He's self mutilated himself. Look at that shit!
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'Pep' Guardiola sack watch
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When he referees at training , he's a linesman
Genuinely looks like he’s had his head kicked in. What’s happened?
Man City’s recent results
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This is what my knob looks likeHe's self mutilated himself. Look at that shit!
@calodo2003 got banned for less
It must have changed since you last showed me it.
The future is now, bald man!
I think this is deliberate, he's acting batshit insane to divert attention away from his team.
2 milliseconds away from bursting into tears or killing everyone in the room whilst laughing like a hyena. I can't decide which.
Emo era Pep.
All jokes and rivalries apart, watching Pep there, you have to worry for his mental health. There's probably a reason he'd taken that sabbatical once and probably why he needs one again.
Hard fought point to stop the losing streak.
Seriously though, couldn't help laugh when the third went in. The fragility at the moment is pretty absurd, and we aren't really flying offensively either. A poor season is way overdue but a patch like this will always be painful. Anfield is hardly the place I'd want to go next
but we need to start improving somewhere
As far as Guardiola is concerned I think it is very obvious that the play are flat, and the biggest underachievers are aging and probably in decline. We have let the core group of the squad get old together, not helped with bringing back Gundogan who we actually should have replaced. I can see that people are ready to say he has lost the dressing room and that the players have downed tools, and while there is obviously realistic to think that there is an element of things getting stale between him and the old-guard at this point and questions around some of the alternatives, I think both there are some mitigating factors to this huge dip in form, and also enough proof on the pitch that most of the questions should be raised towards the players. He has a proven track record of identifying problems and recyifying them midseason, but at some point that won't be enough to avoid a realatively poor season. He certainly won't change the style drastically which would have helped urgently, considering the high-line is killing us at the moment
But yeah, he is City manager for as long as he wants and rightfully so, and he is worth his weight in gold during a rebuild of the squad, which is needed now after the hesitancy to break up the core of the treble winning squad
Seriously though, couldn't help laugh when the third went in. The fragility at the moment is pretty absurd, and we aren't really flying offensively either. A poor season is way overdue but a patch like this will always be painful. Anfield is hardly the place I'd want to go next
but we need to start improving somewhereAs far as Guardiola is concerned I think it is very obvious that the play are flat, and the biggest underachievers are aging and probably in decline. We have let the core group of the squad get old together, not helped with bringing back Gundogan who we actually should have replaced. I can see that people are ready to say he has lost the dressing room and that the players have downed tools, and while there is obviously realistic to think that there is an element of things getting stale between him and the old-guard at this point and questions around some of the alternatives, I think both there are some mitigating factors to this huge dip in form, and also enough proof on the pitch that most of the questions should be raised towards the players. He has a proven track record of identifying problems and recyifying them midseason, but at some point that won't be enough to avoid a realatively poor season. He certainly won't change the style drastically which would have helped urgently, considering the high-line is killing us at the moment
But yeah, he is City manager for as long as he wants and rightfully so, and he is worth his weight in gold during a rebuild of the squad, which is needed now after the hesitancy to break up the core of the treble winning squad
Scratching his head for a solutionHe's self mutilated himself. Look at that shit!
He should leave them. They look like they could both use a fresh start.
The man’s gone full on Joker
Dude needs a break. Wtf is he doing to himself? I've never seen something like that from a manager before.
He's going to shoot Gary Neville live on Sunday
To be fair, that is absolutely unhinged
This collapse is hilarious, long may it continue
He’s either been clawing at his own head or it’s kicked off. Proper good either way.
This man is not well.He's self mutilated himself. Look at that shit!
Yeah, if this continues he is heading straight into straight jacket. Am not even joking.
Update thread title to Pep Guardiola: Section Watch
I have a feeling it kicked off. Hope someone leaks what actually happened.
The writing is on the wall? Heh?He's self mutilated himself. Look at that shit!
He shouldn't have signed the extension.
I don't believe he did this to himself
We even got his signature ‘roll a bit of spit onto to his lip during an interview’ move. A very odd man.
Of course he did it to himself, he's constantly clawing at his face on the sideline.
He definitely did. The man touches his face so often it’s not even funny. Everytime the camera pans to him he is either spitting or touching/scratching his head.
Bit strange but I’m watching the same interview on Amazon prime and the scratches on his head aren’t there like that in the picture but the scratch on his nose is, someone’s photoshopped it I bet on socials.
He hit the nail(s) on the head in his post-match dressing room debrief.
Arnes definitely put his own stamp on it though. Klopp cost Liverpool a few titles with his heavy football. Slots added a bit more discipline to the side. They can grind out results.