People need to calm down it's only pre-season.
Pre-season friendly Manchester United - Borussia Dortmund
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Jones has been good too.
I'm really trying hard to keep patience for Memphis. Every game I see him play just makes me want to support him less. Pre-season game, I know but still.
That probably cements Darmian as first choice RB unless Fabinho is signed
Same here, it will take some getting used to.
Why is Paddy so convinced that was a penalty? Valencia's arm was in a natural position, and it's not like he could have expected the bicycle kick to go backwards. Bizarre chat about controlling it?!
I don't think anyone understands the handball rules anymore.
I don't think anyone understands the handball rules anymore.
Never in doubt.
Well, you know it's a stonewall penalty when even Paddy thinks its spot on...
Valencia having a tough time
Someone tell me if Januzaj is on the bench!
We're so useless.
Jones 
That pass by Jones! 
Depay is so fecking thick it hurts my brain.
Herrera will never fool me again. he is the most useless leader out of all our average players. He just adds no quality to our midfield.
It's sad really how poor our squad has become. Aside from the new players, Shaw and Blind, I have major doubts about every other player out there right now.
Yes
Predictable performance as we've put out a terrible side. Don't read too much into it as half this team will hopefully be spectators for the majority of the season.
This is essentially our B team. Only Shaw, Bailly and Mkhi from this lot will be starting against Bournemouth.
Too easy for Dortmund
Valencia is not a full back.
certainly not talking about this moment, once he drove with the ball forward only to misplace quite easy pass, he looks too similar to smalling..
Aubameyang 2-0
Mkhitaryan has been a disappointment in the left so far.
Depay doesn't know what he's doing, no routines playing as a forward.
Midfield also a bit underperforming. Blind and Herrera not having good chemistry and look lost surround by fast Dortmund players.
Depay doesn't know what he's doing, no routines playing as a forward.
Midfield also a bit underperforming. Blind and Herrera not having good chemistry and look lost surround by fast Dortmund players.
Men v boys
Mourinho has a job on his hands
Mourinho has a job on his hands
I've been hearing this since our 2013 terrible pre-season with Moyes.
Yup, LVG's teams were sensational in pre season. I think we beat Real, Barca, Liverpool while he was here, we also nobbed LA Galaxy 7-0. In his first pre season we won every game IIRC.
What's the score? Not home yet
The petition to sign Big Sam is nearing the 5 target!
Yes he is
Jones.
I blame the hair.
I blame the hair.
f..g hell Jones is done at top level
You were saying. I'm sure you also cosign that awesome pass just now.
What do you mean Bilbao, we even beat them!!
2-0 Dortmund. First goal was a free kick that Johnstone did a bad job of, second was a penalty thanks to a Valencia handball.What's the score? Not home yet
Nice one Sam.
if there's one thing we should have all learned from LvG's tenure is that pre-season means absolutely zero.
Chillax the cacks.
Chillax the cacks.
People should remember that Dortmund is a better team in the first place and it's only a pre-season game.
Jones isn't good enough