Thought it was going to be in a couple of days. Little surprised they announced it tonight.
RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition
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Thought it was going to be in a couple of days. Little surprised they announced it tonight.
He's distancing himself from this years embarrassing season, if they'd repeated last season he'd have kept quiet till May. Typical Gerrard behaviour...
And my personal favourite:
Retiring 'Gerrard' from usernames. 
RAWK definatley going into meltdown
This is so good it has to be fattening! 
It's amazing how much better players become when they are leaving/have left/are injured.
Retiring 'Gerrard' from usernames.
amazingManaged the first two paragraphs and couldn't cope any more. That really is bad. Please tell me it doesn't get any more cloying.
EDIT - I've tried reading further but I just can't - this is truly hilarious - I'm getting strange looks off the rest of the family as I guffaw at the top of my voice, shaking with laughter at this. It really, really is dreadful!
I have no idea what he means by thatI am not going to play Phil Collins CDs in the hope that Stevie punches me.
About Stevie Me
Stevie Me - Lord of the Ringpieces
at the dad commentHe clearly want younger guy to slip into his mother bed
He'll be leaving 10 years (possibly to the day) after handing in a transfer request.
Liverpool fans are truly unique.
Where am I?” quizzed Stevie,
“You,” Shanks replied, “are at the home of football, you should recognise it, it’s the greatest ground in the world, and those boys wearing that shirt recognise that it’s a privilege not a chore” the crowd suddenly erupts as Iain St John plants a simple finish into the kop goal past the Inter keeper as Shanks joins in the crowd singing “Oh, Inter, one-two-three Go back to Italy”
“We should’ve beaten this lot, cheats they are” Shankly explained to Gerrard who didn’t seem impressed,
“Why am I here” he retorted, “I’ve made up my mind I’m going”
“Oh aye son” quipped Shankly, “You’re here because I say so, and you aint seen nothing yet” Shankly clicked his fingers again and the Kop disappeared and the pair reappeared in Shankly’s office alongside a man who Stevie recognised from somewhere but couldn’t quite pin his finger on it.
“You recognise him sonny?” Asked Shanks, Stevie pauses for a minute before realising, “Its Keegs” he remembers,
“Yes it is,” replies Shankly, “and he’s just decided to move onto bigger and better things, and you wanna know what, people said Liverpool FC couldn’t survive without him, just as they said they couldn’t survive without me, just as they’re saying they couldn’t survive without you, but you know what sonny, he couldn’t survive without Liverpool, neither could I, and neither I don’t think, can you. Liverpool was made for us and we were made for Liverpool”
Stevie suddenly awoke in his room, a dream, it must’ve been a dream, he reassured himself, he stood up and headed downstairs to the kitchen to get himself a drink to calm himself down, when all of a sudden, another, colder, harsher breeze emerged from the still open window, Stevie turned around, and was shocked to be faced by his manager Rafael Benitez
Where am I?” quizzed Stevie,
“You,” Shanks replied, “are at the home of football, you should recognise it, it’s the greatest ground in the world, and those boys wearing that shirt recognise that it’s a privilege not a chore” the crowd suddenly erupts as Iain St John plants a simple finish into the kop goal past the Inter keeper as Shanks joins in the crowd singing “Oh, Inter, one-two-three Go back to Italy”
“We should’ve beaten this lot, cheats they are” Shankly explained to Gerrard who didn’t seem impressed,
“Why am I here” he retorted, “I’ve made up my mind I’m going”
“Oh aye son” quipped Shankly, “You’re here because I say so, and you aint seen nothing yet” Shankly clicked his fingers again and the Kop disappeared and the pair reappeared in Shankly’s office alongside a man who Stevie recognised from somewhere but couldn’t quite pin his finger on it.
“You recognise him sonny?” Asked Shanks, Stevie pauses for a minute before realising, “Its Keegs” he remembers,
“Yes it is,” replies Shankly, “and he’s just decided to move onto bigger and better things, and you wanna know what, people said Liverpool FC couldn’t survive without him, just as they said they couldn’t survive without me, just as they’re saying they couldn’t survive without you, but you know what sonny, he couldn’t survive without Liverpool, neither could I, and neither I don’t think, can you. Liverpool was made for us and we were made for Liverpool”
Stevie suddenly awoke in his room, a dream, it must’ve been a dream, he reassured himself, he stood up and headed downstairs to the kitchen to get himself a drink to calm himself down, when all of a sudden, another, colder, harsher breeze emerged from the still open window, Stevie turned around, and was shocked to be faced by his manager Rafael Benitez
Reading the Shankly parts I just keep thinking of Brian Potter
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Where am I?” quizzed Stevie,
“You,” Shanks replied, “are at the home of football, you should recognise it, it’s the greatest ground in the world, and those boys wearing that shirt recognise that it’s a privilege not a chore” the crowd suddenly erupts as Iain St John plants a simple finish into the kop goal past the Inter keeper as Shanks joins in the crowd singing “Oh, Inter, one-two-three Go back to Italy”
“We should’ve beaten this lot, cheats they are” Shankly explained to Gerrard who didn’t seem impressed,
“Why am I here” he retorted, “I’ve made up my mind I’m going”
“Oh aye son” quipped Shankly, “You’re here because I say so, and you aint seen nothing yet” Shankly clicked his fingers again and the Kop disappeared and the pair reappeared in Shankly’s office alongside a man who Stevie recognised from somewhere but couldn’t quite pin his finger on it.
