RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

I think Allen should be compared with Blind and Henderson with Herrera and if you're throwing Sterling in there compare him with DiMaria.
Sterling with Di Maria wtf :wenger:

Great, at least another week now of a media circus on how "they're back, the fear factor is back, they'll challenge again" etc, etc.
Shall we forget their media circus last year?:rolleyes:

He's good but not a 1 man army like Suarez.
On Di Maria.:lol:

Why is it gutting? Let them enjoy thinking they're back based on one game against QPR. Their delusion is funny.
Delusion? pot, kettle, black anyone?

Lots of laughing at us getting top 4, yet they think they can finish third. :wenger:
 
Full on Herrera vs Allen debate going on there. They're fecking pathetic. :lol:
Let's see the good stuff!

The most enjoyable thing about us winning is how unhappy it makes Liverpool fans. I love their desperate attempts to console themselves by comparing every player in every position and then coming to the conclusion they have better players.
 
My Liverpool supporting mate (no, not an imaginary one) still calls Allen the "pass master". I'm not sure if he can even play the back pass as good as the real pass masters.
 
It's a condition that is limited only to RAWK seemingly.

Blue moon is usually just a tirade of rag this rag that, buy Messi buy Ronaldo feck FFP.

But RAWK, they get themselves so would up in this fantasy of media driven agendas, conspiracies by the FA, having these pointless arguments that this player is better in than why.

Don't forget, these stupid cnuts used to bang on about Jonjo Shelvey being potentially world class.
 
On Blind:


"He's decent, not very very good in my opinion at all.

At left back he would be a disaster in our setup too. I wouldn't mind him as a squad player for the holding role instead of Lucas, that's about it. Not being harsh on him, or saying he's shit, but he doesn't get in our team."
 
Classless as ever.

Sorry, but I'd piss my sides if Di Maria snapped his Achilles or something. It'd be like the end of the Truman Show.

Brought up an interesting point, would Shaw get in ahead of Rojo at LB? He was solid today and very good on the ball and certainly showed he had a lot of quality.

The four big transfers in from Spain this summer have settled in no time at all.

Be interesting if Shaw gets into the team when all defenders fit.

This one, just :lol:

stop scoring you bastards

First one was getting carried away but some of them are certainly showing us a lot of respect and seem to consider us actual top 4 contenders.

I don't think they will ever lose a game.

Perhaps I'm getting carried away but they look unbeatable.

I haven't been watching, but I hear QPR are awful. Which I don't doubt for one second.

Whatever the quality of the opposition though, United buying all these players is a nightmare. Blind, Rojo, Falcao and Di Maria are all fantastic players. Realistically we aren't going to challenge for the title, so we need to look towards securing a spot in the top four. That challenge is now all the more difficult with this United team. They're not going to be the all-conquering monster that the media will no doubt make them out to be, but they're also not going to be the comedy act of last season. The more these signings play the more they'll bed in, and the longer the season goes on the more United's lack of European football will aid them, as it did us last year.

I'm not saying 'they're back' and I'm not tipping them to smash every single team in the league from here on. I absolutely love ripping it out of United when it goes wrong for them. They're not near Chelsea in terms of quality, but they will make getting in the top four a lot, lot more difficult.
 
Fred looks like a bloke in a mascot suit, which is what the typical mascot should look like. I'm comfortable with this because I can just remind myself that it's always just someone who came in that morning, put the suit on, and after the game they're going to take it off and go down the pub.

Mighty Red on the other hand doesn't feel like a man in a suit. The comic features, the car he drives about in, everything the Liverpool marketing department have done since his arrival has made me believe that he's an actual fish. A fish pretending to be the Liverbird, jumping around like some annoying little twat that knows he shouldn't be there but stays because he finds it funny being irritating. He knows that the Liverpool fans hate him, he knows that he's an insult to their history, he knows that Shankly and Paisley would happily take turns kicking in his big white teeth given the opportunity. But still, there he is every week at Anfield, with that big grin on his face. Revelling in the hate he has created.

