Mockney
Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year
I’m not a royalist, anything but, but she was a mother, and a grandmother, and the prime defender of the alpha hatchlings, and her son has just lost his mum, you monsters!
And all the posh sports going ahead but football stopping is a completely reasonable thing when you really consider just how awful most of you football fans are, when compared to the kind of fine and upstanding race goers who have the decency to do their cocaine in the classy privacy of the Ascot disabled toilets
And losing your mum in your 70s is something very few people have ever had to deal with... Usually because that’s a really late time to lose your mum for like, 90% of people, and they’ve already lost their mum, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less raw or emotional than, say, losing your mum at 15? It’s more so, if anything… because he’s been thinking about it for so long… and he had to go on TV and say something someone had written for him and angrily sign some documents on a little gilded table!
And I’m not a royalist, anything but, but there’s nothing any of you disgusting plebs can imagine that could be any worse than losing someone at 96 surrounded by all their loved ones. And I’m frankly disgusted you can make light of it, or do anything but stare dutifully at the ground in solemn gratitude/sadness/contemplation.
Like I said, I’m not a royalist, but you should probably be hung if you can’t accept the inherent authority of our new King and his warm, welcoming weird fat fingers.
I’m not a royalist though. But this country has gone to dogs since she died. All I’m saying
And all the posh sports going ahead but football stopping is a completely reasonable thing when you really consider just how awful most of you football fans are, when compared to the kind of fine and upstanding race goers who have the decency to do their cocaine in the classy privacy of the Ascot disabled toilets
And losing your mum in your 70s is something very few people have ever had to deal with... Usually because that’s a really late time to lose your mum for like, 90% of people, and they’ve already lost their mum, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less raw or emotional than, say, losing your mum at 15? It’s more so, if anything… because he’s been thinking about it for so long… and he had to go on TV and say something someone had written for him and angrily sign some documents on a little gilded table!
And I’m not a royalist, anything but, but there’s nothing any of you disgusting plebs can imagine that could be any worse than losing someone at 96 surrounded by all their loved ones. And I’m frankly disgusted you can make light of it, or do anything but stare dutifully at the ground in solemn gratitude/sadness/contemplation.
Like I said, I’m not a royalist, but you should probably be hung if you can’t accept the inherent authority of our new King and his warm, welcoming weird fat fingers.
I’m not a royalist though. But this country has gone to dogs since she died. All I’m saying
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