot toilet plunger. Excellent feelosofee.

Delusional fecking c*nt.
 
Imagine the state of RAWK if Stoke beat them by two or three :drool:.
 
There's a lot of them saying they're going to win comfortably, which I would find surprising.

It's a horrid place to be playing your first PL game of the season.
 
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1-7, Benteke hat trick, Countinho 35 yard screamer, James Milner to score from a corner.

Can't fault their optimism :lol: