RAWK Goes Into Meltdown | 2013/14

His performances will go a long way determining if Liverpool will win the league in 2013/14.
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Now ignoring the farcical comment of Liverpool winning the league, who is this mysterious player I hear you ask? Suarez? Gerrard? Sturridge? Perhap's new goalkeeper Mignolet? Nope, in fact it is Jay Spearing...
 
Future world class player Jonjo Shelvey has gone to Swansea, are RAWK reminiscing about that one time he blamed Fergie for getting him sent off?
 
All the best lad, keep winding up the Mancs.
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Good lad and good luck at Swansea. Get your shooting boots on, smash a couple into the back of the net on your debut against United and ruin Gollum's big day.
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Good luck Shelvey. Lovely comments from him. It didn't work out, but we'll remember you for laying into Ferguson!
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Always be remembered!

TmNRod
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Still a Legend for telling Fergie to feck off, good luck with your career lad!
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Good luck Jonjo. You will always be in my good books for calling out that govan tramp.
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I know people seem to rate him, but how far have we fallen if the likes of Shelvey leaving is almost universally mourned, when he's not exactly set the world alight in his rare actually starts for the first team?
Some of you seem to give more of a shit that he hold Fergie to feck off, making him a 'legend'.

He'd have been more of a legend had he been brilliant when he played against Man Utd and scored a few past them.
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Just from the first two pages and they call us obsessed.

(I get there's an irony in there somewhere.)
 
Red For Ever said:
Thanks Shaggy - Unbelievable isn't it

Life must be tough being a dipper, but it must be even tougher when you're stupid.



It is clear that Moyes is a very average manager. I don't think that is any doubt whatsoever.​
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Therefore, if Moyes continues the success at the club as if nothing had changed, then I think you'd have to accept that the previous manager was also very average and had been carried along by the club and their success.​
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Pretty straightforward idea that. I'm convinced that Moyes will be as successful as Ferguson. It's inevitable. If he is then there can be no doubt as to the abilities of the previous manager.​
The list of managers that have won it twice is pretty big. And how many of them had been at a club with the unlimited funds Ferguson had for so long?​

18 Managers have won it twice. Bob won it thrice. ​
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Which ever way you paint it, Fergusons record with all that cash is pretty dire.​
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Truly incredible. It's as if they've totally ignored how Fergie picked the club up, and how Moyes is picking it up!

Unlimited funds?! Cripes, they want to check out Chelsea and City for unlimited funds.

Or even the classic net spend charts of the last 5 years, where Pool have outspent us!
 
They will take pleasure literally anywhere they can get it now.

He's not good enough to start for Swansea, incidentally.
 
Sandikan said:
Truly incredible. It's as if they've totally ignored how Fergie picked the club up, and how Moyes is picking it up!

Unlimited funds?! Cripes, they want to check out Chelsea and City for unlimited funds.

Or even the classic net spend charts of the last 5 years, where Pool have outspent us!
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The irony is that they have spend more in transfers that us in last 10 years, probably also during the entire Premier League era.
 
Sandikan said:
Truly incredible. It's as if they've totally ignored how Fergie picked the club up, and how Moyes is picking it up!

Unlimited funds?! Cripes, they want to check out Chelsea and City for unlimited funds.

Or even the classic net spend charts of the last 5 years, where Pool have outspent us!
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Fergie won the first CL in "hard mode." He put English football back to the map. Of course they conveniently ignore it.
 
Revan said:
The irony is that they have spend more in transfers that us in last 10 years, probably also during the entire Premier League era.
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According to Transfer League, Liverpools spend is 267m, and Uniteds is 213m.

They'll tell you that the Ronaldo sale fecks the numbers, which is bollocks.
 
Earthquake said:
According to Transfer League, Liverpools spend is 267m, and Uniteds is 213m.

They'll tell you that the Ronaldo sale fecks the numbers, which is bollocks.
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Well their Torres sale should have done the same for them, but then they bought Andy fecking Carrol with the money.
 
