Thomas Partey is actually very professional.
Players whose names are a lie
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Depending on who you ask, Ashley Young. To an 100 year old, yes, it's true, but to a kid? Lies!
Aron Winter - born in a country where its always summer (suriname)
Dumfries - He's smart and doesn't eat chips
Shane Long.
Ansu Fati - isn’t fat, would actually say he’s skinny.
Tom Cleverley - Not quite clever
Ben White
more like Ben Bronze with half a ton of fake tan on.
more like Ben Bronze with half a ton of fake tan on.
Joao Felix - hates cats.
Sean Longstaff doesn’t have a big cock,
And apparently Jack Rodwell wasn’t good in bed.
And apparently Jack Rodwell wasn’t good in bed.
Chillwell - May sometimes gets angry.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c07er2yrm0po
Not a fledgling business
Man City sign goalkeeper Startup on two-year deal
Not a fledgling business
Aged like milk.
Mason Mount is built like a jello, not a mountain
Nor is he a bricklayer
And Luke Shaw is not a shaw bet to show up
Norman Whiteside. Apparently pretty white all over.
Heung-Min Son
Fully grown adult
Fully grown adult
Jurrien Timber - Not a lumberjack
Alejandro Balde
Fraud
Fraud
Mathijis De Ligt - Not Turkish
Best yet
Martyn Waghorn.
Or at least it could be, I don't know if he can wag it or not.
Or at least it could be, I don't know if he can wag it or not.
I still want these explained
Cole Palmer - Never worked in a mine.
Raheem Sterling - isn’t mint.
Raheem Sterling - Went into the Euro(s).
Raheem Sterling - Went into the Euro(s).
Idrissa Gueye - isn't.
Ben White - Isn’t white.
Dion Dublin - Isn’t Irish.
Amadou Onana - Isn’t Andre Onana
Nile Ranger - Not a law enforcer by any means.
Peter Beardsley - Never had a beard
Dion Dublin - Isn’t Irish.
Amadou Onana - Isn’t Andre Onana
Nile Ranger - Not a law enforcer by any means.
Peter Beardsley - Never had a beard
Nor Lightweight
Kylian Mbappe - more of a sliced bread kind of guy
Nor a pornstar
Christian Dailly - not a religious newspaper
Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall - never hosted a West Yorkshire council meeting
Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall - never hosted a West Yorkshire council meeting
Jonathon Woodgate
Neither a gate, or an entrance to a wood.
Neither a gate, or an entrance to a wood.
Neal Maupay - Took a pay cut to move to Marseille
Antony - Says he doesn’t know a Cleopatra when asked.
Martin Odegaard - didn't invent anti-perspirant
Very good
Teddy Sheringham - isn't a cuddly bear.
Met Stefan Kuntz, nice guy