RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 2017/20-18 Edition | LOLis Karius

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Murder on Zidane's Floor said:
The more I read RAWK, the more I'm convinced it was created by David Gill and SAF as an experiment to drive the Scousers mental.
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Confusingly and ironically, the only people on this earth who might actually believe in that conspiracy if laid out to them is the residents at Rawk.
 
Controversial pundit Nan on Carragher:
RAWK said:
As my auld Nan used to tell me "People have always been animals and always will, that wont change. If you don't want people acting like one towards you, don't be a c*nt!"
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RAWK said:
If there is any more justice left in football after last night we draw Barcelona on Friday and give them an absolute fecking hiding and that's me being mild/slightly high from the Space Raiders.
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RAWK said:
For them it's agreat draw as they get to play against a 5 time European powerhouse. It would enable them to start gaining a legacy.
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Huggin' hell...

RAWK said:
Song for Klopp

We all live in Jürgen Klopp World
Jürgen Klopp World, Jürgen Klopp World
We all live in Jürgen Klopp World
Jürgen Klopp World, Jürgen Klopp World

And as the kop beings to sing
Jürgen Klopp we all love him

Many fans are jealous of him
as his hugging IS THE BEST (shouted at the end).
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I suppose this should really be in the Bluemoon thread but it makes you think...

Just been over on bluemoon to see what the Man City fans thought of this tie to be surprised by their namings of us. Dippers, victimpool, klanfield.

Does Man City have a forum where they don't speak like 14 year olds?
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Maybe the odd use of ‘dipper’, but I don’t see nicknames like that for our most hated rivals on here too often. Bluemoon really is next level.

Yours truly,
A rag
 
Judge Red said:
I suppose this should really be in the Bluemoon thread but it makes you think...



Maybe the odd use of ‘dipper’, but I don’t see nicknames like that for our most hated rivals on here too often. Bluemoon really is next level.

Yours truly,
A rag
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I use Shitty and Scousepool, but that's as far as it goes and even that's too far for some people.
 
Sassy Colin said:
I use Shitty and Scousepool, but that's as far as it goes and even that's too far for some people.
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The thing is, we barely need to make up some "clever" nickname for the place. Liverpool. Just say it again. I've always thought it's one of the most stomach-churning names for a city on the planet. "Yeah, let's name this place after a dense, wet, squishy internal organ lying in its own bile." "Great idea, la."
 
Vanrouge said:
The thing is, we barely need to make up some "clever" nickname for the place. Liverpool. Just say it again. I've always thought it's one of the most stomach-churning names for a city on the planet. "Yeah, let's name this place after a dense, wet, squishy internal organ lying in its own bile." "Great idea, la."
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I take it that you’ve never heard of the proverb; that it is better to keep the mouth shut and let everyone think that you are an idiot, rather to open it and remove all doubt...
 
OneFootball said:
I take it that you’ve never heard of the proverb; that it is better to keep the mouth shut and let everyone think that you are an idiot, rather to open it and remove all doubt...
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I take it you have never heard of the proverb; Liverpool fans that mouth off in the RAWK thread get threadbanned by Snowjoe for an indiscriminate amount of time...
 
But surely people can rise above all that crap and debate football. The rivalry will always be there and that is good but some of the drivel being posted, by both sides, is pathetic and childish if not idiotic. Would you agree?
 
OneFootball said:
But surely people can rise above all that crap and debate football. The rivalry will always be there and that is good but some of the drivel being posted, by both sides, is pathetic and childish if not idiotic. Would you agree?
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No this is the RAWK thread to be stupid in.
 
OneFootball said:
But surely people can rise above all that crap and debate football. The rivalry will always be there and that is good but some of the drivel being posted, by both sides, is pathetic and childish if not idiotic. Would you agree?
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You have the whole of the forum for debating football. This is the Liverpool pisstake thread. So keep the debates out of here.
 
Okay, didn’t realise the subtle difference, its wafer thin, sorry for my indiscretion.
 
PoP Music

from - ''Sgt Shitcoat's Spawny Tarts Club Gang''
What would you think if I managed the Mancs
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
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Lindelof's here and Herrera is wank
And I've still got the boy Fellaini
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm I press high with a little help from my friends
Mm gonna cry with a little help from my friends
What do I do when Juan Mata's away
(Does it worry you to score some goals?)
How do I feel when the boys try to play
(Are you sad because you can't have Scholes?)
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm I press high with a little help from my friends
Mm gonna cry with a little help from my friends
(Do you need Chrissy Smalling?)
I just need Sanchez to score
(Could it be Paris calling?)
The Mancs might show me the door
(Would you believe that Paul Pogba is shite?)
Yes I'm certain that he's like that all the time
(What do you see when you turn out the light?)
It's Phil Jones and he makes me go blind
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm I press high with a little help from my friends
Mm gonna cry with a little help from my friends
(Do you need Chrissy Smalling?)
I just need Sanchez to score
(Could it be Paris calling?)
The Mancs might show me the door
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm I press high with a little help from my friends
Mm gonna cry with a little help from my friends
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends
With a little help from my frieeeeeeeeends
 
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From the Palace match preview:
RAWK said:
Jürgen Klopp. It's obvious why we adore him. But why does everyone else?
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Christ...
 
"Mr. Klopp, you're like Superman with bits of Leonardo da Vinci, covered in gold; how do you remain so humble?"
"I follow the example of our fans."
 
Shane88 said:
"Mr. Klopp, your team seems to have a momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?"
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I need more people like you in my life. Anyone quoting early season simpsons has a place in my heart xxx
 
RAWK said:
They were lucky to get their penalty and very lucky that our penalty and goal were correctly not given and ruled offside.
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From the RAWK halftime thread...
Embarrassing dive it may have been, but that's a penalty. The defender kicked him.
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fecking blatant pen on Mane, not arsed if he's gone down a bit dramatically. feck off Swarbrick you c*nt
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Dunno what you are on about saying Mane dives- he is kicked on his standing ankle and goes down. Its a pen, you see them given all the time.
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