Premier League Matchweek 3 (26-27 August)
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You do realise, it'll be 4 points? if you win?
Guardiola is such an annoying twat.
Mendy went to the same crossing school as Valencia I think.
Wtf is Pep doing?
You're not great at Maths.
Five points from Brighton, Everton and Bournemouth (as it stands). It's not even like we deserve more. We have been seriously sub par this season.
WTF is Pep doing now? Send the prick off 
Howe vs Pep 
Guardiola is so animated
feck him up Eddie!
Send that fecknugget Pep off.
Why the feck is Guardiola always whining? What's the problem this time?
Nope it's happening!!!!
What in the feck is Pep complaining about? Send him off.
Guardiola should've been in the stands ages ago. He's a maniac.
I find it bizarre how City always start crossing the ball but they have a bunch of midgets in attack
Guardiola is a Muppet
We call it the first shin university
go bournemouth!
It would be 4 if we win, right?
The Center for Kids who can't cross good and want to hit Ankles?
clown
Howe should have heatbutted him.
Where did he get 5 mins from?!?
It's not over yet, maybe.
They don't let City score.
Pep is throwing his toys out the pram. Maybe he needs another £300M to beat Bournemouth
Right cross Eddie. DO IT.
5 mins wth??
Standard 5 minutes extra time for City then.
Cut him some slack, Pep invented football. Everyone else on earth is basically the antichrist.
It's basically four minutes.
Come on Bournemouth, score and stick one into Pep's arse!
What's going on with the managers? I'm watching with no sound
Ah feck! 5 minutes added on.
50 million dud #3 shoots into the crowd
They are terrified of him. Amazed it hasn't happened by now.
I'm worried for Guardiola's mental health, he looks lost and stressed.
Also, City should raise his wage so he doesn't have to act like a moving advertisement for DSquared
Also, City should raise his wage so he doesn't have to act like a moving advertisement for DSquared