SharkyMcShark
Horrified
I think I might need a change of pants when we play Carrick - Scholes - Cleverley
He's an actual genius. It's such a pleasure watching him, it's like watching an animal in the wild just being amazing at being an otter or whatever it was born to be.
At some point this season he will get sent off and cost us a game. But even that will be enjoyable in its way.
You forgot the well-endowed duck.
Er...who's more comfortable than under pressure than Paul Scholes? I can't think of many this side of the Pyrenees.
They know if they commit themselves against Scholes they'll likely be out the game, either he'll dummy them and walk into sspace or he'll pass round them. They're scared of committing, and rightly so.
Er...who's more comfortable than under pressure than Paul Scholes? I can't think of many this side of the Pyrenees.
His legs went about three years ago, it just doesn't really matter
I would like him to find his long-range shooting again
Its scary how reliant we're becoming on him now. You can see as soon as he came on everyone started giving him the ball, hoping he could run things.
There is nothing in his game that will be severely effected by aging. He could play into his 40s easily unless he gets serious injury issues.
He plays better in the last few games than he did during the second half of last season in my opinion. Remarkable.
He's 38 Plech
I say we let him retire every summer and then bring him back each January. That way we solve our midfield problem by signing Paul Scholes each year.