RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition
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Probably flocking to Anfield akin to religious freaks flocking to locations where a Jesus or Virgin Mary apparition appear.
Six hours ago today, the Saint Rafa Benitez appeared for three professional footballers in a West Derby park bush, prompting tens of thousands of pilgrimages.
The footballers had completed their training session at Melwood training ground, and decided to take a walk outside the perimeter. On the northwest perimeter of Melwood, the great Steven Gerrard, the almost world class Lucas Leiva, and the ever-fouling Martin Skrtel, all senior players, saw a vision of Rafa in a blue veil and white gown, Liverpool Echo reports.
Their claim sent 70,000 fans and RAWKites to the site within minutes. Many visitors said they felt a breeze and the scent of Spanish food coming from the bush, while others said the bush had healing powers. Meanwhile, some skeptics claimed the whole thing was a "mass hallucination," the paper reported. It was rumored Sir Alex Ferguson and the FA may have duped the club once again.
Rumor had it that Rafa's visage will appear again on Dec 5th. The bush has been adorned with rosaries, prayer cards, hubcaps, and numerous items bearing Rafa's face. The crowd began to dwindle shortly after a rash of vandalism and reports of stolen vehicles, but the bush -- and a wooden Mickey Mouse cup -- still stand at the site today.
I am waiting on RAWK condemning Rodgers and his pre-historic training methods.
Funny how he's broken down twice in training at Scousepool when he was close to a return. That's surely down to their rehabilitation program and nothing to do with anyone else, although it does appear he is made of glass as he can't train for 2 days after playing.
Scousepool a 1 man team, who'd have thought it?
This is bullshit to even think about jokingly. Kelly Brook looks tip top when she's in the nip.
Albeit 5 sizes bigger than the photo-shopped press photos.
Chances are the only thing that guy ever "jibbed off" is himself to a pic of Suarez.
I don't think the vids are that funny but one thing they have got down to a tee is the Scouse trait of diminishing the opposition's goals or players any time they score against them. The "that was a fecking elbow" or "that was a cross!" for a push in the chest or a long range strike is RAWK to a tee. A truly idiosyncratic scouse trait along with thinking up ridiculous scorelines/scenarios when talking about an upcoming game featuring a rival (e.g. Arsenal will beat us 4-3 with a Welbeck hat trick, which I'm willing to bet one of them has posted already).
You joke mate, but seeing daniel in those adverts made me very uneasy. Is it possible a Manc plant managed to sabotage his food, poisoning dan, which is why his injuries are so frequent? Stranger things have happened
You joke mate, but seeing daniel in those adverts made me very uneasy. Is it possible a Manc plant managed to sabotage his food, poisoning dan, which is why his injuries are so frequent? Stranger things have happened
Where ? When ?
a Manc plant sabotaged his subway!I can never tell if they are joking on there or not...
Go on Studgie lad, them Manchesters sabotaging your food is bang out of order, I'm not fockin' 'avin that, it's bang out of order, this was our year.....
Yup, it's already been pinned on Hodgson by a few posters in their Sturridge thread.
As an aside, they are being quite innovative in finding new ways to have player threads. Fight the oppression, RAWKites!
His sandwich was offside!
I know videos by the same guy's been posted over and over, but I can't recall this one - one of the best IMO, a really good imitation
That first quote is a lot scarier when you consider it looks quite serious.
Just been musing that since Liverpool last won the League, I have become a father, and now a grandfather.
Adjusting for Merseyside teen pregnancy rates, we can't be that far off a scouse, great-grandfather wrapping his grandchild's offspring in his trackiee top, explaining how "Injury to the nearly world-class Lucas, has been the greatest barrier to glory since the corrupt FA banned the back-pass!"
Adjusting for Merseyside teen pregnancy rates, we can't be that far off a scouse, great-grandfather wrapping his grandchild's offspring in his trackiee top, explaining how "Injury to the nearly world-class Lucas, has been the greatest barrier to glory since the corrupt FA banned the back-pass!"
One can only hope that your kids and grandkids don't ever have to go through Liverpool winning the league in their lifetimes.
I was too young to remember Liverpool winning the league.
I was too young to remember it but I was alive (just) when they last won it. Wish I'd have been born at the end of May instead of March
I remember it all too well and trust me, that smugness you saw at them having a good season whilst we faltered last year was just the tip of the iceberg.
The media was always fawning over them. The fans were "the most knowledgeable and sporting" according to everyone in the media.
Those of us who went to Anfield away felt differently.
I waited for the gushing tributes for Fergie and his teams, but, while there was a little admiration in the 90's, the media always found a way to stick the boot in.
Not much has changed. (witness their brave charge, lead by their courageous captain, surely deserving to win the league last year)
They need to go fifty years, to purge the papers, TV and radio of sympathisers.
If that seemed a little vitriolic, believe me, I was toning it down.
I wouldn't care at all about their media sympathy (I pay no attention to the footballing media, twitter, pundits etc and just switch on a match at the first minute and switch off at the 90th) if they didn't twin their hilarious over-representation in punditry and journalism with a victim complex towards the media. Hansen, Lawrenson, Carragher, Souness, Murphy, Thompson etc are all you see when you switch on the telly yet apparently the media are out to get them.
tbh, since I was only ever interested in what United were doing, pretty much all of Liverpool's glory years passed me by. Pretty much everyone at school supported either United or Shitty, anyone who supported another team were looked at a bit funny.
If they didn't keep carping on about it, I wouldn't have known that they had won more than 1 European Cup or had ever won the league.
The only things I remember about Scousepool is that they beat us in a European match in the early 70's which really upset me and in the 80's the actions of their supporters stopped English teams from playing in Europe for several years, which was a bit tough on Everton and meant that we wouldn't be in it when we won the league.
If they didn't keep carping on about it, I wouldn't have known that they had won more than 1 European Cup or had ever won the league.
The only things I remember about Scousepool is that they beat us in a European match in the early 70's which really upset me and in the 80's the actions of their supporters stopped English teams from playing in Europe for several years, which was a bit tough on Everton and meant that we wouldn't be in it when we won the league.
I know videos by the same guy's been posted over and over, but I can't recall this one - one of the best IMO, a really good imitation
is this gift grub?The first part is actually true to an extent. There were theories that Robben's injury proneness was fixed by altering his diet. Whether it's true or not though.
A players diet is extremely important. If he isn't getting enough protein, for example, his muscles won't be repairing properly.
Fully aware of the importance of protein intake for athletes. Meant more the idea that Sturridge has been built with a totally crap diet.
I know videos by the same guy's been posted over and over, but I can't recall this one - one of the best IMO, a really good imitation
Slippy G out to pasture....that was funny.
Quality, but less funny when:
Rojo has the most appearances as CB in MUFC this season and he has dislocated shoulder since start of November and didn't have work permit until half of September.
Wow since the start of November? How many games had he missed so far with his shoulder injury?
Actually only one, thanks to international football.