Mourinho has a press conference at 1pm, apparently, so maybe we'll learn something about the Rooney/Mata business then.
PRESS: "Any news about the Rooney bid, José?"
MOU: "Sometimes you want an orange...and sometimes, a pear."
PRESS: "Hahaha! You're so funny and enigmatic, sire."
MOU: "I'm awesome!"
PRESS:"about Rooney and Mata..?"
MOU:"awesome"
PRESS:"so..ahh..any other signings planned special one?"
MOU:"sometimes when you shoot a duck at a fairground, there are many nice prizes on offer"
MOU:"me and Roman, we are friends now. men shake hands, we shake. We're friends"
PRESS:"ok then.."
MOU:"It's awesome! I'm awesome!"