RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

Red For Ever said:
Must be something in it :
It was David STERLING that created the SAS during the second world war, and after his capture, escape and recapture and then being sent to Colditz, it was Bill STERLING that took over command of the SAS
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That's uncanny because it was sixty five million pounds STERLING that dismantled Liverpool's first SAS and it'll be a few more pounds STERLING that dismantles it again.
 
Pexbo said:
That's not what I am saying though, that's bloody obvious. If Real lost Ronaldo and Modric for a while there would be a distinctive drop in quality. You'd still expect Real Madrid to win most of their games though.

The point I am making is that they are very reliant on Sturridge and Sterling not just for their output but for their approach to the game tactically. You take those two out and the drop isn't just distinctive, it's significant.
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Well that example is actually wide of the mark, given Madrid's results this season alone in Ronaldo's absence.

It's just a silly overused point. Every team has a key player and most have a few who can really determine results on their own. I don't believe Liverpool would fair that poorly if Sturridge and Sterling were both out for a succession of games. No more so than many Premier League sides. This is a hypothetical scenario that is yet to occur anyway, so can't possibly speak in certainties.
 
Dunno if this has been posted but its fecking gold. RAWK to a tee :lol:

Let's have a look at theirs then:

Luke Shaw £27m - Fat bastard, shit overrated English player, can't stop making a public tit of himself on Twitter. It's all gone to his head, clearly needs reigning in. Will probably end up at QPR.

Ander Herrera - £30m Slow, thick, overrated. Poor man's Gareth Barry.

Marcos Rojo - £16m Roundly slagged off by pundits before the world cup, now he's grrrrreat apparantly. Actually shit. Off to prison.

Daley Blind - £14m Daddy's boy, only reason he's even in the game. Jack of all trades, master of feck all. Apart from one speculative long ball that fluked it's way into the net off Van Persie's oversized bonce has done precisely feck all in football to warrant a big transfer, but hey, he's Danny Blind's boy don't ya know? (Who incidentally was another shit, dirty, overrated c*nt).

Radamel Falcao - £12m Past it old c*nt. Money whore. Will be on crutches again before Christmas. Will then bang in 15 goals during the run in and will then be off to Madrid, where his heart truly lies, when United finish 6th and it transpires the buyout clause was conditional on United qualifying for the Champions League.

Angel Di Maria - £1billion dollars. Waif like super model, cry baby, Dobby. Couldn't hack it when someone prettier came in. Really wishes he was still at Madrid.

Louis Van Hahahaal - Dinosaur. Angry man. Paranoid schizophrenic. Looks like a turtles head.
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Herrera - Potentially good, can't see him surpassing Allen

Mata - Quality but been average for them since signing, no where near Coutinho's level currently but at best he has undoubted quality.
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:lol:
 
Earthquake said:
Which one of you feckers is it? I refuse to believe even scouse are actually that mindbogglingly oblivious, and stupid....
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The Don said:
No way that isn't a pisstake. Are we sure RAWK haven't copped on to us and are now spoofing us? RAWKception?
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Was from a long serving member of the forum, I'm guessing its just fear mixed with delusion from being on that forum so much.
 
Richard Cranium said:
The whole "SAS" thing is so cringe-worthy.
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I remember ITV referring to our Yorke and Cole back in the day as the 'soul brothers', which was somewhat casually racist and worse.
 
Should be fun in here today if the reports are right about Henderson's injury.

EDIT - spoke too soon

They hate us, not just Hodge Podge, the FA too. No doubt, both injuries were largely circumstance, but, the fact remains, the England manager is hell-bent on revenge against our club and players, and the FA our soon going to get theirs, Liverpool Football Club and their players are not a big priority.​
 
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marukomu said:
Should be fun in here today if the reports are right about Henderson's injury.

EDIT - spoke too soon

They hate us, not just Hodge Podge, the FA too. No doubt, both injuries were largely circumstance, but, the fact remains, the England manager is hell-bent on revenge against our club and players, and the FA our soon going to get theirs, Liverpool Football Club and their players are not a big priority.​
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:lol:
 
Saw somewhere the other day that Herrera is just a "shit joe allen"
 
There isn't much difference between 'the piss-take' and stuff like this though, which is magnificent.

the England manager is hell-bent on revenge against our club and players
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If Henderson is out for a bit that's a huge blow. His injury at the end of last season was a massive factor in their collapse.
 
marukomu said:
Should be fun in here today if the reports are right about Henderson's injury.

