RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 2017/20-18 Edition | LOLis Karius

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Nothing fun from last night?
 
Grylte said:
Nothing fun from last night?
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I dread giving RAWK a looksy this morning - I can already imagine them giving it the ‘European Royalty’, ‘one of those special European Anfield nights’, ‘ 6 times laaaa’ - full cringe
 
Fair play to them. Let them have their time in the sun. They will be knocked out next round anyway. If we can beat them any of the remaining teams in semis will have them for breakfast over 2 legs. Liverpool just seem to be citys kryptonite.
 
If City find a way knock them out in the return leg, this thread will be gold.
 
Xaviesta said:
If City find a way knock them out in the return leg, this thread will be gold.
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That's the only consolation from last night, to be honest. And the funny is, actually, is that a City comeback is far from fanciful. An early goal next week and Liverpool's knees will start knocking. They are not the most resilient team nor possess admirable mental strength. They've thrown away similar leads to lesser teams than City.
 
High culture from RAWK:
Forget what you've heard -- opera is low art, mere diversion. Football is high art, capable of transforming peoples, cultures and nations.

Next time those shithouses have the audacity to believe themselves worthy of coming within a mile of our hallowed ground, I want lads inviting Raheem Sterling off their coach so we can shave pound signs into his hair. I want lads adding to Ederson's tattoo collection, inscribing 'Andy Robertson gegenpresses my ma' on his forehead. I want lads pouring litres of curry from John's Supper Bar down the interior of Pep Guardiola's polyester Zara keks
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I say good on them, and I fecking despise that lot.
If we had done to Pep what they did last night, and earlier in the season, I'd be going OTT with my celebrations too and so would pretty much all of this board.

It's not often I congratulate those melts, but they were fantastic last night, I just pray they don't win the thing.
 
Boast Story:
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I was thinking of it, its the Ghosts of Anfield hit that ball, as channeled and amplified by the crowd. The 20% up for us and the 20% down for them from the use of the "Force".

The Ghosts leap into action as Milner smashed through the ball on the tackle with the win and that thing just Rockets to Alex. Real world regular season regular game sleepy ghosts that thing goes wild from the tackle or bounces 20 yards away off the take. Instead it instantly magnets on his foot the sweetest take you could possibly imagine followed by an instinctual Ghostualy prodded perfect first touch and perfect hammerblow strike.The whole sequence of events is highly dubious the Force did the whole fecking thing. Tape needs to be examined under black light or whatever the ghosts hunters use, You'll see those spirits out there possessing the hell outta the whole thing.
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Gawd...:rolleyes:
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It was dark at Bramley Moore Docks. The rain fell and the overturned bins of garbage danced in the winds. A couple of dead seagulls turned their faces to the sky as if to ask a vital question...
What the feck is that noise lad?

That was us kid.

That was Anfield on a European night, drowning the whole of the city with a roar heard around the world. That was the Kop giving loads to world football's most overpriced vanity project.

That was the sound Guardiola will be hearing in his dreams the rest of his days. He will twitch and stir, almost waking, before the sound fades and he falls back to strangely troubled dreams, haunted by a feeling of doom he can never put a finger on.
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They're in fine form I see!
 
Pep didn't dare to dream.
 
Not often I hope City batter someone but if they somehow turned it round in the next leg the fallout from Merseyside would be hilarious. It's the most likely of any dramatic turnaround, and an early goal for City in the next leg will properly shit them up.
 
Alex99 said:
Not often I hope City batter someone but if they somehow turned it round in the next leg the fallout from Merseyside would be hilarious. It's the most likely of any dramatic turnaround, and an early goal for City in the next leg will properly shit them up.
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If City manage to turn this around, I'll be glued to this thread. It's been hard work in the office this week with all the Liverpool fans. I'd be euphoric if they threw it away.
 
PhilQ said:
If City manage to turn this around, I'll be glued to this thread. It's been hard work in the office this week with all the Liverpool fans. I'd be euphoric if they threw it away.
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I've already had one contemplating his next tattoo, which I'm sure you can guess the focus of.
 
