RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

There's a picture of Mighty Red doing the ice bucket challenge and someone has said 'hopefully that's petrol and the fire picture is to follow'.
 
Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13038 on: Today at 04:18:59 PM »

United fans are obsessed with the past and their 'history'.

It's sickening really. All they do is look back to when their players were once good and their time were in Europe.





:lol: A psychoanalyst would have a field day. Seems twenty years of collapse does do some damage.

Though yes, we weep for the long distant past... of 2013.
 
Bit touchy on here. Not denying Sterling was bought at 15 but there's still a significant role in getting him through the system and turning him into a first team player. Loads of top teams buy young teens but most fail to make the grade. Sterling is still a product of Liverpool's youth policy.

Similarly, the frenzy around Januzaj is fuelled by the fact he's 'coming through' from the youth and reserve teams.

Yeah, because adhering to facts is the new touchy if you're a Liverpool fan, apparently.
 
I've just realised that the Rawk Meltdown twitter account mostly only tweets posts that are from this thread. That's quite funny seen as the chap who runs it had a hissy fit and called the caf a joke. Hi Plan M :)
 
Couldn't quote Badunk's post for some reason.

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/raw...go-again-edition.393346/page-59#post-16443469

Bloody hell! Sturridge will do well to never walk alone with these about.

'I've developed a bit of a man-crush on Daniel.

I don't want to feck him necessarily but I love him and I want him to crawl inside his mind so he can understand me and I can feel what it's like to be inside him.

His skill, his commitment, his style, his attitude, his dance, his swagger, his sense of humour, his morals, his humility, his arrogance, his family, his, character, his loyalty, his charidee work, his comments, his goals, his everything... Daniel is the real deal. And he's mine. Sorry, I mean he's ours!



...I'd vote for him, feck I'd vote for him to finger my bumbumhole with one hand and slap my face with the other. I sometimes wish I was gay... I'd make a great gay guy and I reckon if Daniel was gay (he's not) me and him would make the perfect couple. We'd buy a little rustic cottage in the outskirts of Chester, he would run the flower shop that we own and I would stay home baking him cookies and cakes and big joints of meat. He's insatiable for meat in my fantasy. Insatiable.'​
 
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Quote from: scar82 on Yesterday at 04:57:38 PM
net lol
That clearly isn't net spend. It also fails to take into account football inflation, us having spent more than everyone bar Utd this season.

It's like you bought a house for £100k, sold it for £120k, then bought another one for £150k. You haven't spend £250k you utter utter bell end. Are you that thick? That's a genuine question?

RAWK love a net spend conversation.. It's as if them selling Suarez to reduce their gross spend makes them better.the house analogy is not appropriate. There is nothing wrong with buying multiple players and I'd rather have the likes of rio, Rooney et al that come for big money and stay for a long time with no exit fees than trading players every few years like Carroll, downing etc. spending is spending end of. Had we sold welbeck for £100m would our transfer window be any different? Obviously financials look better but you'd rather keep your best players surely
 
I reckon I'd enjoy watching Torres shag my missus more than I'd enjoy actually shagging him myself I have to say. Call me traditional and all that. She's got the lurgy right now with this constant irritating cough so I'd probably be doubly pleased. Might get some peace and quiet...

Hope I never meet him, as the urge to touch his face to see if his skin is as soft as it looks would probably get me in court. It looks smoother than my 6 month old daughters'. Can't any of the photoshop wizards whip up a wig and a dress or something for Torres, for err investigative purposes.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=200719.0
 
Couldn't quote Badunk's post for some reason.

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/raw...go-again-edition.393346/page-59#post-16443469

Bloody hell! Sturridge will do well to never walk alone with these about.

'I've developed a bit of a man-crush on Daniel.

I don't want to feck him necessarily but I love him and I want him to crawl inside his mind so he can understand me and I can feel what it's like to be inside him.

His skill, his commitment, his style, his attitude, his dance, his swagger, his sense of humour, his morals, his humility, his arrogance, his family, his, character, his loyalty, his charidee work, his comments, his goals, his everything... Daniel is the real deal. And he's mine. Sorry, I mean he's ours!



...I'd vote for him, feck I'd vote for him to finger my bumbumhole with one hand and slap my face with the other. I sometimes wish I was gay... I'd make a great gay guy and I reckon if Daniel was gay (he's not) me and him would make the perfect couple. We'd buy a little rustic cottage in the outskirts of Chester, he would run the flower shop that we own and I would stay home baking him cookies and cakes and big joints of meat. He's insatiable for meat in my fantasy. Insatiable.'​


RAWK on Heat is one scary puppy... If Sturridge ever goes missing the police should check to see if RAWK on Heat has a dungeon and sturridge skin coat!!

Interesting that he thinks sturridge would make a better flower shop proprietor than footballer
 
I like how they've decided to lock their United thread so that they don't look obsessed. This is the one that's racked up more posts in 4 months than their City thread that's been going since 2011.
 
...and almost double the pages of our own van Gaal thread.
 
I like how they've decided to lock their United thread so that they don't look obsessed. This is the one that's racked up more posts in 4 months than their City thread that's been going since 2011.

...and almost double the pages of our own van Gaal thread.
:lol:

Although to be fair lads we can't talk. The number of pages for each of the ''our rivals squad next season'' threads

Tottenham - 7 pages
Arsenal - 17 pages
Man City - 3 pages
Chelsea - 19 pages
Liverpool - 109 pages
 
:lol:

Although to be fair lads we can't talk. The number of pages for each of the ''our rivals squad next season'' threads

Tottenham - 7 pages
Arsenal - 17 pages
Man City - 3 pages
Chelsea - 19 pages
Liverpool - 109 pages
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:lol: They're not all Pool fans are they?
All except Gasmanc, that's 3/4 of the thread count, puts us back around 25-30 pages of United fans posts which is on par with our less bitter rivals....

Youse scousers do protest a little too hard I think!! You need to let things go and stop trying to convert us to the church of Stevie Me...

Edit... Top sleuthing Winrar, great spot....
 
Sorry guys but someone has to keep our own scousers sane, they've been in danger of losing touch with reality since the grandstand 2nd place finish.
 
:lol:

From the comments on us dwelling on the past, to the revelation that our resident Pool forumers are bumping up the post counts on our Liverpool thread, with that Rojo rowing boat ditty and Plan M ripping off the Caf for his twitter feed, this has been one of the better pages in this thread.

Much better than having Scousers defending Rawk and serious Liverpool discussions here, that's for sure.
 
I blame the previously dead keen Utd fan who now supports City and has now been deliberately dreadfully naughty on the bestest ever LFC forum ever.

What are they supposed to do? It's not on.