I've had time to let the Pep appointment sink in, and here's the conclusion I've come to. You may not agree:
I want to see us back as the most hated club in the country. Where referees get pressurised when they make mistakes, time wasting is pointed out, players are defended, press conferences take place with the manager asserting an air of authority - not with journalists saying what they want and essentially heckling the manager. I want the manager out of his seat, living every ball kicked on the sideline. I want the opposition to know that the manager is aware of their strengths and weaknesses, where games are tailored to the weaknesses - not the same dreary bullshit every week. I want mind games with the opposition manager, with them second guessing what our manager will do.
Mourinho will offer us all of the above, and more. He's been there, done it and worn the T-shirt. He can be Pep's Kryptonite.
He wants the job and has coveted it since he won the CL with Porto. Come on Woody, what are you waiting for?