Radamel Falcao | Ducker: Medical passed!

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You lot aren't actually buying this, are you? He's not coming. Don't do this to yourselves.
 
:lol: you want him to....admit it. Trying to convince yourself that this is bollocks, deep down you know it is a possibility. Totally out of the blue, but given the Cavani rumours earlier in the summer, Woody is a total muppet. I would find it better if we tried for Vidal, but Strootman in January and Falcao now would do it too.
I'm finding sense in this either, but feck that, I'd rather be a Muppet than look for sense :drool:
 
Because feck defenders.

--------De Gea----------
--------Jones-----------
---------Blind------------
--Di Maria-Mata-Januzaj--
------Rooney-Welbeck---
--Falcao-----------Rvp--
--------Hernandez-------
 
:lol: you want him to....admit it. Trying to convince yourself that this is bollocks, deep down you know it is a possibility. Totally out of the blue, but given the Cavani rumours earlier in the summer, Woody is a total muppet. I would find it better if we tried for Vidal, but Strootman in January and Falcao now would do it too.
If this happened I'd be chuffed but I just refuse to believe it. Was apparently done and dusted to Madrid a couple of days ago.

It wouldn't totally surprise me but still, nobody reliable saying this. Seems like a heap of deadline day Twitter bs.
 
I refuse to believe it, but it'd be a very pleasant surprise.

Plus, gotta enjoy deadline day!
 
Checked Wikipedia to see if he can play any other positions and it says he started his senior career at age 13. How is that possible? Citation checks out as well. No wonder there were doubts about his age.
 
This and Kate Uptons boobies. I am empty, goddmanit!!!
 
If this gathers pace, those who were infuriated with our chasing of Di Maria are gonna wake up to some very pleasing news.
 
This makes no sense. We don't need another striker, and we certainly don't need another slowish striker.
 
This would be great if we were in the CL and had more games. However, with another attacking player like this how do you keep Mata, Rooney, van Persie etc all happy when there is only 1 game a week so little rotation?

Then, although we are likely to have a better midfield with Herrera and Blind it still has no depth atall.

That's a reason why I don't believe this, surely if we are going to spend a shit load of money today it would be in midfield or defence?
 
only explanation is the glazers are ABSOLUTELY refusing to accept another season out of the champions league and there is a legit 200m warchest like was said.
 
This drama would beat Berbatov on Sep 2008 if we manage to sign him...:lol::lol:
 
If this does happen, then I will be more convinced then ever that this club is being run my total morons.
 
Kate Upton gets her tits out all the time, why's the leaked one any better?

I'd prefer to see Falcao in the nude wearing only United socks anyway.
 
She has met Falcao before anyway. Lends credibility to the "they're friends" claims.

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Guess what guys, number 9 at the club is vacant. Anyone remember the official united twitter saying vacant numbers will be filled by new signings? 5,7,9 were vacant at that time... :drool:
 
If this does happen, then I will be more convinced then ever that this club is being run my total morons.

I dont think Eddie would be doing the transfers without LVG's approval. He cannot just go buy a striker for 50m without consulting the manager...
 
What formation would we play? How would we fit Rooney, RvP and Falcao into a line up?

There's already so many problems as it is. With Falcao added to the mix, everyone will starting losing their minds in the midst of doing their obligatory formations after a new signing.
 
This would be great if we were in the CL and had more games. However, with another attacking player like this how do you keep Mata, Rooney, van Persie etc all happy when there is only 1 game a week so little rotation?

Then, although we are likely to have a better midfield with Herrera and Blind it still has no depth atall.

That's a reason why I don't believe this, surely if we are going to spend a shit load of money today it would be in midfield or defence?

that would be the sensible thing to do.
 
only explanation is the glazers are ABSOLUTELY refusing to accept another season out of the champions league and there is a legit 200m warchest like was said.

If that is indeed the case then they either need to donate more money to the Vidal fund or bribe the FA. Both would be more useful than signing another striker.
 
Maybe LvG has seen Rooney and not been impressed since he gave him the armband? He has admitted as that it mightve been a mistake iirc, after the Valencia game. He hasnt exactly started the season well.
Maybe there is truth to this RvP injury. A 31 year old, previously injury prone striker is starting to show signs of being injury prone again. Falcao makes sense.

Maybe the midfielder and defender Van Gaal wanted weren't available this summer so he is willing to wait. Maybe he knows what hes doing?

How can some people put a negative spin on signing potentially the best striker in the world? The proof will be in the pudding I suppose. If we sign him, lets see how it works out at the end of the season.
 
I don't think his addition will solve any issues of our current situtaion, but I need some excitement on the deadline day, so I am still happy.
 
Kate Upton gets her tits out all the time, why's the leaked one any better?

I'd prefer to see Falcao in the nude wearing only United socks anyway.
Theres something about a nipple you were never supposed to see.
 
Yeah, maybe LvG hasn't been impressed by Rooney's quality in terms of finishing consistently and that combined with RvP's injury could be the reason for this.
 
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