RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

I've been having a serious think, :wenger: about these Liverpool Commentator videos.

It's a funny idea but there's too much repetition because each goal/incident is replayed so each new joke is immediately repeated and the accompanying thematic funnies also repeated and consequently get a little bit flogged to death. I have to conclude that they need to lose the replays, less is more.

That's what I reckon anyway, it's been worrying me.
 
That's not a quote obv, so here's RAWK HQ spreading festive peace and goodwill. Being cheesed off with 10th place and not recognising the excellence of the team's current form and thinking Brendan might have something to do with it is BANG out of order.

RAWK backs the manager. Yes, of course people can constructively opine on what they like and don't like. No-one will stop that

You on the other hand just make people lose the will to tolerate you. That's some achievement on here

We all have choices. I am assuming you will exercise the right one. If you can't then that's ok... we all struggle with choices at times and others come along and make them for you
 
For those who find these videos funny:



Tbf, the way I look at is him repeating the same jokes is just him being realistic. The fact that some of them say 5 times to Real Madrid is proof that they seem to use a few phrases ("FA", "Mr. Ferguson", "5 times", "YAWN") for everything without really thinking. He's repeating the same material because that's what Liverpool fans have been doing for decades.

People are debating if its real or not? :lol:

You could argue that that says as much about them as it does about us.
 
You are not wrong. Ppl are all the same, isn't it?

Well as has been said on here before, there's so many wums on RAWK that it's hard to tell. Alot of them are actually a parody of themselves so its difficult to separate the actual Liverpool fans from the United/Everton fans who love tormenting them.

That said, if they had a RedCafe thread, there's plenty of posts on here they'd laugh at.
 
Leicester 2-2
New Year, same RAWK:

And with that the shoots of recovery are trampled over. We are such a mentally weak team. So fragile. Just not in any way good enough.

Can't even be arsed getting angry with that, it always looked likely to happen. Think we just have to accept there are some things with this team that just aren't going to be fixed. It doesn't matter who plays, it's the same problems every week.

I suspect top four is gone. Not because there's too many points to make up but because I just don't think this team is capable of stringing a run of results together.

That game just sums up this sham of a team. Woeful.

It's all on Rodgers.

Gerrard FC FFS.

No player should be bigger than the club.

Mignolet. feck me

Rodgers too afraid to disagree with his landlord.

Gerrard probably threatened to raise his rent

NEVER HAS THERE BEEN A MORE FRUSTRATING TEAM THAN LIVERPOOL. feckING SHIT.
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Never been so angry this season. Perfect chance to catch up blown. fecking hell.

Hodgsonesque second half. I really thought we'd turned it around but we're a million miles off top 4.
 
Yep, RAWK not happy with Hollywood:

There's an obvious passenger in the team, its clear as day.

What the feck was Gerrard doing for that last corner?

Was he trying to shoot from that angle?

It's amazing when the fella who scored both of your goals is probably the biggest problem.

Baffled by the line-up, baffled by the substitutions. First time I've said this but the inclusion of Gerrard upset the balance of the team.

No surprise Gerrrard comes back and the whole fabric if the side is off. Rodgers outdone by Pearson big time. Shameful.

Shoehorned in. Result: No 3 points
 
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I'm so fecking angry I've got a headache. I can't believe how shit that was. Fabio fecking Borini is one of the worst players I've ever seen play for Liverpool... That was so bad, disgustingly bad. And Borini I'm sorry to say is just depressingly bad.

We only got a point thanks to shocking decisions from the ref.

Could put a block of cheese in goal and we'd have better luck.

He's fecking awful. Like a dog chasing cars. Has no idea what to do once the dog gets to the car. That's Borini and the football. fecking hell.

Lots of positives to take from that match:

1. We didn't lose. 1 point thank you very much!
2. A Liverpudlian scored a cracker.
3. Gerrard had a 66% conversion rate. Always good to have a player on the pitch in case we get a peno.
4. All of Rodgers' substitutions made a difference. Well, Lambert didn't do much, but he didn't have a lot of time. He did nearly win a header against Cambiasso though. So there's that. The other 2 stopped goal-bound shots.
5. Skrtel didn't have a bad game.
6. Hendo volleyed a ball.
7. Mignolet caught crosses.

Onwards and upwards!

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the Gerrard-ANYONE midfield doesn't work.

