RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

He was injured quite a lot though tbf, so probably missed more than half of those games.
 
This is a sign that you should sign their star striker?

More of a sign that a fresh from injury player shouldn't be playing in a Paul Lambert team. Hell, no-one should be playing in a Paul Lambert team :lol:
 
A lot of them are learning how to say Benteke's name, atm. It can't be a pretty sight in phelgm them those areas with the broadest accent, la'.
 
Isnt it four?!

We wanted Benteke but he phoned up Rodgers personally to get this done
We wanted Firminho but had to settle for some Southampton reject
We wanted Clyne but had to settle for some for foreign RB nobody wanted.
We wanted Ings but he turned us down to join them.

:lol:
 
tbf, 32.5m is a lot, especially since theyve spent a helluva lot in recent season. But after the season before, if they had just bought Benteke for about 30m and a really solid CB to stop a leak of goals, (just two players), I think they may have faired better than they did (seemed more quantity than quality for some reason - maybe cos of CL games?)
 
Why does every Liverpool fan and ex player keep calling Firmino, Firminho FFS!

It's getting on my tits. Just because he's Brazilian, it doesn't have to end in 'inho'. Heard Fowler the daft cnut say it today.
 
Perhaps he was appointed by their transfer committee.
 



Seriously, what's with the tap water over there? 24 hours and Benteke is already RAWK quality.


Nice trophy cabinet? Since when did they starting giving out football boots as trophies? (Albeit nice funky ones) -

Certainly aren't Golden Boots trophies --- unless they are RAWK's alternative league trophies as donated by the Mods?
 
To be fair, their biggest living club legend looks like the very model of a pissed up doley even on his best days, so it's probably the image their ambassadors are expected to go for.
 
Nice trophy cabinet? Since when did they starting giving out football boots as trophies? (Albeit nice funky ones) -

Certainly aren't Golden Boots trophies --- unless they are RAWK's alternative league trophies as donated by the Mods?
You'd think the silly fecks would do their up most to have New Balance boots in the back ground... Instead its filled with Nike and Adidas...
 
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a true romance lies in wait for you just have to scratch beneath the surface and its there, burning like fire waiting to engulf you with its flames.

Sounds a bit like gonorrhea to me.
 
:lol: Saw this from Cantona on RAWK:
Van Gaal 66-1 to be the first Premier league manager sacked, the bookies rate only Mourinho and Wenger safer at 100-1.
I wonder who the favourite to be sacked is?
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Surprised they haven't banned him yet. He's constantly taking the piss. Tbf, he was the only United poster consistently posting on there during Moyes' reign.
 
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Why does every Liverpool fan and ex player keep calling Firmino, Firminho FFS!

It's getting on my tits. Just because he's Brazilian, it doesn't have to end in 'inho'. Heard Fowler the daft cnut say it today.

Embrace it and start using it sarcastically.
 
Some early doors APLT news. And some people do occasionally ask the wtf (how does it work?) question. Each team's most difficult 12 games have been decided (highlighted here)

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Win the other 30 (easy) games and your team will be Champions. There are NO draws in the APL. Trips to Stoke (understandable), West Ham, West Brom & Crystanbul (obv) identified as the hardest this time around. OK to Lose 12 games, but beat your main rivals (and everyone else) at home and the silverware is in the bag.
 
Why does every Liverpool fan and ex player keep calling Firmino, Firminho FFS!

It's getting on my tits. Just because he's Brazilian, it doesn't have to end in 'inho'. Heard Fowler the daft cnut say it today.
A few on here are spelling it like that too. I hate it. I've also seen 'Firminio'.
 
Some early doors APLT news. And some people do occasionally ask the wtf (how does it work?) question. Each team's most difficult 12 games have been decided (highlighted here)

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Win the other 30 (easy) games and your team will be Champions. There are NO draws in the APL. Trips to Stoke (understandable), West Ham, West Brom & Crystanbul (obv) identified as the hardest this time around. OK to Lose 12 games, but beat your main rivals (and everyone else) at home and the silverware is in the bag.
City have arsenal on Week 37 @home while Arsenal play Norwich at home at the same time. Instead they will play City at the Etihad on week 33 while West Brom are playing there at the same time.
Going to be tough for City to beat 22 players even if it's a home game! Maybe they'll finally fill their stadium, thanks to WBA and AFC fans!
 
City have arsenal on Week 37 @home while Arsenal play Norwich at home at the same time. Instead they will play City at the Etihad on week 33 while West Brom are playing there at the same time.
Going to be tough for City to beat 22 players even if it's a home game! Maybe they'll finally fill their stadium, thanks to WBA and AFC fans!

Thats just the APLT famous handicapping system in place.
All the top four of the previous year have to play two teams at once at least twice a year.

Like...... Golf, or something.

Liverpool I think you find have got 4 default 3-0 wins against anyone they dont fancy their chances against for this reason as well.
 
Its also good to see we wont have any problems against City or Liverpool at home this coming season.
 
So, West Brom away is a harder game than Chelsea home?

Basically, what I get from this APLT thing is that "we'll get more points at home than away". Scientific.
 
There are people on here who still say - well, type - things like "Raphael" and "Janujaz".
Especially Janujaz is a weird one. If you were to pronounce it it would sound completely different from Januzaj.
 
Especially Janujaz is a weird one. If you were to pronounce it it would sound completely different from Januzaj.
It's mostly an issue for native English speakers. They never seem to consider the possibility that spelling and pronunciation might actually have some connection. And I can't blame them, their first language discourages that kind of thinking.

In a sense, "Raphael" is weirder. He's been here for seven years now and his proper name is on his shirt, he doesn't go by "Da Silva".
 
There are people on here who still say - well, type - things like "Raphael" and "Janujaz".

Fecking hell, thank god I haven't seen that. Seems like I'm developing some sort of OCD. Seeing Rafael and Januzaj spelt like that makes me cringe lol.