RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 2017/20-18 Edition | LOLis Karius
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Everything in their world is upside down. It's the bottom 6 for Newcastle.Almost 40% of the site thinks Newcastle will finish in the top 6The delusion with Rafa is incredible.
I mean, he's not wrong when he says us beating West Ham by any score on the opening day isn't an indication that we're marching for the title, but how does he jump from that to saying City beating fecking Brighton is an indicator of their title challenging credentials?
We were very good to watch today, at least in the second half when West Ham stopped being so compact.
RAWK has always consisted of irritating fans but I don't know when I first saw bluemoon I was just laughing at their every post. Jeez they hate us so much and the funny thing is they think they are some big club. No one even gives a crap about their club.
What's your household like when pool have a Stinker and United have a monster game?
what?
Bluemoon is just textbook identity crisis. They spent forever talking about how they were a team for the working man and the only real football club in Manchester, so league titles and cup wins didn't matter because they were a Proper Football Club (TM), and we were nothing but a bunch of plastic, glory-hunting out-of-towners that were only on top because of money, to being bought by a billionaire Arab who had the sole aim of pumping hundreds of millions into the club for the very purpose of buying success and attracting the attention of the very out-of-towners they'd spent literal decades insulting.
On one hand, they can finally get one over on United on a semi-consistent basis and they've tasted some of the success that they've secretly craved over the last forever, then on the other, they're part of the City Football Group, which is precisely the sort of plastic, corporate conglomerate that they've gleefully taken the piss out of us for being.
They've been so used to supporting relative minnows with other die-hards, that they have no idea how to respond to becoming everything they've taken the piss out of for the last god-knows-how-long, so the only thing the vocal ones have to fall back on is probably the only thing they can agree on, which is their distaste for all things Manchester United. They've also had an influx of fans who know nothing other than City being a financial giant, so to compensate for that and pretend they've been on the ride the entire time, they also fall back on the one agreed aspect of supporting City, and that's not liking United. It's no wonder 75% of the posts on that forum contain the words, "fecking rags."
As for the FA/UEFA/FIFA/Media garbage, that's just an extension of their misguided belief that a) Manchester United receive beneficial treatment from said organisations, and b) people actually give two shits about them.
They're both mental.
RWAK is sort of the harmless mental that is constantly jerking off in inappropriate situations, and occasionally shits in their hands and smears it all over themselves. Mental like, but no real threat to you, and sort of funny.
Blue moon is the sort of mental that keeps their dead mum in the loft, and you wake to find them standing at the foot of your bed with a sledgehammer.
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Replay:
Benteke?
Poor bastard - going to score the most goals for them this season and is called Benteke by his own fans
This one gets it:
they are not happy
salty tears are the best..Klopp still the bomb? Or is he....
Really strange, insecure bunch. Hopefully we keep being this shit and they are taking the piss out of us when we are winning more trophies and they can still wank over the Asia cup and net spend league and the fact they have Klopp.
Funny how they've already conceded the league to City after they had won it on Friday.
Funny how they've already conceded the league to City after they had won it on Friday.
I wish we were more like Liverpool, they're completely seperate from capitalism. They say no to sponsorship, all of their players are on equal wages (which isn't even money, everybody gets three meals a day) the club is a worker's co-operative, not even remotely corporate, nosiree, in fact they've never actually bought a player - they've all come to the club for free because the sense of moral cleanliness of representing the mighty Liverpool has such a magnetic pull to it. There are no season tickets or gate fees, no businessmen either, all of the supporters are miners, dockers and mill workers, the only inequality is perhaps the weekly competition to see which supporters get to sit in the executive worker's box, based upon which factory has smelted the most steel in the week.
Not sure this one knows how cocks and/or masturbation works.
Trust me, I would describe every Liverpool fan I have ever met as being an expert in masturbation. Or words to that effect.
Does Saturdays result put them last in APL table?
No they will still find themselves at the top of that somehow. A new rule will be added like most away fans wearing shell suits in the crowd equals extra points.
Not from RAWK but a liverpool fan nonetheless who believes qualifying will be better than going to the group automatically.
They drew watford away 3-3, while we trashed West Ham 4-0 at home, so its their 3 away goals to our 4 home goals. They get 2 points and we get 1. Keep up.
Logic
I thought goals scored against West Ham at Old Trafford counted negatively?
Don't put any thought into it, you'll get nowhere fast.
Nice to see we're still 6th
SixthchesterDon't put any thought into it, you'll get nowhere fast.
The team that finishes 14th get the trophy, right?Don't put any thought into it, you'll get nowhere fast.
Next season...
I love lurking in oppo's forums and subreddits, and they're basically all the same (as I'm sure we are too). Shitting themselves over every small incident (the chelseafc subreddit right now is amazing) and often showing serious denial and incredible delusion somehow all at the same time (saw a guy saying Matic performed poorly because his weaker foot passing was poor). I'm pretty sure these threads will be studied by psychiatrists at uni in the future.
It's funny cause its true.
It's funny cause its true.Absolutely nailed it. I wonder what their response would be to this? Anyone who is a LFC fan- how can you dispute anything written here without lying to yourself.
WTH? How? You are kidding, right?Don't put any thought into it, you'll get nowhere fast.
West Ham are above Liverpool even though they drew and West Ham lost by 4 goals to nil.Don't put any thought into it, you'll get nowhere fast.
slightly off topic but still liverpool related, what's the deal with sturridge? does he still exist?
He's on loan at Liverpool Hospital.
I just noticed what is under A@A's name:
"Wishes he had eight cocks cos he's a pervy arachnophiliac!"
I'm sure he doesn't know what to do with one, much less eight.
"Wishes he had eight cocks cos he's a pervy arachnophiliac!"
I'm sure he doesn't know what to do with one, much less eight.
The often repeated "I see something new every time I look at it" could be a slogan for RAWK.
The people in that picture are RAWK. We really shouldn't be surprised at anything that comes out of that place.
I've been signed up for about 2 years just waiting. "This is our year! "
The people in that picture are RAWK. We really shouldn't be surprised at anything that comes out of that place.
I've been signed up for about 2 years just waiting. "This is our year! "
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