Getsme
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One.Wow since the start of November? How many games had he missed so far with his shoulder injury?
One.Wow since the start of November? How many games had he missed so far with his shoulder injury?
Yeah I got what you meant, that's why I gave a one word post, I suppose I should have put a after it in fairness.Google "rhetorical".
Just been musing that since Liverpool last won the League, I have become a father, and now a grandfather.
Adjusting for Merseyside teen pregnancy rates, we can't be that far off a scouse, great-grandfather wrapping his grandchild's offspring in his trackiee top, explaining how "Injury to the nearly world-class Lucas, has been the greatest barrier to glory since the corrupt FA banned the back-pass!"
Slippy G out to pasture....that was funny.
Remember, we are Liverpool, we are boss.
deluded dipper said:boss post mate
THE BOOK OF THE GOLDEN SKY 1
The Goal
1 In the beginning, there was a City named Liverpool.
2 Now the City was lightless and dark, save for a beacon of shining light in the form of a football club that took the City's name.
3 And it so transpired that the nets in the goals were not red.
4 And the creators of the Universe, the paymasters of the inhabits of this Golden Club, the saviours of its existence, said "Let the Nets be Red", and the Nets were Red.
5 FSG saw that the nets being red were good, and thenceforth the nets were red.
6 And FSG said, "Let there be a guardian of the Nets to separate the Ball from the goal".
7 And the God-King Brendan, who had succeeded the God-King Kenny, looked at the incumbent guardian, Pepe son of Miguel, and found that he was a heathen.
8 And the God-King Brendan turned to his disciple Simon son of Stefan, and said to him "You are a fantastic example of Belgian Engineering and Stoicity, and I will buy you for 9 million pounds".
9 And so the deed was done, and the God-King Brendan assayed to the world that Simon son of Stefan was "one of the top goalkeepers in the Premier League".
10 And the High Priest and Adherents of the Liverpool Faith at RAWK were happy.
11 And the God-King Brendan saw the unceasing efforts that Simon son of Stefan made in his duties as the custodian of the Nets, and he was very good.
12And so the God-King Brendan found out that 9 million pounds was a fantastic bargain for an excellent shot stopper and a top, top example of Belgian Engineering and Stoicity.
13 And the God-King Brendan looked up at the firmament and thanked the legendary God-Kings, Shanks and Paisley, and thanked Fowler, and they blessed him.
14 And so Simon son of Stefan became another shining light in the constellation that is the Club of Liverpool.
15 And there is still a Golden Sky.
Cantona
Re: Prematch thread: Crystal Palace v LFC-- Sun 23rd, 13.30 kickoff
« Reply #117 on: Yesterday at 12:07:13 AM »
It's quite astonishing the lack of faith some of you have in your squad without Sturridge, there's plenty of quality there and with respect it's only Palace. I'd be very surprised if you weren't something like 3-0 up with 10 mins to go.
Touché
Good subtle trolling.
Would that "golden sky" shite above then mean that Suarez was the "Golden Dawn"
Behaviour seems to fit.
Quality, but less funny when:
Rojo has the most appearances as CB in MUFC this season and he has dislocated shoulder since start of November and didn't have work permit until half of September.
Spawny as the primordial ooze. feck off.
I'm going to keep deleting posts in here until the game is finished, feck knows why so many of you are posting.
Anything better than 5 defeats is a bonus
Palace's first win since September!!!!
I expect nothing over the next five games.
(Arsenal 1 - 2 Man Utd) Is there any way Utd can be docked three points after this, like the Serbia-Albania game?