RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

[Sixpence]

It's another case of the weird autocorrect system which they have in place over there. Villas-Boas, Ferguson, van Gaal etc. are all victims of this strange, North Korean-style censorship.

But why? It is simply stating his full name.

 

[Buchan]

But why? It is simply stating his full name.

They abhor initialisation over there for some bizarre reason. "AVB", "LvG", "RvP" etc. are all autocorrected to their full names, whereas "Sir Alex" was changed to "Mr. Alex Ferguson".

They're hilarious.

 

[Buchan]

Is it censorship when they're actively lengthening the shorthand for you?

It is when they change the name "Sir Alex" to "Mr. Alex Ferguson".

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Fergie ruined their lives. It's hilarious.

 

[Winrar]

Do the same apply to the likes of Rodgers, Dalglish, etc? like, if you type "Dalglish," does it autocorrect to "His Majesty the King Kenny Daliglish of Liverpool Football Club"?

 

[Buchan]

Fergie ruined their lives. It's hilarious.

It is, isn't it?

They absolutely detest the man.

 

[Buchan]

Do the same apply to the likes of Rodgers, Dalglish, etc?

I think Liverpool fans have a Chrome extension on their browsers which autocorrects it for them to be honest, no matter what forum they are using (for evidence, look at what Liverpool supporters call their manager(s) here).

"Dalglish" was "King Kenny", "Rodgers" to "Brendan" etc.

It's a disease.

 

[Truedevil]

apparently they are on to win the league because they won real madrid in a pre season friendly game yesterday according to my manc mates at gym...

Ah, the famous manc friends

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

It's amazing how all their "manc friends" seem to say exactly what they want them to say.

 

[amolbhatia50k]

I think Liverpool fans have a Chrome extension on their browsers which autocorrects it for them to be honest, no matter what forum they are using (for evidence, look at what Liverpool supporters call their manager(s) here).

"Dalglish" was "King Kenny", "Rodgers" to "Brendan" etc.

It's a disease.

Wow, just, wow.

 

[Buchan]

Ah, the famous manc friends

 

[Winrar]

I think Liverpool fans have a Chrome extension on their browsers which autocorrects it for them to be honest, no matter what forum they are using (for evidence, look at what Liverpool supporters call their manager(s) here).

"Dalglish" was "King Kenny", "Rodgers" to "Brendan" etc.

It's a disease.

They really are obsessed over there... time to change the dictionary defintion in their honor.

 

[Buchan]

They really are obsessed over there... time to change the dictionary defintion in their honor.

 

[Adnan]

 

[mic.m]

I was watching the Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal press conference on yootube after their game in anticipation he was going to get his balls out to the press.... and noticed a few training clips on the boxes to my left, so i indulged. There was one where he was showing Rooney how to take a corner, and after doing what was asked, they embraced like two explorers having weaved their way through a jungle of inhospitable obstacles, it was like how you pet a kitten after it uses the litter tray for the first time.... was cute. I fully expect, as a cat does to reward its owners and say 'hey look what i managed' as you put your foot on mouse guts on the stairs first in the morning, for Wayne to take the corner flag, spear some poor woman and deliver her at the feet of Louis looking for more adulation from his master.
Watch this space guys!!

 

[Brightonian]

I love the way he talks about tactics as if they're some kind of video game power-up or something. 'Alright lads, we've got ten 'tactics' in the B-Rod inventory. Let's use three tactics against United, and save the rest for the West Brom boss level.'

 

[Brightonian]

I was watching the Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal press conference on yootube after their game in anticipation he was going to get his balls out to the press.... and noticed a few training clips on the boxes to my left, so i indulged. There was one where he was showing Rooney how to take a corner, and after doing what was asked, they embraced like two explorers having weaved their way through a jungle of inhospitable obstacles, it was like how you pet a kitten after it uses the litter tray for the first time.... was cute. I fully expect, as a cat does to reward its owners and say 'hey look what i managed' as you put your foot on mouse guts on the stairs first in the morning, for Wayne to take the corner flag, spear some poor woman and deliver her at the feet of Louis looking for more adulation from his master.
Watch this space guys!!

