I have no idea what he means by that
I bet that if Liverpool signs someone called Gerrard or Gerard (ex Gerard Houllier) then he would be forced to change his name or be known as the guy or the thing.
RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition
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I bet that if Liverpool signs someone called Gerrard or Gerard (ex Gerard Houllier) then he would be forced to change his name or be known as the guy or the thing.
Most of that stuff has to be joking, doesn't it? They know their forum has a bit of a reputation and are just taking the piss.
Surely.
Surely.
New song for Brentan.
'You're getting evicted in the morning'
'You're getting evicted in the morning'
I actually can't wait till he starts the next game. I bet the sentiment would last oh 5 minutes
The fecker is nailed on to score the winner against us at our match at Anfield.
I wonder how much the songs actually effect him. Literally every ground he goes to rubs one of the worst moments of his life in his face every time he plays.
Is it possible that he's been literally mocked out of the country?
American Caf members need to do everything in their power to make sure that every ground in the MLS is singing the Demba Ba song.
Never forget.
Is it possible that he's been literally mocked out of the country?
American Caf members need to do everything in their power to make sure that every ground in the MLS is singing the Demba Ba song.
Never forget.
Nah their next game is away to AFC Wimbledon, should be a stroll for him. Everyone will go on about how great he is and how he still has it etc. etc.
I think he is nailed to be benched for the rest of the season.
Then their next game... whatever its only a matter of time
It amazes me how Rafa is put there randomly in sentences, regardless that the topic has nothing to do with it.
'I am going to do a shit, I wonder what Rafa would have done'.
'Ronaldo is going to win the Ballon D'Or, I wonder if Rafa agrees'.
'I didn't like The Interview, I wonder if Rafa has watched it'.
Feck off, chief! I wonder what Rafa would have said for you.
I wonder if Rafa knows you're writing about him.
...with the escape goat, perhaps.
Wished he would stay until we can win the league, but playing sparsely. Knowing Stevie though, he'd want to play at every opportunity.
So sad he couldn't win the League with us.
Great, great player and servant! Our captain!
Hopefully, we resign him when we're ready to challenge.
GERRARD RE-SIGNS FOR LIVERPOOL
I genuinely know that bloke!GERRARD RE-SIGNS FOR LIVERPOOL
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Yeah, but you have to remember that that doesn't count.
Every Liverpool fan when reminded of this, usually when discussing Rooney, says Gerrard's request was a totally different type of thing.
blub
What is it with anyone on that forum having the sudden and misguided epiphany that they are some sort of contender for poet laureate?
It's ridiculous. Who reads this sort of overly emotive forced sentimental drivel that would be akin to a 13 year old Take That fan in the mid 90's and think 'that's beautiful la'
What a fecking laughable bunch of morons.
It's ridiculous. Who reads this sort of overly emotive forced sentimental drivel that would be akin to a 13 year old Take That fan in the mid 90's and think 'that's beautiful la'
What a fecking laughable bunch of morons.
RAWK is the football fan equivalent of Emo.
This is more amusing than New years eve.
I WALKED ALONE like a cloud
That floats on high o'er roads and flats,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of red clad jobless twats;
Beside the pitch, beneath the stand,
No Premier League medal in my hand.
That floats on high o'er roads and flats,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of red clad jobless twats;
Beside the pitch, beneath the stand,
No Premier League medal in my hand.
Our sweet angel, our golden boy
Twas slated the season for unending joy
A dance he led so sweet and true
Blessed by Shanks, a medal overdue
The sky a crimson against a team in Blue
We rallied, we toiled and we won 3-2!
Our Prince, wet eyed 'This does not Slip'
One hand on our prize with a tightening grip
Oh Steven, Hark!, oh how I wish you were my Brother!
My father, or Uncle or even my mother!
Exhaulted on high for all of football
Ye can naer be replaced, never shall thee fall
Forsooth, tears flowed at that City huddle
Then again at Anfield when his feet did muddle
Alas! Our man often a rock of composure
We won feck all cos cnut fell over.
Twas slated the season for unending joy
A dance he led so sweet and true
Blessed by Shanks, a medal overdue
The sky a crimson against a team in Blue
We rallied, we toiled and we won 3-2!
Our Prince, wet eyed 'This does not Slip'
One hand on our prize with a tightening grip
Oh Steven, Hark!, oh how I wish you were my Brother!
My father, or Uncle or even my mother!
Exhaulted on high for all of football
Ye can naer be replaced, never shall thee fall
Forsooth, tears flowed at that City huddle
Then again at Anfield when his feet did muddle
Alas! Our man often a rock of composure
We won feck all cos cnut fell over.
Someone really needs to photoshop Chelsea/Ba into this and rename it 'One afternoon at Anfield'
Steve, Steve, this stuff you come up with is mind-boggling funny.
Be honest though, at least half of that is from Lord Of The Rings....
I'm not so good at stuff like this but here goes...
Nobody is credited with the Guy Ritchie comparison quote in that poster, did the director just throw that in himself? And the way it's ..... On to the zoo quote to make it seem as if they added that bit as well
That's just wow..
fecking wankers whining when we get a peno
So how many Gerrard related books will be released this summer? You'd think Paul Tompkins alone will manage atleast 5.
I might be remembering the dates wrong, but I think a lot of the overly-emotional reaction after that game was down to the memorial of Hillsborough on the day and Gerrard having a young relative who died in it.
The best Liverpool reaction last season was Suarez' tears at Palace followed by Gerrard's big time push away of the cameraman - always brings a smile to my face.
Nah, I don't buy that one bit as he's never been that emotional before. I'm inclined to think it was more the fact that he genuinely thought he was going to win the league, at long last.