RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

[Feeky Magee]

Carroll if they had only paid £10-£15m you would not single out. In fact you would most likely consider him a good signing. Its his ridiculous tranfer fee that is against him. I will be very surprised is he doesnt score 15 PL goals this season and in general be a real threat.

Adam is going to be a really good player for them. He will finish in the top 5 assists at the end of this season. But he wont be any good when they are chasing games, only at home when they have plenty of the ball.

Don't you constantly quote Berbatov's fee against him?

As far as Adam goes, I think he'll probably be considered to individually had a good season come May, but not really to the benefit of the team. He's alright on the ball, though he gives it away too much and has a tendency to go for the Hollywood pass, it's off the ball where he's patently not good enough. Did you see Sunderland's goal today? A pathetic attempt by Adam to block the cross. I guarantee Liverpool's points-per-game will be higher with him out of the team. I hope to feck he plays against us in October, it'll be a nice contrast to the last few visits to Anfield and getting outworked in midfield.

Anyway, all this talk is more suited to other threads, this thread should be kept to laughing at RAWK.

 

[Feeky Magee]

Mr Alex Ferguson's sent out the message to give us nothing

Knows its the only way he is going to stop the reds coming up the hill!

I've missed footballed incredibly over the summer, but my blood pressure certainly hasn't.

These corrupt officials will be the death of me.

Another shocking decision goes against us. Same old same old it seems.

Just need a Ref that's not bent

Then this game really would be over at half time

I don't know. I think it's quite nice of the FA to let Sunderland experiencing it again how it is to have Bent working in their favour.

One rules for us, one rule for others.

Shout for handball and nothing given. Surprise surprise.

the refs are bent

dowd is a fecking c*nt. honest to fecking god. feck off you prick. this will happen to us until whisky nose dies. fecking hell.

And I could only be arsed to look at the first 10 pages of their 50-page match thread. Most of that above is written by their in-game writers who are supposed to be the most sensible lads on the forum.

 

[Denis' cuff]

He hasn't managed in donkey's years. And it shows.

ha, thought you meant Adams. ee-ore


I reckon I would've won titles with the team that was handed onto Dogleash in the late 80s and I bet Adams and Robbo wouldn't've minded the money he was given at Blackburn

Must be a reasonable manager but a top manager? Never.

 

[Sky1981]

FAO RAWKITES:

Stop blaming the fecking ref. You lot fail to score in the 90 minutes match, end off.

Next year is your year, here's a tip : buy a ref next season

 

[Denis' cuff]

this is the same ref who bottled sending Carragher off for his assault on Nani and another nearly as bad today - yet they still complain about the ref.

 

[Wumminator]

Someone posted this on RAWK. I don't even know where to begin.

 

[SharkyMcShark]

I love it

 

[Plechazunga]

to be fair that's not far off

 

[Kraftwerker]

 

[MikeUpNorth]

What thread is that from?

 

[nimic]

 

[krazyrobus]

We gotta invite that Rawkite to Redcafe, that picture is legendary!

 

[Redlambs]

Nicely done that man!

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Nice one. Although, that picture is completely wrong.

I refuse to believe that CAF'tards have such large penises.

 

[#07]

Ah so that's the legendary Liverpudlian wit I've heard so much about..?

 

[kietotheworld]

So true.

 

[Giggzinho]

genius, its bang on!

 

[SteveJ]

Great cartoon but, my, those RAWKites' comments on the match are a little unrealistic; are we supposed to believe that, when Liverpool have a disappointing result, RAWKites post stuff like: 'Oh well, chin up, chaps! 'Tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune and all that. Onwards and upwards!'?

 

[krazyrobus]

Great cartoon but, my, those RAWKites' comments on the match are a little unrealistic; are we supposed to believe that, when Liverpool have a disappointing result, RAWKites post stuff like: 'Oh well, chin up, chaps! 'Tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune and all that. Onwards and upwards!'?

That's the part that takes the cartoon over the top.

 

[Plan M]

Seconds after Man Utd go 2-1 up against West Brom:

There it is.


feck MY LIFE. SON OF A BITCH

The pain is so intense

standard lucky late goal for them

Don't they realise that consistent late goals are not "luck"? We go for teams until the 90+ minute! Even when we're up against it and not playing well, we still produce results!

They DREAM of Liverpool's players having that winning mentality.

 

[Name Changed]

To be fair, if they scored a late goal there'd be plenty of "lucky cnuts" and similar comments on here.

 

[Fiskey]

I love 'the pain is so intense'.

 

[alastair]

The goal was lucky in the sense that it was deflected, to be fair to them.

 

[JayWalker]

I love 'the pain is so intense'.

 

[Plan M]

I love 'the pain is so intense'.

I know it made me laugh.

Alastair - I know Arsenal pass it sideways for 90 minutes every game but United get winners by getting the ball into the box at a dangerous pace! Sir Alex has always believed in good wing play because it wins matches.

