I haven't checked his statistics (I used to love football before the Football Manager era when everything didn't have to be backed up with statistics and players were rated on merit) but from what I can tell from watching Barcelona, he probably manages a goal every four games. As a forward for Barcelona, that's not really impressive.
Welbeck's conversion rate, despite being maligned, is up there with that, possibly even better, hence my comparison between the two. You'll also notice in my post that I used the word 'real' in a bid to give my point some context. It wasn't as if I said he and Welbeck NEVER score goals, for fück's sake!
Christ, this place is very tetchy these days. Every fanboi gets offended when their idol isn't praised to the heavens.