 

[Barney]

Is it censorship when they're actively lengthening the shorthand for you?

YAWN.

 

[Mali_Zeus]

I love the fact how much they're watching our games and keeping track of any news related to us.

 

[The Mitcher]

YAWN.

Yep, boooorring.

 

[Ramshock]

wow...second they finished second

 

[Essaux]

I love the way he talks about tactics as if they're some kind of video game power-up or something. 'Alright lads, we've got ten 'tactics' in the B-Rod inventory. Let's use three tactics against United, and save the rest for the West Brom boss level.'

Haha brilliant

 

[Essaux]

We Go Again

 

[redevil2]

Just when you need a laugh, you come to this thread and it never ceases to live up to your expectation. The secret tactics that are to be hidden away from United is especially hilarious. Just brilliant.

 

[Irish-Red-7]

Its a pity that Torres didn't go for it himself...wouldve made it even more sweet.

 

[The United Irishman]

Some are mentally ill over 'their'

"Hope to see Samuel.L.Jackson amongst the guests their."

 

[rotherham_red]

Yes, there's plenty. I found this one especially funny for some reason. Haven't seen it posted on here before..

Spoiler

Oh good God!!

 

[northbynorthwest]

 

[vibe]

It's a win-win situation (barring any injuries). If they win they will be even more bloated and delusional. They'll think they'll take the league, and watching them fail will be even greater. If we win that will be good for going in to the season and will hamper United's confidence slightly.

When isn't it a win-win for them anyway? If we win, we're just building up delusion. If they win, they're gonna walk the league.

RAWK logic, I tell you.

 

[Mali_Zeus]

"We lost to crap United, la!"

 

[Piratesoup]

When isn't it a win-win for them anyway? If we win, we're just building up delusion. If they win, they're gonna walk the league.

RAWK logic, I tell you.

What a great day for football this has been. United won, Liverpool won, Murica won.

 

[Amethyst]

...

Shit defending. Shithouses

That's why Rodgers wants a leader, fecking embarrassment.

No doubt the United fans are going to pretend that this means they've won the Champions League

Bless their cotton socks. They clearly wanted to win this more than every other team in this pre season thing, or whatever it was.

Full strength team easily beats them which is clear.

 

[Mali_Zeus]

"No doubt the United fans are going to pretend that this means they've won the Champions League"



Yeah right, they would celebrate it like that if they'd won it. It was their cup final.

 

[.Rossi]

How are things over in North Korea?

 

[Amethyst]

More delusion:

LOL some people on here.

Completely in control vs a decent side, just couldn't kill it off. They have 3 chances and score 3 times, it happens in pre season.

If some of u fecking bellends are seriously arsed about this then go to fecking sleep or knock our self out by charging straight at a wall.

It's a fecking pre season

feck off u twats

Lol
Some of you lot. We'll destroy this shower with a full strength team. Fkn hell.

 

[Raw]

Oh this is gold, I don't want to go to sleep now

 

[Parry Gallister]

How are things over in North Korea?

A fair few in meltdown. As ever.

'If some of u fecking bellends are seriously arsed about this then go to fecking sleep or knock our self out by charging straight at a wall.

It's a fecking pre season

feck off u twats'

'Yaaaay commentators already banging on about Suarez. feck off, bed time.'

'So we only have plan A
Currently plan B doesn't work
Plan C doesn't work either '

Edit - Ninja'd on the first.

 

[Big Papi]

So, Liverpool finish second again. Is this the new black?

 

[Mockney]

Why is it that when an up comming match looks to be competitive,there always has to be that bunch that have the other team as " game raisers" as a built in excuse. This is the first time I can remember both clubs meeting in pre- season, so why not enjoy instead of having the usual built in excuse ready.

I enjoyed it. How 'bout you?

 

[.Rossi]

Bloody hell, it's crashed and all