Lance Uppercut
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I'm led to believe it's what the little scallies who go around looking for fights at the footy call themselves.
Seriously.
Mongoloids in Burberry?
I'm led to believe it's what the little scallies who go around looking for fights at the footy call themselves.
Seriously.
I'm off to watch City v Pool on Wednesday and boo the scouse bastards.
Apparently it's a natural reaction to wave an imaginary card...
fecking joke.
If Suarez did this, it would be all over the back pages.
a. It was accepted by all parties (including Mr Suarez) that the phrase “concha de tu hermana” properly translates into English as “f*cking hell”, “f*ck me” or similar and is therefore deemed an exclamation not a direct insult.
it's great when legalistic language is used for this sort of stuff. I wish she'd expanded a bit on it...
'Furthermore, pursuant to the issue of Mr. Evra's use of the the phrase "Suck my pussy, Lampard" (henceforth, "Fat Frank") in a videographic film from 2005, the panel has determined that this were best taken not as a literal invitation for Fat Frank to masticate on his putative vagina (Mr Evra, in point of fact, is not believed to possess a clunge of any kind - tight, cavernous, dripping or otherwise), but as a species of insulting challenge, of the kind that might best be translated by such ordinary phrases as, "feck you, Frank" or "Piss off you fat, dead-eyed, deflection-happy cockend.'
I never know who you support, I thought it was Leeds wasnt it?
Does RI not accept OOT's to its forum?
He has a punchable face, the cnut
The fact I am, have always and will always be a Leeds fan shouldn't prevent me from enjoying watching other teams play should it?
it's great when legalistic language is used for this sort of stuff. I wish she'd expanded a bit on it...
'Furthermore, pursuant to the issue of Mr. Evra's use of the the phrase "Suck my pussy, Lampard" (henceforth, "Fat Frank") in a videographic film from 2005, the panel has determined that this were best taken not as a literal invitation for Fat Frank to masticate on his putative vagina (Mr Evra, in point of fact, is not believed to possess a clunge of any kind - tight, cavernous, dripping or otherwise), but as a species of insulting challenge, of the kind that might best be translated by such ordinary phrases as, "feck you, Frank" or "Piss off you fat, dead-eyed, deflection-happy cockend.'
The fact I am, have always and will always be a Leeds fan shouldn't prevent me from enjoying watching other teams play should it?
Red Issue is like United in the '80's
Had you even been born then?
Nope.
Not at all, nobody should be surprised that you crave decent football.
Not at all, though you've been known to slope off for a pint in the middle of the game
"concha de tu hermana" is "your sister's cnut/pussy."
"concha de tu hermana" is "your sister's cnut/pussy."
Yes concha means shell, as in conch, which is slang for cnut. But phrases that have become idioms don't mean what their literal meaning suggests. When you say, "for feck's sake" you don't mean "for the sake of sexual intercourse". When you say, "That's bollocks" you don't mean "that consists of testicles".
Likewise when a Spaniard says, "Concha de tu hermana", apparently they don't mean "The vagina of my interlocutor's sister", they mean something like "For feck's sake". It's a set phrase.
It would actually be 'your' so it is possible he meant close to the literal meaning.
Just a convenient shorthand for "dwelling alone in some unnamed place beyond time and space, unless disturbed", O! Great Elder God!How dare you call me Welsh, Mrs Wallpaper!