Rodgers can honestly feck off for not having the balls to stick with a winning team. Henderson is our BEST midfielder and needs to be playing centrally. Our midfield was absolutely wank today. Only players to walk away with credit today for me are Coutinho(another great performance) and Sakho.

On a day where we could have significantly reduced the gap on top 4 with united and arsenal dropping points at tough away games we can't beat the bottom team in the league at home after being handed 2 soft penalties.

Utter fecking c*nts

he man is a fraud mate. A blagger. No managerial acumen. Got lucky last season. Found out this.

And now we await Rogers' reaction.
 
Lots of positives to take from that match:

1. We didn't lose. 1 point thank you very much!
2. A Liverpudlian scored a cracker.
3. Gerrard had a 66% conversion rate. Always good to have a player on the pitch in case we get a peno.
4. All of Rodgers' substitutions made a difference. Well, Lambert didn't do much, but he didn't have a lot of time. He did nearly win a header against Cambiasso though. So there's that. The other 2 stopped goal-bound shots.
5. Skrtel didn't have a bad game.
6. Hendo volleyed a ball.
7. Mignolet caught crosses.

Onwards and upwards!


got to get this fella to give motivational speeches.....
 
His accent is about as thick as it gets. Scouse isn't the easiest accent in the world to understand but they don't all speak like that.

They do all sound that scummy though and look that scummy and pretty much are that scummy.
 
Lots of positives to take from that match:

1. We didn't lose. 1 point thank you very much!
2. A Liverpudlian scored a cracker.
3. Gerrard had a 66% conversion rate. Always good to have a player on the pitch in case we get a peno.
4. All of Rodgers' substitutions made a difference. Well, Lambert didn't do much, but he didn't have a lot of time. He did nearly win a header against Cambiasso though. So there's that. The other 2 stopped goal-bound shots.
5. Skrtel didn't have a bad game.
6. Hendo volleyed a ball.
7. Mignolet caught crosses.

Onwards and upwards!


got to get this fella to give motivational speeches.....
So a positive is Skrtel not having a bad game or Henderson volleying a ball?! Jeez

Love it
 
Lots of positives to take from that match:

1. We didn't lose. 1 point thank you very much!
2. A Liverpudlian scored a cracker.
3. Gerrard had a 66% conversion rate. Always good to have a player on the pitch in case we get a peno.
4. All of Rodgers' substitutions made a difference. Well, Lambert didn't do much, but he didn't have a lot of time. He did nearly win a header against Cambiasso though. So there's that. The other 2 stopped goal-bound shots.
5. Skrtel didn't have a bad game.
6. Hendo volleyed a ball.
7. Mignolet caught crosses.

Onwards and upwards!


got to get this fella to give motivational speeches.....
Hendo volleyed a ball. FFS. :lol::lol::lol:
 
Wonder what the meltdown will be like when Gerrard announces he won't renew in a couple days time.
 
Lots of positives to take from that match:

1. We didn't lose. 1 point thank you very much!
2. A Liverpudlian scored a cracker.
3. Gerrard had a 66% conversion rate. Always good to have a player on the pitch in case we get a peno.
4. All of Rodgers' substitutions made a difference. Well, Lambert didn't do much, but he didn't have a lot of time. He did nearly win a header against Cambiasso though. So there's that. The other 2 stopped goal-bound shots.
5. Skrtel didn't have a bad game.
6. Hendo volleyed a ball.
7. Mignolet caught crosses.

Onwards and upwards!


got to get this fella to give motivational speeches.....

This is obviously one of us, a blue or a classic WUM.
 
"He's fecking awful. Like a dog chasing cars. Has no idea what to do once the dog gets to the car. That's Borini and the football. fecking hell."

:lol::lol::lol:
 
Lots of positives to take from that match:

1. We didn't lose. 1 point thank you very much!
2. A Liverpudlian scored a cracker.
3. Gerrard had a 66% conversion rate. Always good to have a player on the pitch in case we get a peno.
4. All of Rodgers' substitutions made a difference. Well, Lambert didn't do much, but he didn't have a lot of time. He did nearly win a header against Cambiasso though. So there's that. The other 2 stopped goal-bound shots.
5. Skrtel didn't have a bad game.
6. Hendo volleyed a ball.
7. Mignolet caught crosses.

Onwards and upwards!


got to get this fella to give motivational speeches.....
That's genius :lol:
 
Every time someone mentioned Lambert, that post "I didn't know what false #9 was, until we signed Lambert" always spring to mind. It's fecking gold.