RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

"We go again"

What does that even mean? As in they go for another title challenge because if so I'm not so sure about that.
 
Yeah, but Mighty Red looks like a red mullet with legs.

Fred looks like a bloke in a mascot suit, which is what the typical mascot should look like. I'm comfortable with this because I can just remind myself that it's always just someone who came in that morning, put the suit on, and after the game they're going to take it off and go down the pub.

Mighty Red on the other hand doesn't feel like a man in a suit. The comic features, the car he drives about in, everything the Liverpool marketing department have done since his arrival has made me believe that he's an actual fish. A fish pretending to be the Liverbird, jumping around like some annoying little twat that knows he shouldn't be there but stays because he finds it funny being irritating. He knows that the Liverpool fans hate him, he knows that he's an insult to their history, he knows that Shankly and Paisley would happily take turns kicking in his big white teeth given the opportunity. But still, there he is every week at Anfield, with that big grin on his face. Revelling in the hate he has created.

Mighty Red is real. And he grows more powerful each day.
 
I think the main issue with it is it's a fecking shite mascot. If I was a kid that thing would scare the shit out of me how in any way that is seen as good for the kids is beyond me. Surely seeing your hero's play in front of your eyes is what kids want to see not some Cormorant that look strangely too much like Brendan Rodgers.
 
They should be happy with that ugly mascot. We've got Harry Redknapp on our touchline today.
 
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Also I don't get this making up facts and stuff about Suarez and so forth.
Its the kind of shite Man Utd fans come ut with, not us.

Really?
Wasn't it us lot who said that stuff about Suarez not being a racist, a biter, a diver, a cheat or a buck-toothed donkeyface?

No, you're right. That's them.
 
I don't even know where to begin with this...
RAWKBola Sufferer said:
I think picking a starting eleven is Brendans biggest problem at the moment, he has too many good players, and he has never been in this position before. He has to try and manage the squad, a proper quality squad in a way that keeps everyone keen and hungry, maybe he has too many players.

Edit - Now Ive thought about it, the extra games in Europe will really help, as everybody will be getting a game and they will all get their chance.
 
Just scrap the league already and focus on cup runs only. Sign Delph and Senderos in January.
Win Champions League and FA Cup. Play reserves in PL but try not to get relegated.

Given up already? We don't go again.
 
I think they've moved to "We g
Are they serious about blaming a fecking mascot? hahahaha :lol:
There's always an excuse. Personally I'd put more trust in Mighty Red to put in a solid performance on the pitch than Mario 'It's all about me' Balotelli. You don't need a mascot when you've got that clown in the side.
 
'Just scrap the league already and focus on cup runs only. Sign Delph and Senderos in January.
Win Champions League and FA Cup. Play reserves in PL but try not to get relegated.'

Try not to get relegated?? Are they serious? Talk about drama queens. Reminds me of a Liverpool supporting mate of mine who used to say the league was only there for CL qualification; that was around 2004-2006 era when Rafa was competing in Europe but not doing well in the league.
 
:lol: 4 games in and it's over. Must be a wind up, They won 10 games in a row last season.
 
I expect the reason they hate their mascot is because they know how ridiculous it is for a team's mascot to be an effigy of the team's manager (which is clearly the case). I mean, come on, he's been there for two years and has yet to win anything. It's just really small-time to model your mascot after the man regarded as the engine behind your recent "success" when that success was a fluke second place finish. The fans probably know this and hate the embarrassment. It signals that "this is all it takes to be worshipped at LFC." For a club that otherwise clings to the delusion of being the biggest in England, it tarnishes that self-image.
 
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Fred looks like a bloke in a mascot suit, which is what the typical mascot should look like. I'm comfortable with this because I can just remind myself that it's always just someone who came in that morning, put the suit on, and after the game they're going to take it off and go down the pub.

Mighty Red on the other hand doesn't feel like a man in a suit. The comic features, the car he drives about in, everything the Liverpool marketing department have done since his arrival has made me believe that he's an actual fish. A fish pretending to be the Liverbird, jumping around like some annoying little twat that knows he shouldn't be there but stays because he finds it funny being irritating. He knows that the Liverpool fans hate him, he knows that he's an insult to their history, he knows that Shankly and Paisley would happily take turns kicking in his big white teeth given the opportunity. But still, there he is every week at Anfield, with that big grin on his face. Revelling in the hate he has created.

Mighty Red is real. And he grows more powerful each day.

This is precisely why Mighty Red is the best thing about LFC.
 
Lets not act like Lallana is a mediocre player, he hasnt played football in ages, he will get back to his level. He was absolutely fenomenal last season and imo he also played well for England.
He's pretty mediocre. Sotuhampton was the perfect benchmark and platform for him. Liverpool is too high.
 
"We go again"

What does that even mean? As in they go for another title challenge because if so I'm not so sure about that.

Kompany managed to squeeze that into his MOTD interview last night, couldn't tell whether he was taking the piss or not.
 
Still a dive, no?

I wouldn't have thought so (but others will probably say otherwise). If that was the case then anytime someone fell down on the pitch without contact would be a dive, no?

'Just scrap the league already and focus on cup runs only. Sign Delph and Senderos in January.
Win Champions League and FA Cup. Play reserves in PL but try not to get relegated.'

Try not to get relegated?? Are they serious? Talk about drama queens. Reminds me of a Liverpool supporting mate of mine who used to say the league was only there for CL qualification; that was around 2004-2006 era when Rafa was competing in Europe but not doing well in the league.

Of course it is not serious.
 
I didn't get to see Liverpool yesterday but saw the highlights this morning. i think it is Brendan's tie that is jinxing Liverpool, not that I care. It looks like a schoolboy's tie.
If it caused them to play poorly I hope he wears it every week.
 
I wouldn't have thought so (but others will probably say otherwise). If that was the case then anytime someone fell down on the pitch without contact would be a dive, no?

Fell no, but threw themselves? (not saying that Lallana did - looked a bit like that in that one time I've seen it though)
 
Fred looks like a bloke in a mascot suit, which is what the typical mascot should look like. I'm comfortable with this because I can just remind myself that it's always just someone who came in that morning, put the suit on, and after the game they're going to take it off and go down the pub.

Mighty Red on the other hand doesn't feel like a man in a suit. The comic features, the car he drives about in, everything the Liverpool marketing department have done since his arrival has made me believe that he's an actual fish. A fish pretending to be the Liverbird, jumping around like some annoying little twat that knows he shouldn't be there but stays because he finds it funny being irritating. He knows that the Liverpool fans hate him, he knows that he's an insult to their history, he knows that Shankly and Paisley would happily take turns kicking in his big white teeth given the opportunity. But still, there he is every week at Anfield, with that big grin on his face. Revelling in the hate he has created.

Mighty Red is real. And he grows more powerful each day.

This might be the best post I have ever read on here

Just the opportunity to create the mental image of Scouse greats Shankley and Paisley putting to the boots to that Red atrocity is well worth the time taken to read the post.