Your lot just pass it about outside the area going nowhere. That's why we win trophies and you & Liverpool don't. They constantly call us "lucky" over at RAWK - every team has their bit of luck in the season but apparantly we have it for 38+ games.

Anyway;

Meh, whatever. We don't need to catch them this season, so feck em. Gone past caring how many times they win, I just want us to be getting back up in to that top 4 and building our squad until we have enough to completely fecking batter the c*nts.

What utter bollocks, is that why he's crying into his glass of bitter lemon right now?

 

[Excal]

I love 'the pain is so intense'.

It's like sad teen girl poetry dug up from old LiveJournal posts.

 

[Plechazunga]

The goal was lucky in the sense that it was deflected, to be fair to them.

It was, but they have the same reaction every single time we score. Even when Rooney scored that overhead kick, half of them were like, "Shinned it. Spawny."

They sit there, watching all our games, and in a large number of them we're drawing or even losing till quite late on, and then we go and win. And every time it's either a fluke, or a gift, or bribery and institutional corruption, or all of them at once. To believe that you literally have to believe in magic.

Having said that, I've said the same thing often enough about Fat Frank's endless fecking spawny deflected goals.

Football fan brain = retard.

 

[Red Dreams]

surprised they did not say we bought the WBA defender for the winner.

 

[alastair]

It was, but they have the same reaction every single time we score. Even when Rooney scored that overhead kick, half of them were like, "Shinned it. Spawny."

They sit there, watching all our games, and in a large number of them we're drawing or even losing till quite late on, and then we go and win. And every time it's either a fluke, or a gift, or bribery and institutional corruption, or all of them at once. To believe that you literally have to believe in magic.

Having said that, I've said the same thing often enough about Fat Frank's endless fecking spawny deflected goals.

Football fan brain = retard.

Yeh, it's no coincidence you win so many games late on. It was just on this occasion it was a tad fortunate/dire defending. I like to believe RAWK aren't real people.

 

[acnumber9]

The goal was lucky in the sense that it was deflected, to be fair to them.

The post said standard lucky late goal. Is that the standard late goal we get? Your constant attempts to defend the idiocy of these people is strange.

 

[alastair]

The post said standard lucky late goal. Is that the standard late goal we get? Your constant attempts to defend the idiocy of these people is strange.

I've just said it's not generally luck, but that one today had an element of it. Not controversial really.

 

[Red Dreams]

Yeh, it's no coincidence you win so many games late on. It was just on this occasion it was a tad fortunate/dire defending. I like to believe RAWK aren't real people.

if the defender had not knocked it in, Fabio was coming in.

Really once a defender is beaten like Young did, it is very difficult to defend.

That is the whole idea of beating the last man.

 

[Plan M]

if the defender had not knocked it in, Fabio was coming in.

Really once a defender is beaten like Young did, it is very difficult to defend.

That is the whole idea of beating the last man.

...is correct!

Anyway, feck all the bitter twats - United have 3 points whilst Arsenal, Chavs and Liverpool all spunked their chances against teams that they should really be beating.

Loving it

 

[acnumber9]

I've just said it's not generally luck, but that one today had an element of it. Not controversial really.

I know you did. That doesn't change the fact you jumped to the defence of somebody who really didn't deserve it. You hav plenty of previous for it where Liverpool are concerned.

 

[Red Dreams]

I know you did. That doesn't change the fact you jumped to the defence of somebody who really didn't deserve it. You hav plenty of previous for it where Liverpool are concerned.

I'm sure being a scouser, he would have enjoyed seeing Phil Nevill and his son in United gear

what is the reaction in RAWK to that?

 

[Lynk]

I can't comment on the match as a whole cos I didn't watch it,but what I will say is the mancs are like us when we were at our peak.

In other words,unless it suits them they rarely settle for a draw, they have an arrogance about them in which they know they are superior to such shite as WBA so why the feck should they be happy to draw with them.

They keep going to the end until the inevitable late goal comes, yes some are dodgy, be it o.g's or pennos but you've got to be attacking to get them in the first place.

Yeah it's frustrating when it happens, but hardly surprising, it just smacks of bitterness to blame it all on luck, refs and cheating etc.

As I said, we pulled countless games around late on in our hey day, it's becomes habit forming for teams capable of doing such things.

This man will be banned, too much sense and non bias.


In before someone calls him a Closet Manc.

 

[Red Dreams]

This man will be banned, too much sense and non bias.


In before someone calls him a Closet Manc.

amazing post from a scouser

he actually knows summat about football.

 

[Plan M]

You get the odd good post at RAWK amongst the pages and pages of bitterness.

 

[alastair]

I know you did. That doesn't change the fact you jumped to the defence of somebody who really didn't deserve it. You hav plenty of previous for it where Liverpool are concerned.

You've started two threads on this forum, of which one was just some bitter shite about Arsenal. I'll know to ignore you now.

 

[Plan M]

Just typical isn't it. Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool fail to win on the opening day of the season, while those lot get another get out of jail card with an own goal.

They must've made one hell of a pact with the devil.

Yep, we're "evil" for winning a football match.