“You recognise him sonny?” Asked Shanks, Stevie pauses for a minute before realising, “Its Keegs” he remembers,
“Yes it is,” replies Shankly, “and he’s just decided to move onto bigger and better things, and you wanna know what, people said Liverpool FC couldn’t survive without him, just as they said they couldn’t survive without me, just as they’re saying they couldn’t survive without you, but you know what sonny, he couldn’t survive without Liverpool, neither could I, and neither I don’t think, can you. Liverpool was made for us and we were made for Liverpool”
Stevie suddenly awoke in his room, a dream, it must’ve been a dream, he reassured himself, he stood up and headed downstairs to the kitchen to get himself a drink to calm himself down, when all of a sudden, another, colder, harsher breeze emerged from the still open window, Stevie turned around, and was shocked to be faced by his manager Rafael Benitez
Incredible.
Re: Gerrard to leave at the end of the season
MichaelA on Yesterday at 11:21:47 PM
Someone, anyone, hold me.
MichaelA on Yesterday at 11:21:47 PM
Someone, anyone, hold me.
What the actual feck was that
Where am I?” quizzed Stevie,
“You,” Shanks replied, “are at the home of football, you should recognise it, it’s the greatest ground in the world, and those boys wearing that shirt recognise that it’s a privilege not a chore” the crowd suddenly erupts as Iain St John plants a simple finish into the kop goal past the Inter keeper as Shanks joins in the crowd singing “Oh, Inter, one-two-three Go back to Italy”
“We should’ve beaten this lot, cheats they are” Shankly explained to Gerrard who didn’t seem impressed,
“Why am I here” he retorted, “I’ve made up my mind I’m going”
“Oh aye son” quipped Shankly, “You’re here because I say so, and you aint seen nothing yet” Shankly clicked his fingers again and the Kop disappeared and the pair reappeared in Shankly’s office alongside a man who Stevie recognised from somewhere but couldn’t quite pin his finger on it.
“You recognise him sonny?” Asked Shanks, Stevie pauses for a minute before realising, “Its Keegs” he remembers,
“Yes it is,” replies Shankly, “and he’s just decided to move onto bigger and better things, and you wanna know what, people said Liverpool FC couldn’t survive without him, just as they said they couldn’t survive without me, just as they’re saying they couldn’t survive without you, but you know what sonny, he couldn’t survive without Liverpool, neither could I, and neither I don’t think, can you. Liverpool was made for us and we were made for Liverpool”
Stevie suddenly awoke in his room, a dream, it must’ve been a dream, he reassured himself, he stood up and headed downstairs to the kitchen to get himself a drink to calm himself down, when all of a sudden, another, colder, harsher breeze emerged from the still open window, Stevie turned around, and was shocked to be faced by his manager Rafael Benitez
That dad comment, christ!
Where am I?” quizzed Stevie,
“You,” Shanks replied, “are at the home of football, you should recognise it, it’s the greatest ground in the world, and those boys wearing that shirt recognise that it’s a privilege not a chore” the crowd suddenly erupts as Iain St John plants a simple finish into the kop goal past the Inter keeper as Shanks joins in the crowd singing “Oh, Inter, one-two-three Go back to Italy”
“We should’ve beaten this lot, cheats they are” Shankly explained to Gerrard who didn’t seem impressed,
“Why am I here” he retorted, “I’ve made up my mind I’m going”
“Oh aye son” quipped Shankly, “You’re here because I say so, and you aint seen nothing yet” Shankly clicked his fingers again and the Kop disappeared and the pair reappeared in Shankly’s office alongside a man who Stevie recognised from somewhere but couldn’t quite pin his finger on it.
“You recognise him sonny?” Asked Shanks, Stevie pauses for a minute before realising, “Its Keegs” he remembers,
“Yes it is,” replies Shankly, “and he’s just decided to move onto bigger and better things, and you wanna know what, people said Liverpool FC couldn’t survive without him, just as they said they couldn’t survive without me, just as they’re saying they couldn’t survive without you, but you know what sonny, he couldn’t survive without Liverpool, neither could I, and neither I don’t think, can you. Liverpool was made for us and we were made for Liverpool”
Stevie suddenly awoke in his room, a dream, it must’ve been a dream, he reassured himself, he stood up and headed downstairs to the kitchen to get himself a drink to calm himself down, when all of a sudden, another, colder, harsher breeze emerged from the still open window, Stevie turned around, and was shocked to be faced by his manager Rafael Benitez
It would more likely be: who the fook are you calling 'sonny'. . Just serve me fecking beer you ol cnut... before thumping him with a box of phil collins cds.
Haha 'when you've won 13 the fifth aint that important'. Sounds like it was written by Plech!
I've got my arse against the screen.
Some of the guys on there want him to go into management.
Liverpool players never do that do they? They become TV stars.
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There lies the problem.
I watched Kompany go off the pitch and he was seriously pissed off in his facial expression but he didn't start jumping up and down punching the grass, he just walked off the pitch, he controlled his emotion, ready to win the next game and the one after that, ready to pounce if Liverpool slipped up and their captain made sure they did slip up.