Mighty Red is real. And he grows more powerful each day.

Great post. That mascot is one of the most ridiculous things ever. Only can Liverpool do such things :lol:
 
Fred looks like a bloke in a mascot suit, which is what the typical mascot should look like. I'm comfortable with this because I can just remind myself that it's always just someone who came in that morning, put the suit on, and after the game they're going to take it off and go down the pub.

Mighty Red on the other hand doesn't feel like a man in a suit. The comic features, the car he drives about in, everything the Liverpool marketing department have done since his arrival has made me believe that he's an actual fish. A fish pretending to be the Liverbird, jumping around like some annoying little twat that knows he shouldn't be there but stays because he finds it funny being irritating. He knows that the Liverpool fans hate him, he knows that he's an insult to their history, he knows that Shankly and Paisley would happily take turns kicking in his big white teeth given the opportunity. But still, there he is every week at Anfield, with that big grin on his face. Revelling in the hate he has created.

Mighty Red is real. And he grows more powerful each day.
:lol:
 
Rawk two weeks ago- '
I bet Di Maria will be shite for United against QPR, he's not suited to the physical nature of the league and did nothing against Burnley'.

Rawk now-
'QPR are shite, Di Maria will flop against top opposition'.
 
I wouldn't have thought so (but others will probably say otherwise). If that was the case then anytime someone fell down on the pitch without contact would be a dive, no?
.

You get a rough ride in this thread sometimes, but with comments like that I can understand why.

He didn't fall over did he. He went down looking for a penalty but likely realised what a tit he was and didn't appeal for it.
 
Dissect the goals

First one is headed away by a better stronger centre back. Rio and Hill both washed up, having said that theyre flukes. That could happen v anyone

2nd goal is the strike from the edge from Herrera. Di Maria is let run 40 yards with the ball without a challenge. But ok hes capable of that, Rooney gets ball inside area 4 QPR defenders are in the box marking no one. A midfielder is stood watching Herrara trot to the edge of the box and pick his spot

3rd one is a disgrace. Stood round Rooney waiting for him to hit it, build up letting them knock it around, not getting tight or in their faces

4th Di Maria mis hits it into Matas path where Rio was bizarrely stood watching the shot and not marking Mata

In other words they were playing QPR lol
 
Herrera is the Spanish Allen. FOR feckS SAKE.
 
Just a few quotes from down the boozer today...

"Nailed on top 4 without Europe, Chelsea or them to win the league, arguably the best squad in club football."

My missus has been banging on abar taking her out recently. When's their next game on? Tempted to take her down there and introduce her to these muppets
We all know for an actual fact that this line was never said by anybody.
 
Rawk two weeks ago- '
I bet Di Maria will be shite for United against QPR, he's not suited to the physical nature of the league and did nothing against Burnley
Rawk now-
'QPR are shite, Di Maria will flop against top opposition'.

RAWK after next week.
"Leicster just got promoted, Big Sam will feck them up."

RAWK weeks from now.
"Is there a more shite manager than Big Sam? Everton will give them a right twatting."

RAWK after our match against Everton
"Everton are out to get us, they dropped points on purpose. Piss form, they'll struggle against a team on form."

RAWK after boxing day.
"United bought the league."
 
RAWK after next week.
"Leicster just got promoted, Big Sam will feck them up."

RAWK weeks from now.
"Is there a more shite manager than Big Sam? Everton will give them a right twatting."

RAWK after our match against Everton
"Everton are out to get us, they dropped points on purpose. Piss form, they'll struggle against a team on form."

RAWK after boxing day.
"United bought the league."

Hopefully, but let's not get ahead of ourselves here
 
What makes me chuckle is how they all compare us winning 4-0 to Spurs beating them 4-0 and that they comfortably beat Spurs.

