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Premier League Matchweek 3 (26-27 August)
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Little bitch Sterling acting tough 
Hold on FFS!
The winner will come at 94 minute.
Aguero must have whined at the ref
That's what I meant. Nice little cushion.
Yep it's sad teams here actually put up a fight unlike Spain and Germany
2nd half has been a bit of a shit show hasn't it? Bournemouth out of breath/wasting time since minute 60 or smth and City seem completely uninspired.
Every time City beat B`mouth, Pep was praising Howe to heavens ( then again why not, when 2nd one is dumb enough to play the way how it suits City), now Pep not so friendly
Moaniola's post match will be hilarious if happening at all.
Sterling doing a good job of time wasting so far
Bloody commentators don't even know who's who
HOLD ON
His behaviour is easily comparable to Mourinho's last season. Except Jose was sent off a couple of times.
Imagine spending 150m on fullbacks only to complain to Eddy Howe out of frustration due to not being able to break Bournemouth down. Scenes
C'mon!
It is in indeed but lets not start circle jerking just yet
Hold on Bournemouth ffs.
Pep
Kompany's a dirty cnut
That was a bad tackle.
That was a bad tackle.
Hold on Bournemouth a minute to go
Nice tackle, love it
Just blow the whistle and go for lunch ref
Pep
Clown.
'Surely he could've show the card afterwards'
No Allan that's not the rule, you absolute fool.
No Allan that's not the rule, you absolute fool.
One last chance 
Pep
Looks like a bus stop tramp schooling a Tory.
Pep's a Pep Guardiola is my idol, pass it on.
Blow your whistle you Cnut
Bournemouth RB is a thick cnut
Another manic depressed post match interview courtesy of Peep Baldiola in 3, 2, 1.....
Yessss! City
Getting feisty!
brainless feckers should have passed
Happy new year Pep
1 hour of added time
Yes hoof it Guardiola, that will do it against Bournemouth's defence
Oh ffs
Stupid Bournemouth. Should have won there