RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

JustAFan said:
How many freaking Kings do they have over there?
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Beardsley was the first.

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Mali_Zeus said:
Sorry for my ignorance but this commentator, is he a real thing or is someone having fun.
I mean if its real that guy is not very well.
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It's very obviously a parody.

However it does say it all about Liverpool fans when it's difficult to know the different between genuine and parody.
 
JamesB__ said:
It's very obviously a parody.

However it does say it all about Liverpool fans when it's difficult to know the different between genuine and parody.
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People not knowing if those videos are a parody or not does not reflect badly on Liverpool fans whatsoever.
 
SteveJ said:
A Captain, a Captain; my Kingdom for a Captain!

There will never be another like him again. Ever. The day Steven George Gerrard puts up his boots, I will forever watch football with an underlying sense of sorrow. I am sure older men who had their own conquering heroes will sympathise. And yet I still think there will never be another like him again. Ever. My kids will grow up worshipping the leather kickers of their day; but I will have to sit them down with disappointment and let them know that those heroes are false idols and that they didn’t have the fortune to be alive when a man turned the odds on its head, again and again, playing with destiny like the Gods.

This sounds silly, it’s exaggerated surely, but it was incredible to watch Gerrard battle and take everyone on the ride with him. Liverpool fans have given Fowler the nickname of ‘God’ but they got that one wrong in my opinion. Only one player in Liverpool’s history deserves to be compared to a deity. And if you were to compare Gerrard to a deity; you’d compare him with Atlas. For he held the sky up, the world on his back; so that Liverpool could see more of the glory days. For 15 years, other stars shone in our constellation; but they faded or were pulled away by the stronger gravity of other celestial bodies. All but one star, for 15 years, he fought the forces; he didn’t succumb; and if need be he would light the sky himself. He became the Alpha and the Omega, whenever we seemed to need it.

But cruelly, he couldn’t control the fates all the time. He is then, just a man. A special kind of man, a leader of men. A Captain. A symbol for others. He followed the path that’s hard to tread. It’s more than football; it’s about life. Find a person that is willing to forgo the easy, the immediate, the instantly gratifying and do it tough. It’s not common, it’s special. This is a long-winded piece to simply say, Steven George Gerrard was special; he was a beacon. If you hadn’t witnessed some of his feats and somebody was telling you his stories; you’d think they were talking about a movie. He made us dream beyond what was reasonably possible. This is what real leaders do and the inspiration they sow into our hearts is why we follow them.

Stevie will soon have to put down his sword and the load he has been carrying. He kept the darkness at bay, but the war rages on…A Captain, a Captain; my Kingdom for a Captain!
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Reply #864 on: Today at 09:46:04 AM »

@Mods..

For me RAWK and some of its writers are the Bible of writing.
Can we please have a thread dedicated exclusively to the personal write ups on Steven Gerrard. We have some really really great amazing superior writers here and the readers of RAWK will have the privilege of living those Stevie G memories in their mesmerising words.

Thoughts Please?

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« Reply #1141 on: Today at 01:57:11 PM »
I think we need to focus on getting a team that's capable of challenging higher up the league before we can consistently challenge for the league and IMO, it's improving the team by buying the right players in terms of what they can do on the pitch and what they'd bring to the team in that sense.


The feck is this?
 
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Parry Gallister said:
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Reply #864 on: Today at 09:46:04 AM »

@Mods..

For me RAWK and some of its writers are the Bible of writing.
Can we please have a thread dedicated exclusively to the personal write ups on Steven Gerrard. We have some really really great amazing superior writers here and the readers of RAWK will have the privilege of living those Stevie G memories in their mesmerising words.

Thoughts Please?

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The feck is this?
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That's scary. Really scary.
 
RAWKite said:
If other club and players have any sense and love for this beautiful game, they should form guard of honour for Stevie when we play them. That is the least they can do knowing they won't be lucky to see him again in this league and what the league will be missing.
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The only player that deserves a guard of honour is Demba Ba.
 
They will be signing the Gerrard song instead:lol: Guard of honour for Steve Me:lol:
 


Wow.

My contrary opinion is that every ground he plays at should play some shit phil collins song right up until the teams walk out onto the pitch, then quickly turn it off to see if he loses it again and punches someone.
 
Chelsea and United had a couple of guard of honour things when they both respectively won the league.

They'd suggest anything to make it feel like Liverpool and Gerrard actually won the league eh?
 
my abiding memory of Gerrard will be scoring at our ground and insisting on kissing the camera.
Only to end up winning nothing, and see our boys kissing the league trophy.

That end to last year was written by a mean, but legendary person. It was too good. It took us all to that point of, they're really gonna win the league, however much we tried to fight it. All the Scouse legends were in their court suits, all the fans showed up 32 hours before the ground repeating "we're gonna win the league".


and then Demba Ba.

I had it on a feed in the background, and was chatting on fb...and a mate just wrote babababababababababababababababababaabab

10secs later was shock and sheer glory. The sort of glory they've had in our failures for years!
 
Strange crowd over there alright. I'd be interested to see what their reaction to seeing the likes of Giggs, Scholes and Lampard retire/leave the PL was, because they seem convinced that the inevitable lack of standing ovations/guards of honour for the departing Gerrard is a sign of the general cnutishness of all English football fans (except them of course).
 
2cents said:
Strange crowd over there alright. I'd be interested to see what their reaction to seeing the likes of Giggs, Scholes and Lampard retire/leave the PL was, because they seem convinced that the inevitable lack of standing ovations/guards of honour for the departing Gerrard is a sign of the general cnutishness of all English football fans (except them of course).
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http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=276163.0
 
Half of their posters think that they're poets; the other half seem convinced that they live in the Lord of the Rings or something. That is surely a form of mental illness, and I'm not sure if I should be laughing any more.
 
MrMarcello said:
Good start, but substitute 'pitch' for 'floor' and let it flow.
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:lol: You're right, that's miles better. I'll let someone else finish it off though I think :nervous:

Edit: Looked up the lyrics, actually it fits pretty nicely...

I see Stevie slippin' on the pitch tonight, Demba
And he's been waiting for this moment for all his life, Demba
Can you see him slippin' on the pitch tonight, Demba, Demba

Well if he told you he was slipping, you would not lend a hand
I've seen his face before my friend, but I don't know if he knows how to win
Well I was there and I saw what he did, I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can't wipe off that grin, they said he would win
It's all been a pack of lies

And I see Stevie slippin' on the pitch tonight, Demba
And he's been waiting for this moment for all his life, Demba
I see Stevie slippin' on the pitch tonight, Demba
And he's been waiting for this moment for all his life, Demba, Demba

Well I remember, I remember, don't worry, how could I ever forget
It was the last time, the last time he had a chance
But I know the reason why he keeps slippin' up, oh no he don't fool me
Well the hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to Stevie G

I see Stevie slippin' on the pitch tonight, Demba
He's been waiting for this moment for all his life, Demba
I see Stevie slippin' on the pitch tonight, Demba, Demba
He's been waiting for this moment for all his life, Demba
I see Stevie slippin' on the pitch tonight, Demba
He's been waiting for this moment for all his life, Demba
I see Stevie slippin' on the pitch tonight, Demba, Demba, Demba
Well he's been waiting for this moment for all his life, Demba, Demba

I see Stevie slippin' on the pitch tonight, Demba, Demba, Demba, Demba
Well he's been waiting for this moment for all his life, Demba, Demba, Demba Ba​
 
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