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“Can we play with them over there“?
“No, they’ll be too rough”
”But I wanna play football”
”Shush now, first of all we have to do a silly walk, watch and learn and join in“.
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In comparison to whom though? Does every striker show these consistent reduced shot ratios?
Haaland currently isn't, Callum Wilson isn't, Antonio isn't, Rashford isn't.
Every striker is different and will display different metrics.
To say he needs to take more shots is irrelevant, as in a team such as Atalanta who don't seem to favour taking risky shots in the past season. .that doesn't mean he won't when it comes to playing for United, again another reason that stats without context are rather meaningless.
We have seen from Hojlund so far that he does have a decent stike on him and has had shots from all different angles, so it stands to reason with a different tactical approach, rather than Gasperinis recent pragmatism, his shot output will change anyhow.
HojlundMakes you wonder whose cock is bigger
Makes you wonder whose cock is bigger
Now that's a picture I didn't need to have.Makes you wonder whose cock is bigger
That coach looks tiny next to him.
Unfortunately you know that isn't going to happen. The media will be as quick as they can to tear him down when he starts playing, he's gonna have to get used to this kind of attention quick. I hope he takes it all in his stride..I wish people would leave him alone for a bit now.
Standard English media behaviour.Think Neville has to be realistic and not keep pining for Kane. Seems to downplay Hojlund before he had a kick here.
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Not sure but I know who the bigger cock is.Makes you wonder whose cock is bigger
Think Neville has to be realistic and not keep pining for Kane. Seems to downplay Hojlund before he had a kick here.
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Impressive, very nice…
Let’s see Akinfenwa’s calves.
The media make it sound like we’re dumb for not offering £140m for a player that’s just turned 30 and has less than 12 months on his contract left, and acting like it’s pocket change for us
Excuse me? What have I missed?I guess IF he progresses a little bit there is maybe a tiny chance he could make bench for Forest
Excuse me? What have I missed?
The bolded part is simply not true for every situation though.Compared to the average, as seen in the graph I posted a few posts back. It doesn't mean every striker follows that pattern. Not least because some players (like Rashford for example) will take up different roles in the team at different periods of their career that impact their ability to produce shots. It just means that early shot volume peak is what's typical for strikers.
And in Haaland's case you can't say he isn't following that trend given it has shot volume peaking at around 22, Haaland's age last season. If he maintains or increases his shot volume over the next several seasons, then he's bucked that pattern.
Nobody is saying that Atalanta's style of play couldn't be a factor in his current shot volume, or that different players won't display different metrics, or that he won't increase that volume with United. All of that context is taken into account so is irrelevant to the point being made.
Which is that regardless of why his shot volume was what it was last season, it does need to increase over the coming seasons. And if you want him to be a genuinely top tier striker then the increase will have to be relatively significant. Because the more typical development for that profile of striker to already have higher shot volume at this point.
The hows and whys of his current stats don't matter, because we're not talking about that. All we're talking about is how his current stats profile will factually need to change for his production to hit that top tier. And the change will have to be an increase in shot volume.
Part of the deal we have with West Ham over Maguire is that we get to keep his spine. Just transplant it into Rasmus and we're golden.
"Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful thickness."Impressive, very nice…
Let’s see Akinfenwa’s calves.
The bolded part is simply not true for every situation though.
He doesn't have to up his shot ratio if he is scoring as per his expected goals which he has been for the past two seasons.
What's the point in a striker having a shot twenty yards out where he has an easy pass instead, this is where stats have no context.
You can't just say he has to improve his shot ratio as that doesn't equate to every striker and every situation. It's far too simplistic.
The context here is where Hojlund plays, he very rarely moves from the middle during games, he is a focal point of attacks and will often drop deep to pick up the ball then move into the box to get on the end of through balls or crosses, he very rarely has shots from outside the box as he would rather score the easier goal, also he is very good in the air.
As far as I am concerned he will be utilised very similar in United colours, so his shot ratio doesn't need to improve as United on average create way more goalscoring chances than Atalanta per game, so by proxy his figures will naturally be higher anyhow across the board, assuming he has a positive impact of course.
"Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful thickness."
"Oh my God. They even have a veins."
Don't put this in the posts that feel sexual thread
Someone photoshop him next to the boys from that 2005 photo with Alan Smith, Rio, Rooney, Scholes, O`Shea etc. Will fit right in.