World of the Strange:
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We're better than United currently and our future is brighter. I think the football world is in agreement there.
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A pity about that inconvenient thing called proof, eh?
 
They live in a fantasy world where there’s an X factor style panel of judges (all ex Liverpool), telling them that they are the best thing they’ve ever seen.
 
clarkydaz said:
Even if they go through:

Ronaldo knocks them out. Or even better, Suarez does
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I think it'll hurt them more if Ronaldo does the deed, they can't even do their "5 times" thing (well, they can, and it'd be ridiculously funny).
 
SteveJ said:
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Good turnout for the Frank Spencer impressionists' convention this year.
 
That game proved as much as any that United are having a freak season. Every tiny detail is falling in their favour.
They are almost embarrassingly shite but somehow the gods of football seem to go in their favour yet again to claim a ridiculously undeserved win for the umpteenth time this season.
Thankfully they are a million miles away from being a good team.
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I think we'll all agree United throughout the Ferguson years in particular had more than their fair share of favourable refereeing performances but today just utterly and completely took the biscuit. Astounding bias the like of which iv'e never witnessed before from one referee in favour of a side. Young alone should have been off and gave away two stonewallers.
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If Pep didn't know, he knows now. Premier League Refs favor Man Utd. Home or away.
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It's hard to beat them when their two best players are in form - DeGea and the ref.
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Strange how some of them are just as upset as the Bertie's that we won. I don't think if ever cared one bit when they've beat Everton.
 
Must be tough for them. They're so much better than us, yet 4 points (potentially 7) behind us and they lost to us a few weeks ago.
 
SteveJ said:
World of the Strange:

A pity about that inconvenient thing called proof, eh?
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Remember when kewell turned us down for this reason? Good stuff.

I personally enjoy the fact, post Ferguson has been our worst period for decades, yet still we've still won more than they have for, well, decades..
 
The Bloody-Nine said:
Must be tough for them. They're so much better than us, yet 4 points (potentially 7) behind us and they lost to us a few weeks ago.
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It's one of those things you read on the CAF and you wonder if people here actually understand football. They play football that is more pleasing on the eyes no doubt, and their entire tactics is geared to attack the opposition box in numbers sometimes to the detriment of their defense, but they are not a better team than we are surely.
 
RAWK said:
I personally think Pep is tactically probably the best coach in the world. His biggest flaw is how much he over thinks things. He did the same thing for the return leg of when he lost 4-0 at home to Real.
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They’re in a complete fantasy land. I saw one of them say that he’s not arsed about us closing in on the “2nd place trophy” as they care about real trophies and have a semi-final to focus on. Yet we’ve won more in the past year than they have in the past 10, and we’re in the semi-finals of a competition we actually have a decent chance of winning. It’s all well and good them doing well in the CL this season over any other competition but unless they win it it’s still more dust building up in their very dusty cabinet.

It’s incredible how Liverpool fans just totally ignore their recent trophy record (by choice). They have now gone 6 years without any silverware whatsoever, which is the same run Arsenal were on when they played that League Cup final against Birmingham in 2011. Remember how much their 6-year barren spell was talked about before that and brought up so much after they lost itin ridicule? Liverpool are on the same run and were cupless for the 6 years previous to winning the League cup in 2012 as well.

They are literally below the level of Portsmouth and Wigan in terms of success in the last decade. Yet their fans make them out to be the absolute cream of the crop. It’s amazing how the pundits just turn a blind-eye to their epic failure as well. Imagine if we went 6 years without a trophy? Or all we had won in a decade was a single League Cup? It just simply wouldn’t happen and if it did we would be hearing about it 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
 
The Bloody-Nine said:
Must be tough for them. They're so much better than us, yet 4 points (potentially 7) behind us and they lost to us a few weeks ago.
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The league table never, ever lies... except sometimes when the FA, refs and the PM help out. They will be saying this in reference to United or even if they are relegated.
 
Cal? said:
I think it'll hurt them more if Ronaldo does the deed, they can't even do their "5 times" thing (well, they can, and it'd be ridiculously funny).
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They have already done "five times" thing to Madrid when they lost to Madrid at home.
 
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