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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Those who are bored of this thread, stop saying so in the thread. Just clogging the thread up.

With the new reports from Ducker and Castle yesterday, would have been briefed directly from sources at the club yeaterday. So, something will be happening these next couple of days I'm guessing.
 
I had a dream last night that Pogba said he wants to play in the Italian equivelant of the community shield (I don't even know if there is one), and it was rumoured this was to say "goodbye".

I was thinking of the Pedro saga last summer. :wenger:
 
I had a dream last night that Pogba said he wants to play in the Italian equivelant of the community shield (I don't even know if there is one), and it was rumoured this was to say "goodbye".

I was thinking of the Pedro saga last summer. :wenger:

You must be talking about the la Pacio.

I don't know what i'm talking about,ignore this post.
 
Things this saga has taught me:
1. What Raiola looks like.
2. That Raiola is a scumbag.
3. Pogba is Muslim.
4. Ed Woodward is beautiful.
5. Apparently we don't mind spending money after all.
Ive learnt that Di Marzio is a person. I always thought that was the name of a newspaper.:nervous:
 
Just two days until he flies to Manchester, according to Skysports
Deal's done and just waiting for confirmation according to Castles, Ducker, Luckhurst and the Italian lot incl Di Marzio

Feels like if it's going to get done, or turn out to be the biggest transfer hoax in recent history, we're going to find out soon enough either way
 
Those who are bored of people saying they are bored of this thread, stop saying so in the thread. Just clogging the thread up.
I thought you'd be pleased seeing as it'd help the muppets goal of reaching 1000 pages. :p
 
Someone asked if he would be the first Muslim player for Utd. Then a debate ensued as to who was. Difficult to say as sometimes it's not obvious who is Muslim eg Ribery is a Muslim.

I think Fellaini is also a muslim.
 
"i'm bored of this" and "if pogba doesn't sign by 2pm X day in august, it's not happening".

I seriously don't understand either comment. It's like the club has to undertake business within a certain prism of time....that is artificially constructed by a fan typing on a forum :wenger::wenger::lol:
:lol:

So true.
 
I think this weekend there will be something. Dybala can't turn up against West Ham at the Olympic Stadium on Sunday wearing the #10 without this being broken yet.

Unless the pics I saw of Dybala 10 shirts on sale were fakes, which can't be ruled out in the fecking transfer window.
 
I know this has probably been answered a million and one times already, but when is he allegedly back from holiday again?
 
I know this has probably been answered a million and one times already, but when is he allegedly back from holiday again?

He's not.

Paul Pogba has gone beyond "taking a holiday" and is now taking his art to new levels that only a visionary genius like he or Kanye could be capable of.

There is no end to the holiday.

He is the holiday and the holiday is him.
 
Someone asked if he would be the first Muslim player for Utd. Then a debate ensued as to who was. Difficult to say as sometimes it's not obvious who is Muslim eg Ribery is a Muslim.

No he's not.A youth player named Paul Pogba was the first one.
 
Those who are bored of this thread, stop saying so in the thread. Just clogging the thread up.

With the new reports from Ducker and Castle yesterday, would have been briefed directly from sources at the club yeaterday. So, something will be happening these next couple of days I'm guessing.

:lol:
 
I know this has probably been answered a million and one times already, but when is he allegedly back from holiday again?
Sky Sports News recon he is flying to Manchester (presumably straight from New York) on Saturday
 
Pogba 6 shirt arrives today so I've probably cursed the whole situation - possibly a big mistake, but its all good - can always buy another one :)
 
Guys ... I've had a absolutely horrid bad tooth since this morning. I've been in agony. Headaches, jawaches, at one point I lost the feeling in my foot for some reason. Its been stressing me out. The pain just stopped! I'm OK now!

In the fecked up logic that is the Pogba thread, I believe this means the deal is done. Now I'm going to have some weetabix.
Shouldn't you go check it out?
 
Pogba 6 shirt arrives today so I've probably cursed the whole situation - possibly a big mistake, but its all good - can always buy another one :)
I've never understood why people don't wait until it's confirmed. Could be a massive waste of money. Even if he does join he could pick a different number.
 
So is Pogba back from his hols tomorrow or is it Saturday?

:lol:

I'm sure this has been asked and answered a ludicrous amount of times now (including on the previous page!) but I would surmise he'll be flying out some time tomorrow and will possibly arrive in the early hours of Saturday.
 
He's due back at Juve for training on the 6th or 7th, so I assume if he were going direct to Turin he'd be leaving a day or 2 before that.

Basically, things should be kicking off pretty damn soon
 
We have made a financial blunder by selling him for next to nothing as a young player, but the good thing that's come out of this is, despite setting us back a hundred million, that we'll at least have him in a few of his prime years. There is no guarantuee that he would have developed the way he has if he stayed at United and even if he did, he would be leaving us right about now for Madrid or Barca.
 
We have made a financial blunder by selling him for next to nothing as a young player, but the good thing that's come out of this is, despite setting us back a hundred million, that we'll at least have him in a few of his prime years. There is no guarantuee that he would have developed the way he has if he stayed at United and even if he did, he would be leaving us right about now for Madrid or Barca.
We didn't sell him.
 
United's chopper has just landed outside OT. Last time this happened we signed Zlatan.
 
He's not.

Paul Pogba has gone beyond "taking a holiday" and is now taking his art to new levels that only a visionary genius like he or Kanye could be capable of.

There is no end to the holiday.

He is the holiday and the holiday is him.
Funny guy.