Premier League Gameweek 34-35

Has any team ever fecked up more winning positions than this United side ? It's mental...
 
Dyche putting Michael Keane up front for 70 seconds just to take the piss :lol:
 
Dyche has done really well in trying circumstances. He has organized them well and got them focused on the job at hand. An outside candidate for manager of the season perhaps. He would be up there with Wolves and Chelsea had there been no deductions.
 
There's a different FM newgen on Chelsea's bench every week.

As if I'm buying "Ted Curd" as a real person. Feck off, lads.
 
There's a different FM newgen on Chelsea's bench every week.

As if I'm buying "Ted Curd" as a real person. Feck off, lads.

"He made his league debut for Hashtag United in September 2023 against Kingstonian, earning the man-of-the-match award on debut."

Hashtag United. They're getting players from regen clubs now.

Further into this rabbit hole...

"Hashtag United Football Club was formed in March 2016 by Spencer Carmichael-Brown, a football YouTuber who went by the name of Spencer FC. Carmichael-Brown had begun making YouTube videos in 2007 as a student at the University of Reading, and the team initially consisted of friends from school and university"

And further...

"Hashtag United played various teams including a Comedians XI whom they beat 19–1, Google, the GB Deaf Team, Barawa, and a Manchester City staff team, with opponents fielding former professional footballers such as Paul Dickov, Graeme Le Saux and Ray Parlour, and celebrities including Omid Djalili."

Azpilicueta is co-owner too.

So this is where Chelsea are getting their rich young talent from!
 
Is Chelsea's injured 11 better than their starting 11?

Starting: Petrovic; Chalobah, T. Silva, Badiashile, Cucurella; Caicedo, Gallagher; Madueke, Palmer, Mudryk; Jackson

Injured: Sanchez; James, Fofana, Colwill; Gusto, Lavia, Enzo, Chilwell; Chukwuemeka; Sterling, Nkunku
 
Villa 1 - 0 Cole Palmer FC (Cookie OG)
 
What a finish. Watch this being offside now he finally scores.
 
Can only find that finish when he's offside, of course.

Shades of Timo Werner :drool:
 
Mudryk is the Ukrainian Rashford. Just worse.
 
Mudryk has had 2 shots which compete with each other for the worst attempt of the season
People like to cause at Jackson but Mudryk is just nothing, useless. And Mudryk cost more than twice his fee