Rasmus Højlund | Manchester United Player | Shirt Nr 11

Hoof the ball said:
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Scholes to Rooney “This new boy is a sexy beast”.
 
You are my Højlund my Rasmus Højlund
You make us happy when skies are grey
And Harry Khearer was fecking dearer
Oh, please don’t take our Højlund away
 
To the tune of yellow submarine:

We don’t care that you cost more than 60mil, more than 60 mil, more than 60 mil.
x2

We don’t care that your scoring rate is ****,
Your scoring rate is ****, your scoring rate is ****.
x2

We don’t care if you’ve only half a back,
Only half a back, only half a back.
x2

Etc.
 
Apparently he runs 100 metres in less than 11 seconds. That will give us a really pacey front line
 
goalscholes said:
To the tune of yellow submarine:

We don’t care that you cost more than 60mil, more than 60 mil, more than 60 mil.
x2

We don’t care that your scoring rate is ****,
Your scoring rate is ****, your scoring rate is ****.
x2

We don’t care if you’ve only half a back,
Only half a back, only half a back.
x2

Etc.
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I don't think Rasmus would appreciate it, but I like it
 
L1nk said:
I mean, there was absolutely nothing wrong with what I said or how I said it. Maybe it wasn't the Queens English.
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It was pretty bad mate. You need to throw in a comma or a full stop here and there. I was out of breath when I read it.
 
Big Ben Foster said:
Interesting that he's our only signing this summer who wasn't given a shirt number immediately. Maybe we're waiting for Fred to be sold to give him 17?
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Nostradamus himself called it. Please shower me with praise now.
 
L1nk said:
I'm hoping these are sarcastic because my opinion on this forum having some of the most braindead posters of any forum i've ever visited on my history of time on internet is only being solidified more each day
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nainaisson said:
Nothing against you, but your English teacher needs to be fired. Find a new one, please.
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L1nk said:
I mean, there was absolutely nothing wrong with what I said or how I said it. Maybe it wasn't the Queens English.
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nainaisson said:
Sorry, I had a splitting headache at the time and "on my history of time on internet" only amplified the pain.
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L1nk said:
More a mistake in typing on my part than an error in how I normally say/speak/write English :lol:
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Lights Out said:
It was pretty bad mate. You need to throw in a comma or a full stop here and there. I was out of breath when I read it.
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I'm genuinely wondering if you folks are on a wind up. :lol:
Firstly, I agree, the punctuation isn't great, but there are loads of posts with worse construction on the Caf, so I'm unsure why this has sparked its own little (admittedly funny) detour.
Secondly, it wasn't that difficult to get the gist of his post. :wenger:
 
If Hojlund is injured, i think its very minor.
The injury excuse is a smart way to easy him into action without mounting pressure on him.
Young kid, no Prem experience, no pre season with us, huge price tag and our only fit striker. Wise to bed him in slowly.
 
IrishRedDevil said:
Jones didn’t use Nr 4 for 10 years and didn’t give it to Varane when he asked for it.

Don’t make up new rules to suit an agenda.
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Who’s making up rules? You’re talking about a player who’s already had it taken off him once!
 
IrishRedDevil said:
Jones didn’t use Nr 4 for 10 years and didn’t give it to Varane when he asked for it.

Don’t make up new rules to suit an agenda.
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Wonder why Varane didn't grab that shirt already. It's available.
 
Dve said:
Makes sense. He wore nr. 5 at RM.

Nr. 3 soon available too. Wonder if Shaw would like a new number after all these years, or if he's far too used to his 23 already. He surely deserves the nr. 3 shirt.
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Shaw had the 3, switched back to 23, which he had at Saints. He will keep it.
 
Our Number 17s. A mixed bag. Champions League winners, young kids who never made it and load signings among them:

Colin McKee
Andy Cole
Raymond Van Der Gouw
Michael Stewart
Liam Miller
Henrik Larsson
Nani
Daley Blind
Freddy Bear
 
Dve said:
Nr. 3 soon available too. Wonder if Shaw would like a new number after all these years, or if he's far too used to his 23 already. He surely deserves the nr. 3 shirt.
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Shaw arrived at Old Trafford last summer from Southampton and was handed the number 3. However, after a difficult first year where he played just 16 times, he has opted for a new squad number. Shaw admits it was his decision. "It's the number I feel comfortable with," he said. 7 Aug 2015.

8 years ago he switched from 3 to 23.
 
Dve said:
Makes sense. He wore nr. 5 at RM.

Nr. 3 soon available too. Wonder if Shaw would like a new number after all these years, or if he's far too used to his 23 already. He surely deserves the nr. 3 shirt.
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Pavard will get 3
 
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