Brilliant penalties, and brilliant shithousery from Pckford 
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
BBC/Shearer/Linekar - "Magisterial, sublime, cool as a unturned car oil tank, doubtless, executive...."
Unbelievable
OOOOOSSSSHHHHHH
Please lord don't let Southgate manage United.
Hahahahahahahah
Can’t believe how they’re scraping through. Not even trying to score or win
Congrats to England.
Why does Shearer put on that voice during commentary like he's constipated
Again we’re through by the skin of our teeth, but this isn’t fair on the players or our nerves!
"Pressure is for tyres" - Alan Shearer
Yeah this. They were all outstanding.
To be fair, phenomenal penalties from the England players.
England have a great group of penalty takers to be fair. But feck were they lucky, again. Absolute garbage performance, better team lost yet again in the quarter finals.
Get in!!!
He probably is.
National anthem mate
Never in doubt, England look good on pens and got to go first which helps.
1bn squad should be playing much better though.
1bn squad should be playing much better though.
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A France vs England final would be quite sad for a neutral. England could potentially reach the final only winning one game in 90 mins all tournament. France could reach the final without scoring a goal from open play all tournament.
Two of the most unwatchable teams in the tournament are in the semi. Sums up the knockout stages
Do England fans enjoy watching this? I get that the results of getting deep in tourneys must be nice but holy hell feels like watching the worst footy ever
Holland.
Maybe i should apply for one too. Thought it would be a very very rare thing.
Looks like it’s down to the Dutch or the Turks to get the job done then.
This tournament is an atrocity, not even getting the hilarious England exit, so the hype machine will keep rolling despite them being utter shit.
England are good at penalties these days, unlike in Southgate's days.
This is the way. Screw everything up and then luck your way to victory
Portugal 2.0
So weird to see England take good penalties. Well done lads. Individual talent is getting this team through.
Exactly. He is a complete and utter prick but for England he always does his job.
Southgate and Deschamps are football terrorists
What is actually going in that BBC studio when the game is on for the rest of us?
England likely make the final from here and if France survive Spain, England have a great chance of fluking their way to a Euro title, Greece 2004 style.
Semi final here we goooo
We normally play shit football and go out early so playing shit football and getting to the semis is great.
You’re a United fan aren’t you?
Gotta say I am so happy for Saka. Must have been an inhumane pressure he felt there.
Poor Swiss