RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

Red Dreams said:
tell you what...if we wrote a script like this..(Stevie slipping an the rest) for Liverpool before the season had started....we would have been seen as desperate.

Scousers...love em....
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There was suggestion that last year, was to them, what 1990 was to United, now it's transpired that's it's just another 2009 situation it's nothing short of fking brilliant.
 
DJ Jeff said:
It's hilarious. What actually transpired last season is like a United version of that RAWK post with the massive long fantasy in 07/08 about a United-Liverpool CL final where they win 6-0 and Nev's legs fall of.
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That's so true. :lol:

Even in a really horrible season, they provided us with the sweetest schadenfreude imaginable.
 
gasmanc said:
There was suggestion that last year, was to them, what 1990 was to United, now it's transpired that's it's just another 2009 situation it's nothing short of fking brilliant.
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The parallels they drew... Them taking the place of a falling giant (us). Worked out well for them eh
 
Just me that doesn't find those videos funny at all?

He's quite clearly not scouse. Terrible imitation of the world's worst accent.
 
They succeed in being completely ridiculous but also having more than a bit of truth in them. So I vote :lol:.

The Palace one is fantastic.
 
marukomu said:
I think Matherto is from St. Helens. Almost a scouser.
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The Man Himself said:
I somehow always thought he was Liverpool fan.
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That's fighting talk that is :nono:

I just think it might be his voice that kills it for me, doesn't sound scouse yet still sounds horrible. Pretty much exactly what someone who can't do a scouse accent would sound like. Could very well be because I'm from St. Helens so hear plastic-scouse accents on a daily basis.

Also as much as we mock RAWK for being ridiculous, it's almost too much of a parody to be funny, even they wouldn't be screaming offside at Torres when he's clearly miles inside his own half.
 
matherto said:
That's fighting talk that is :nono:

I just think it might be his voice that kills it for me, doesn't sound scouse yet still sounds horrible. Pretty much exactly what someone who can't do a scouse accent would sound like. Could very well be because I'm from St. Helens so hear plastic-scouse accents on a daily basis.

Also as much as we mock RAWK for being ridiculous, it's almost too much of a parody to be funny, even they wouldn't be screaming offside at Torres when he's clearly miles inside his own half.
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Agree that guy overdid it in Chelsea one. The Palace one is the most funny.
 
They think they're unlucky with injuries. Bless.

I wish United were that unlucky.

edit: Though to be fair that's one or two. Most of them rightly blaming the transfer strategy.
 
Finish 2nd.

Sell Suarez.

Sign Lambert.

Sign Balotelli.

Wonder why your season falls to shit.

Or in non-football terms.

Seduce Kelly Brook.

Decide she doesn't look that great naked, so jib her off.

Seduce Anne Widdecombe.

Seduce Janet Street-Porter

Wonder why Mila Kunis isn't returning your calls.
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Sturridge has more league goals than Balotelli, Borini and Lambert combined. And he's been out since August.
 
Ødegaard said:
Finish 2nd.

Sell Suarez.

Sign Lambert.

Sign Balotelli.

Wonder why your season falls to shit.

Or in non-football terms.

Seduce Kelly Brook.

Decide she doesn't look that great naked, so jib her off.

Seduce Anne Widdecombe.

Seduce Janet Street-Porter

Wonder why Mila Kunis isn't returning your calls.
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That's bullshit to be fair. They never sold Suarez by choice like the guy tries to claim.

But then again it's RAWK. So bullshit is a step up
 
The fans who were buzzing in the summer about us buying Ricky fecking Meijer and Mario Immobile have absolutely no right to be angry at Rodgers, FSG or anyone else.

Knee jerking, revisionism par excellence.

In fact, they should be banned from posting in the transfer forum.

As for the club, everyone bar Brendan Rodgers that were involved in transfers last summer should be fired and banned from football for life. They have sunk this club and should be treated like the fecking Inept, negligent, wasteful simpletons they are.

Ban them from football for life before they go do damage to Other clubs. They are like the bankers who sunk the world financial system. Dereliction of duty, sack them all.
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Bit much maybe?
 
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