Alan Smith and Gabriel Heinze:
Two of the most perfect examples of how a lot of football fans in this country are seduced by any chest-thumping slide tackler. Both were terrible footballers, Smith more so than Heinze. Heinze came in and played left-back for us with no pace or any real technique, but he flew into tackles and became a hero.
Smith was doing the same, but from fecking centre forward. Think he scored one league goal in the last 5 or so years of his career. I remember he didn’t score for us in his last 18 months or so, and I kept checking every so often at Newcastle and MK Dons to see if he had scored a goal yet, and he hadn’t. He was a centre forward that people genuinely looked at, in his prime years and thought ‘let’s try him out in defensive midfield’ because his strengths lay in slide tackling. I can’t think of many strikers who anyone would even think ‘maybe they would make a better DM’. The likes of Rooney was asked to drop deeper at times as he could pass, and Messi could probably replace Iniesta with ease - but to be moved back to play a Gattusso role just shows a lack of talent as a forward.
Two of the most perfect examples of how a lot of football fans in this country are seduced by any chest-thumping slide tackler. Both were terrible footballers, Smith more so than Heinze. Heinze came in and played left-back for us with no pace or any real technique, but he flew into tackles and became a hero.
Smith was doing the same, but from fecking centre forward. Think he scored one league goal in the last 5 or so years of his career. I remember he didn’t score for us in his last 18 months or so, and I kept checking every so often at Newcastle and MK Dons to see if he had scored a goal yet, and he hadn’t. He was a centre forward that people genuinely looked at, in his prime years and thought ‘let’s try him out in defensive midfield’ because his strengths lay in slide tackling. I can’t think of many strikers who anyone would even think ‘maybe they would make a better DM’. The likes of Rooney was asked to drop deeper at times as he could pass, and Messi could probably replace Iniesta with ease - but to be moved back to play a Gattusso role just shows a lack of talent as a forward.