Skåre Willoch? Well done!
How exactly do you know this?
Re: Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
@Adcuth and @horsechoker
I think his full name fully translated should be
Godisgracious Vegetablefarmonpeatsoil or Sonofasoldier
maybe.
Players whose names are a lie
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran are here to talk about a frustrating 2 points dropped at Crystal Palace. They then discuss the regeneration of Old Trafford. Finally, Nik is joined by special guest Michael Statham from the Football Oranje podcast - who gives us a more in depth look at our EL opposition FC Twente, and then runs through the (many) Dutch connections currently at United.
Re: Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
@Adcuth and @horsechoker
I think his full name fully translated should be
Godisgracious Vegetablefarmonpeatsoil or Sonofasoldier
maybe.
Also isn't a hit song by the American pop rock band Hanson
Kylian Mbappe
Has never killed Ian (as far as we know)
Has never killed Ian (as far as we know)
Antony - isn't an insect doing ecstasy (although sometimes plays like one)
Eric Dier - oh sorry, thought this was the ‘players whose names are true’ thread
Jordan Pickford - drives a Lamborghini
William Prunier - has smooth skin
Will Fish, doesn’t however much he may threaten to
But David May, if he needs to...
Whereas Jack Rodwell
Chicarito - not a little pea
Just seen this so here's some @horsechoker
Harry Kane: doesn't chase after people with a walking stick
Amad Diallo: never dials a phone operator in a rage
Antony Martial: doesn't look after/gather all the other Antony's anymore
Erling Harland: doesn't throw things far over the Earth
Van Dijk: doesn't go dogging in his ford transit
Harry Kane: doesn't chase after people with a walking stick
Amad Diallo: never dials a phone operator in a rage
Antony Martial: doesn't look after/gather all the other Antony's anymore
Erling Harland: doesn't throw things far over the Earth
Van Dijk: doesn't go dogging in his ford transit
Are you sure?
To my knowledge
doesn't dabble in the white powder as he is a top pro.
Paul Jewell: not a precious stone
Nick Pope - doesn’t shit in the woods
Jhon Duran - isn’t hungry like the wolf
Jhon Duran - isn’t hungry like the wolf
Rashford: drove his rolls Royce, rashly.
Either we are all Fish, or Fish don't exist
Amad Diallo - isn't smooth on the inside and crunchy on the outside
Bernt Haas - has never sat on a bonfire
Kaka - wasn't a shite player
Ars Bandeet - married with children
Lee Hendrie
Nobody believes in him
Nobody believes in him
Gabriel Batistuta - never taught David Batty
Ryan Giggs - not much of a musician
Alan Shearer - never seen him groom a sheep
Danny Shittu - definitely didn’t on me
Alan Shearer - never seen him groom a sheep
Danny Shittu - definitely didn’t on me
I beg to differ
Saúl Ñíguez- is white
Uhhh...
Christian Eriksen - in fact isn’t the son of a devout Christian named Erik
Lopez Ufarte
Did he?
Did he?
Brian Robson - by all accounts very generous to his kids
Noah Okafor - didn’t build an ark and didn’t send the animals in two by two
Noah Okafor - didn’t build an ark and didn’t send the animals in two by two
Willy Smallbone - apparently he’s quite hung
Phillipp Lahm isn't.
Ben White is still white
Gibbs White
This made me laugh more than it should do!
Never found Lee the Sharpest