EDIT - spoke too soon

They hate us, not just Hodge Podge, the FA too. No doubt, both injuries were largely circumstance, but, the fact remains, the England manager is hell-bent on revenge against our club and players, and the FA our soon going to get theirs, Liverpool Football Club and their players are not a big priority.​
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Just waiting for the snap of Hodgson tackling Henderson and then jumping on his legs. Fairly sure it's what injured him.
 
mufcwarm92 said:
If Henderson is out for a bit that's a huge blow. His injury at the end of last season was a massive factor in their collapse.
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Doesn't make sense either given how fecking terrible he is.

Suppose running around like a headless chicken with no technical ability made it easier for Gerrard to have time on the ball though.
 
matherto said:
Doesn't make sense either given how fecking terrible he is.

Suppose running around like a headless chicken with no technical ability made it easier for Gerrard to have time on the ball though.
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Yeah, that's like not true at all.
 
Orton said:
Yeah, that's like not true at all.
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Exactly. I don't particularly like Henderson but he has improved leaps in the last year or so. Immensely industrial which provides great impetus to a team that likes to constantly be on the front foot. His pass range is also improving, and he does his fair share of work defensively. I expect Herrera to have a similar effect on our midfield once he embeds, with stronger technical, one touch and passing ability.
 
matherto said:
Doesn't make sense either given how fecking terrible he is.

Suppose running around like a headless chicken with no technical ability made it easier for Gerrard to have time on the ball though.
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In fairness, he isn't as bad as a lot of people make out. Makes some cracking runs through the middle, isn't scared to pick a pass and gets stuck in defensively too.

He's probably England's first choice midfielder now, which says more about the lack of options than his ability I suppose!
 
Would be funny if England are say 3-0 up after an hour, Roy Hodgson takes Rooney off, then Henderson gets injured in the 90th minute. RAWK wouldn't be happy.
 
mufcwarm92 said:
In fairness, he isn't as bad as a lot of people make out. Makes some cracking runs through the middle, isn't scared to pick a pass and gets stuck in defensively too.

He's probably England's first choice midfielder now, which says more about the lack of options than his ability I suppose!
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Ya to be fair he came on along way last season, but he has always being wank so its a given when you hear his name you think of 'shit' straight away.
 
With the risk of stepping on toes here: Hasn't anyone in media reacted to the remarkable asymmetry in the color of the skin of Man Utd's transfers this summer? Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal has dropped Welbeck, Zaha, Evra, Bebe, Nani, Kagawa, and could soon start with an all-white 11. Add the Dutch heritage of racial abuse in Ajax and the national team.
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What a loon.
 
Trizy said:
Dunno if this has been posted but its fecking gold. RAWK to a tee :lol:

Let's have a look at theirs then:

Luke Shaw £27m - Fat bastard, shit overrated English player, can't stop making a public tit of himself on Twitter. It's all gone to his head, clearly needs reigning in. Will probably end up at QPR.

Ander Herrera - £30m Slow, thick, overrated. Poor man's Gareth Barry.

Marcos Rojo - £16m Roundly slagged off by pundits before the world cup, now he's grrrrreat apparantly. Actually shit. Off to prison.

Daley Blind - £14m Daddy's boy, only reason he's even in the game. Jack of all trades, master of feck all. Apart from one speculative long ball that fluked it's way into the net off Van Persie's oversized bonce has done precisely feck all in football to warrant a big transfer, but hey, he's Danny Blind's boy don't ya know? (Who incidentally was another shit, dirty, overrated c*nt).

Radamel Falcao - £12m Past it old c*nt. Money whore. Will be on crutches again before Christmas. Will then bang in 15 goals during the run in and will then be off to Madrid, where his heart truly lies, when United finish 6th and it transpires the buyout clause was conditional on United qualifying for the Champions League.

Angel Di Maria - £1billion dollars. Waif like super model, cry baby, Dobby. Couldn't hack it when someone prettier came in. Really wishes he was still at Madrid.

Louis Van Hahahaal - Dinosaur. Angry man. Paranoid schizophrenic. Looks like a turtles head.
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These are all brilliant.
 
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