Earthquake said:
According to Transfer League, Liverpools spend is 267m, and Uniteds is 213m.

They'll tell you that the Ronaldo sale fecks the numbers, which is bollocks.
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Yep. In a discussion about Rafa in RAWK I mentioned that he should have win a PL title considering tha amount of money Liverpool spend during those years (almost twice as United). Predictably, they just ignored that and continued that SAF was successful cause he had a lot of money to spend. And because of the referees.
 
:lol: "Gave him a huge serve... As he was walking down the tunnel being sent off after 30 minutes.. In a game we went on to lose..."

Wankers :lol:
 
You know what we should do? We should go over to redcafe and make a note of all their overly optimistic posts about how Moyes will be brilliant, they'll win everything and how much they'll laugh at us for starting this thread. If you haven't seen the thread on there, it's the one where Andy gets called a c*nt, twat or a gobshite every other post (so a bit like nearly every thread on here then.) The good part is though, we just do it in secret in one of those invisible from Google threads we've got. Then, when Moyes starts fecking them up and they start losing and they start calling for his head, we can make it visible at the end of the season and make a fecking show of them and show them up for the fecking hypocrites they are, all while we knock one out while imagining the bruising their sisters are going to get. But if he does turn into the Moyesiah and wins everything, we can keep it invisible and all have a secret cry wank about how wrong we got it. Win fecking win.

Or, and I know this might be a bit extreme for some tastes, we can leave them to their own devices safe in the knowledge that the people from their site who constantly call us dippers from the luxury of their economically thriving metropolis, who have got the fecking time or inclination to keep trying to infiltrate here or read our posts and report back, haven't even got a sister or a close cousin to shag so have to find another pinnacle for their day. Who's with me?

I just wish all Manc fans were like Jonno to be honest.
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Congrats on making it to the famous RedCafe, you full retard. :D Fair play on the invisible thread.
 
fishfingers15 said:
Congrats on making it to the famous RedCafe, you full retard. :D Fair play on the invisible thread.
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The irony of the last line is just fantastic.

Jonnos a united supporter who hates three quarters of our players and rags on every performance but talks up rival squads to delusional levels.

If he was a pool supporter hed be banned from rawk in 10 posts with his attitude.
 
I wish we make an invisible Rawk thread which is even funnier than the visible Rawk thread and release it to the world at the most opportune time. Should get Damien or Niall to work on this.
 
:lol: There's an ad on this page for me - Official 2012/2013 Liverpool Kits from ONLY £10!
 
The Cafe has very few "overly optimistic" posts about Moyes anyway. Most have been pretty negative about his appointment and Fergie retiring.

Certainly haven't seen anything on the CAF on the levels of deluded "Brendan will make us Barcelona" type posts like on RAWK.
 
shaggy said:
Jonno is a raging bellend and a closet Liverpool fan.
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Jonno from what I could understand has supported United for decades but don't like United players that much, and don't belittle their players. Not that a good poster though. The only way to survive RAWK for a United fan though. I went there in peace but at the moment I said that Rafa's facts speech was potentiallythe most embarrassing conference in the history of the league, he should have won a title with them considering that he spend almost twice as much as Fergie during those 6 years and that SAF didn't bought the referees, I was ban threatened. Anyway, Moyes thread on RAWK could be fun in May.
 
Lol that jonno guy who is clearly just a mod with a ghost account trying to act like a 'non twat' United fan. It's so thinly veiled that a toddler could have made it up. :lol:

The levels of stupidity are hilarious. Andy spoken like he literally isn't someone taking a shit on a keyboard and pressing enter. :lol: fecking hell, she's winding up the goods now lads. Hopefully we get another good season out of this putrid lot.
 
ghaliboy said:
Lol that jonno guy who is clearly just a mod with a ghost account trying to act like a 'non twat' United fan. It's so thinly veiled that a toddler could have made it up. :lol:
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Nope, he doesn't seem to be anything like that.
 
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