If they want to use that logic
They lost to City, who lost to Stoke, who lost to Leicester..
Baffles me, it means they will beat QPR 7-0 because they beat Spurs 3-0..
 
"The thing to get worked up about is how a Premiership team can turn up at Old Trafford and accept defeat before a ball has even been kicked. Everybody and their fecking dog knows how top heavy Man Utd are yet for some reason a man on thousands of pounds a week decides to set his team up to play hit and hope football to a slow single striker whilst his defence run around like headless chickens.

It's the exact same thing QPR did against Spurs and it's the exact same rancid shite we have seen teams do at Old Trafford for years and years. Last season was a breath of fresh air and not because of Moyes being shit but more teams turned up away from home and actually had a fecking go.

Redknapp needs to take his gang of misfits and outdated management style of swiftly feck right back off to the Championship because this kind of turn up and surrender football needs to be extinguished."
 
American fans endure much, much worse.


My school had a grown-up who enters the stadium on a horse before games(Cavalier) & (yes there are two) another grownup dressed as "CavMan," (imagine a clown but dressed as an orange/blue cavalier.) Fred the Red is sane in comparison.

Other notable mascots include Leprechauns, trees, private parts, inanimate objects(beer kegs), Badgers, slugs, fruits and vegetables.

Some of us have seen US sports mate
 
Is their United thread locked now or something? :lol: I can't find it anywhere and I wouldn't put it past them, either.
 
What makes me chuckle is how they all compare us winning 4-0 to Spurs beating them 4-0 and that they comfortably beat Spurs.

If they want to use that logic
They lost to City, who lost to Stoke, who lost to Leicester..
Baffles me, it means they will beat QPR 7-0 because they beat Spurs 3-0..

I love how the Internet has basically destroyed that claim they used to have of being the most knowledgable fans in football. It's revealed them to be more idiotic than most, if anything.
 
It amuses me that a pretty routine win against QPR irkes them so much.

And this is the nail on the head.

It's not an epic result, it's a run of the mill normal result that we should be dolling out to (and 3 or 4 years ago where routinely dealing out to) relegation fodder at home.

The didn't really trouble us, and we smashed them.

What's upsetting them is that last season QPR would probably of given us a game, but today they were brushed aside with out us really breaking a sweat.

The laughing at the likes of QPR, Sunderland and the like giving us the runaround at OT will soon turn into cries of (like they have already on RAWK ) "teams don't even try at OT" "it's the old boys network sucking up to Sir Alex"

And the rest of the moronic nonsense they used to roll out when we smashed teams like this.
 
Saying Herrera has an eye for goal is like saying Joe Allen has an eye for goal.

Herrera goes on to score :lol:

If Di Maria gets injured this season they'll be completely and utterly fecked.

Bit like them lot and Sturridge then?

Sorry, but I'd piss my sides if Di Maria snapped his Achilles or something.

Stay classy. Not a single poster called him up on it either.

Allen is better player than Herrera

:lol:
 
"I tell you what i did find interesting, thought Blind had a good game for someone who couldn't see... quite impressive. "


What a sense of humor this lad has!
 
It's a condition that is limited only to RAWK seemingly.

Blue moon is usually just a tirade of rag this rag that, buy Messi buy Ronaldo feck FFP.

But RAWK, they get themselves so would up in this fantasy of media driven agendas, conspiracies by the FA, having these pointless arguments that this player is better in than why.

Don't forget, these stupid cnuts used to bang on about Jonjo Shelvey being potentially world class.
Bluemoon are very reasonable about their own team, unlike RAWK. But the hatred of us on there is just as bad as RAWK.
 
Crying about the Gerrard song :lol:

Moaning saying we are obsessed but not realising they are the ones with countless pages on a United QPR match because their United thread is locked because of their obsession and the only reason the song is done, is to get under the skin of the watching Liverpool fans because we know they will be watching. Hell, our average games like QPR at home get more attention on RAWK than their matches.